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Albedo vs Luis Virgil Reid Herschel vs Laharl Zalbard vs Lemina Ausa Kain Highwind vs MOMO
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Rashidi vs Guido Lenus vs Lulu Kasumi vs Miranda Randi vs Ganz
Ramirez vs Mewtwo Sofia vs Meis Kimahri Ronso vs Enrique Lufia vs Zell Dincht
Week 3 - Quarterfinals




Albedo (XS) Albedo vs Luis Virgil Luis Virgil (XS1)

Dark Holy Elf
Albedo may be a Godlike champion, but he can still be overcome, as he faces the man set above him by Wilhelm. Not only does the blue-cloaked, undead (?) sequel-bait outrank him, but he also has more HP and generally higher stats despite being fought some ten levels earlier. Ouch.

The only question is, can Virgil match his underling and get a Godlike championship for his own? He'll get his chance, since the mad URTV sure as hell isn't stopping him!

Albedo: 15
Luis Virgil: 20


Evans (BoF2) Evans vs Melfice Melfice (G2)

Dunefar
Evans may be a demon, but he'll still Wail when he's Soul Slashed. Go, guy with the better demon horn than Evans!

Evans: 5
Melfice: 22


Rashidi (OB) Rashidi vs Guido Guido (Pers2)

OblivionKnight
What would have been the greatest battle between two of the greatest conspirators in the history of RPGs was never to take place. Two days before the match, Guido received a call from the all-powerful Johnny Cochran, summoning him to the Dark Assembly to stand charges for murder, larceny, extortion, bribery, theft, crimes against humanity, and not paying overdue movie fees. Given the nature of the Dark Assembly to reject appeals, Guido had to kill the entire assembly of jurors, reporters, judges, guards and attorneys assembled for what was called the second largest trial in RPG history. Of course, with so many people to kill, it took Guido a good three days to get out of the court room, which meant he missed his match.

But hey, there are a couple less lawyers in the world now, so it wasn't that bad of a loss, right?

Rashidi: 7
Guido: 6


Ramirez (SoA) Ramirez vs Mewtwo Mewtwo (PKMN)

Monkeyfinger
Speed checks be damned, Eternum turns Mewtwo into chinese food.

Ramirez: 23
Mewtwo: 5




Reid Herschel (ToE) Reid Herschel vs Laharl Laharl (Disgaea)

Hunter Sopko
Laharl laughed as he saw his next opponent. "Ha! Finally a woman without a sexy body!"

Reid growled, 'WHAT?!"

"That shirt... it could ONLY belong to a woman!"

You know, there are just some things even the King of Hell shouldn't do. One of them being assuming the gender of someone trying to kick the crap out of you. Reid funnels the anger into power, and pummels Laharl so badly that even his Prinny Mommy feels it.

But in all honesty, it still does look like Reid's wearing a woman's top.

Reid Herschel: 14
Laharl: 7


Ramsus, Kahran (XG) Ramsus, Kahran vs Sasarai Sasarai (S3)

superaielman
Sasarai.. a classic heavy mage. Great damage, and magic defense to kill for. However, his physical durability isn't much short of appalling, and Ramsus is fast enough to make him wish he had some actual casting speed.

Congrats, Sas. You just lost to someone who's best known for for being antiphysical.

Ramsus, Kahran: 22
Sasarai: 12


Lenus (LoD) Lenus vs Lulu Lulu (FFX)

Dark Holy Elf
You wouldn't expect a pure mage in a low-cut dress to be her game's tank, let alone a good one. But that's exactly what Lulu is. Hard to damage, even harder to hit, and a Doublecast that allows her to heal herself with the help of element-absorbing armour, AND damage her opponent on the same turn. Lenus may be absurdly powerful, but Lulu is one nut the Wingly simply can not crack.

Lenus: 10
Lulu: 23


Sofia (DW4) Sofia vs Meis Meis (TA)

Hunter Sopko
Meis grinned and ran after all the gorgeous beauties that were in front of him. "Cecelia... Lulu... Jennifer... I love you all!" he cried out as he chased them all, to no avail.

Of course, this produced several embarrassing effects for the patrons of the Arena, who watched as Meis slumbered after Sofia put him to sleep. The judges couldn't let this go on, and called the match in Sofia's favor to prevent the entire female population of the crowd from converging on Meis.

Sofia: 10
Meis: 9




Zalbard (SF2) Zalbard vs Lemina Ausa Lemina Ausa (Lunar2)

Meeplelard
This fight is broken down into 3 parts:

Zalbard go SMASH!
Lemina go CRUNCH!
Greater Devil gets WIN!

Zalbard: 19
Lemina Ausa: 7


Tifa Lockheart (FF7) Tifa Lockheart vs Borus Redrum Borus Redrum (S3)

AAA
Borus vs. Tifa...interesting match, no? But the Knight of Zexen takes it. Why? Well, since Tifa mostly relies on physical power in a fight, she'll be suffering badly because Borus's general tankiness. Add in the fact that Borus hits hard, especially when his Rune is involved, and you have the bartender facing a serious disadvantage.

And, as far as I see, her Limit, should it come up at all, is not enough to level the playing field. Match to Borus.

Tifa Lockheart: 16
Borus Redrum: 23

Meeplelard
See, if it was any other Male vs. Tifa, we all know they would have problems fighting her, what with, you know, how she's...developed...but anyways, Borus, despite showing signs he liked Chris, is still, as we know, a Knight fo the Suikoverse, and thus, has tastes of a much different type than that of Tifa, thus making him immune to what most males would fall victumn too.

Thus, Borus ignores the distractions, and manages to beat Tifa thanks to the one thing that Suiko Knights are mocked for...




Kasumi (Suikos) Kasumi vs Miranda Miranda (LoD)

Meeplelard
Kasumi is a Ninja
Miranda is a Dragoon

This reminds me an aweful lot of FF games. Lets refer back to the earliest example, shall we?

FF3, Dragoons were good at Jumping and could use Spears. Ninja's could throw Shurikens, capabale of killing the final boss in 4 turns, as well as use EVERYTHING unless it was labelled Onion. 1 point for the Ninja

FF4, Kain the Dragoon is a steady tank who can jump and do good damage. Edge the Ninja...gets Rydia at the end. Needless to say, that alone trumps anything Kain has on Edge.

And then we get too...oh screw it, Ninja's > Dragoon's, that's all there is too it, even if the Ninja and Dragoon are from two totally seperate games, the same still applies.

Kasumi: 22
Miranda: 10


Kimahri Ronso (FFX) Kimahri Ronso vs Enrique Enrique (SoA)

OblivionKnight
Rapier met lance. Parry met thrust. For every thrust that Kimahri could manage with his lance, the prince managed to evade it and counter with his own rapier. The Ronso stepped back, slashed and scarred, but he gave the faintest smile. With a roar, he leaped up into the air, intent on driving Longinus down through Enrique's body.

Unfortunately, that's when Enrique decided to play his trump card, and use a technique Gilder had taught him. Raising his hand, he yelled "Mess with me, and you mess with the Delphinus!" Seconds later, the famous battleship appeared in the sky, right above where Kimahri had lept. The Ronso's head cracked upon hitting the metal hull, and he fell several hundred metres to the ground, breaking every bone in his body and breaking his spear in half as well.

Enrique stood over his opponent, knelt, and raised his sword into the air. "For honour...for victory".

Kimahri Ronso: 8
Enrique: 16




Kain Highwind (FF4) Kain Highwind vs MOMO MOMO (XS)

AAA
At first glance, one would think that the dragoon would easily overcome the little Realian girl. However, never underestimate the capacity for evil that RPG schoolgirl fetishes have. Sure, she seems pretty demure, but behind that smiling face lurks unbelievable malice. Can Kain, talented as he is, stand up to his? I think not.

Well, that or MOMO's healing easily overcomes his damage, or something. It's really up to you. But rest assured, MOMO wins easily.

Kain Highwind: 16
MOMO: 21

Broc
MOMO let out a string of robotic expletives. If only ether blasts had the same accuracy of guided missiles; Cain seemed to avoid her every effort to destroy.




Starky (CC) Starky vs Mallow Mallow (SMRPG)

Broc
Starky let out a howl. "Starky have miscalculated!" he exclaimed as he lay, looking up at the creature who had cracked Starky's space helmet. Mallow grinned. The jury was still out on which of the two were the cutest, but Mallow had defeated Starky in at least one battle.

Starky: 7
Mallow: 30

AAA
So, the prince of the cloud..things...faces the vertically challenged space alien. Unfortunatly, Starky doesn't even stand a chance. With his superior magical skills, and full healing, even Starky's Borg-like CC character qualities won't stand up to the skills of Mallow.

And, while you could make the case that both are cute, I believe a walking marshmallow is far more attractive than something that destorys crop fields and enjoys anal probing.




Randi (SoM) Randi vs Ganz Ganz (AtL4)

superaielman
Ganz has one flaw for a light, in bad defense. Normally, healing and counters cover this up.. but Randi has enough durability to survive several Ganz attacks, and a level eight charge attack from the Mana Knight should rip Ganz in two.

Randi: 13
Ganz: 8


Lufia (Lufia1) Lufia vs Zell Dincht Zell Dincht (FF8)

Dunefar
"Man," Zell moaned to Fujin, as the two had a 'It's okay you lost' party at the local ice cream parlor. "I can't believe a girl beat me up like that!"

Ignoring Fujin's forming frown at that, "She couldn't have weighted more than a hundred pounds and she beat me so badly I needed a Life spell...this SUCKS."

---

"...This SUCKS!" The clerk at the ice cream shop grumbled, sighing deeply. "I save the world, beat the Sinistrals, and I still have to get a summer job since the knights aren't hiring. Can't even get in the DL to make money that way..."

Glancing around in complete boredom as he whined and bitched, he notes a couple in the corner....or, more accurately, one irate girl throwing a blonde haired guy through the window.

With a resigned expression, the clerk goes to get the broom. "Lufia had better he having a better time, whereever she is right now."

Lufia: 25
Zell Dincht: 8

Silence is Golden

Precis vs herself
~Doma Dragoon


Grefter
Precis will not shut up. She won't even last 5 minutes.

With that much money floating around you are going to get all the cheating lowlife scum coming out of the wood works, she is destined to fail. Now some of the low lifes are going to trying to make her shut up, so silence spells are going to be thrown around like confeti, naturally to counter this dispelling magics will be spammed to counter. You know what wins in though? Silent Lake and drugs. Get Precis flipping out on some Acid then Silent Lake after a dispel and you have guaranteed victory. The question is, how damned hard would it be to track down the cheaters from the massive casts of Suikoden 2 and 3. They definitely have the expertise needed there, plenty of spell casters adept enough to get a Silent Lake off fast enough, fists full of ninja to get the little girl doped up and enough friends to give any involved an alibi.

Not that it really matters, all the cheating did was speed up the breaking of Precis by about 10 minutes.


Precis: 9
EveryoneElse: 29

OmegaRyuji
Precis knew that there was no way she could keep quiet on her own, so she sent out emails to all of the best strategists for help. Soon afterwards, a reply came from Leon Silverburg:

Just go fight Indalecio and get killed. If you're dead, you can't talk, and afterwards someone has to revive you to pay you. "Genius!" Precis thought. She carefully climbed up the outside of Fienal and encountered the leader of the Wisemen.

A pity, that she felt compelled to say "Here's Mr. Enemy!" at a start of the match.

A shame, that Indalecio didn't care about her bet, and proceded to kill her anyway.

A sign of Precis's stupidity, that she would trust advice from one of the men that bet against her.



The only remaining question is if 17.5 million fol is really worth reviving her.