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Week 3 - Quarterfinals




Fou-Lu (BoF4) Fou-Lu vs Myria Myria (BoFs)

Infinity Dragon
The match started off expectedly enough, Fou Lu's Tyrant opening with Dark Wave and Myria dealing considerable damage back with Mjolnir. During her occasional double turns, Myria healed herself with Resore, which enabled her to keep up with the God Emperor's massive damage. Slowly, but surely, Tyrant lost HP and Dark Wave was rendered useless- Fou Lu now had to rely on his physical. With a final surge, Myria managed to defeat the mighty Tyrant dragon, albeit just barely. Kneeling with exhaustion, Myria looked up, and the smile dropped from her face. Fou Lu was standing, unharmed, in front of her.
"What kind of Dragon are you?" she asked, astounded.
"We art divine. Thou hast done well to defeat our Tyrant dragon. Can thou withstand our continued assault?" With that, Fou Lu took his True Astral form. Myria, already low on health, quickly fell to the vastly superior True Astral.
"That was a close one indeed" Fou Lu congratulated his fallen foe "Not often does a fake god like thyself manage to even threated our Tyrant, let alone defeat it. But in the end, thou art just a powerful mortal, do not be saddened"

Fou-Lu: 14
Myria: 8

MeepleLard
The main event of God Like, so it would appaer, Fou-lu vs. Myria, the 2 biggest Villains of the BoF series, and possibly the two strongest Duelers of the series as well, finally deciding who was indeed the stronger one, was about to take place.

Teepo: Oh Goddess Myria, please, you must stop this God of Dragons.

Jade: Yes, and I'd like to face you in the God Like Finals myself, and see if I am indeed worthy of you.

Myria: you two are loyal servants, I will see to it that I finally get my vengeance on the Dragons

*Fou-lu's Corner*

Won-qu: Your Majesty, are you sure you are ready? It appears this is also an endless you fight...

Fou-lu: Tis True, she is not a mere mortal but a God like myself, this should prove an interesting bout...

A-tur: Surely, a mere Goddess such as herself can't stop his Majesty...

Fou-lu: We doth not plan to give in so easily...

And thus, the match was underway. Fou-lu Started in his Human form, and formed his Royal Sword from the palm of his Hand. The Fou-lu fans went wild when they saw Fou-lu's opening teleport Slash on the Young Goddess.

Fou-lu: I suggest thou not try that Friend tactic on me, I know very well thou Planneth to fight at thine best.

Myria: *Transforms into her Angel Form* Is that so? Well, why are you mocking me by not transforming yourself? You claim to be the greatest of the Dragons, a God Emperor, yes, you use your inferior Form.

Fou-lu: Ah, so thou knoweth more than we hath anticipated. Very well, we shalt Transform, on the same condition that thou shalt show us thy True power!

Myira: Very well!

The God Emperor transformed into True Astral, while the Goddess turned into her famous Lamia like form.

Fou-lu: Power Flux!
Myria: Holocaust!
The 2 shots collided, both clashed in energy, and no damage done. However, in the mist of the light, Fou-lu transformed into Tyrant and had charged up a Dark Wave...
Myria was prepared for this...
MYria: I knew you were going to use your Trade Mark Dark Wave, so I prepared a little "Something" for you.

Fou-lu: What be thy thinking...

Myria revealed a bottle, and unscrewed the Lid...

Deis was watching from the Stands, and noticed this..."OMG! She wouldn't dare resort to something as cheap as that!"
Ershin was sitting next to her "It would appear she would, Deis. It would appear that is the D..."
*smack* "Don't give it away yet!"

Myria smashed the Bottle, and out came a gentle Song. However, FOu-lu, along wiht all the other Ryu's, Teepo, Zog, Sara, Blood Bane, Bright, Bleu, and any other Dragon were all knocked in pain. yes, Myria had used the D. Hrt, the secret weapon against Dragons.

"Curse...thee...Foolish Goddess"

*Myria turned into her Crying GIrl Form*
"And now...you should have become my friend, but...oh well"

"...thou think thou hath Won? *Gives a faint Grin* Perhaps thou hath not paid attention to my previous bout...I hath fought my other Half, and Succeeded, and..." Fou-lu got up, looked at Myria with a Smile "I AM COMPLETE!"
With this, it was at this point everyone notice Fou-lu's normally Silver Hair was in fact, Golden, and, at this point, he transformed himself into what appeared to be a White Tyrant...

Myria recognized this power immidiatly "In...finity! No! It Can't be!"
"I hath read up that thy one true fear is the full power of the 'Brood'...well, fair Goddess, mayhap thou would like to feel the truth power of the Endless?"
Myria didn't know what to do, she remembered fighting Ryu1 in Infinity, and losing Badly, it had enough power to force her into her Hydra Form, her "True" Form. Seeing INfinity, and recalling her match with it, she immidiatly conceded, and thus, fou-lu has proven to be the greatest Villain of the Series!

DragoonJay
Myria could only gaze in horror as the supreme force of the Tyrant Dragon overpowered her defenses. Every hit that she could inflict was paid back double, every spell returned with as much ferocity. And as she collapsed, the worst pain of all was inflicted. The last thing she heard before embracing the enclosing darkness was a mocking, sarcastic cry.

"Wilt thou be my friend?"




Anastasia Valeria (WA2) Anastasia Valeria vs Mewtwo Mewtwo (PKMN)

Hunter Sopko
Yep... Ana will be going after Mewtwo... until she casts Air Guard her first turn. Ana has the defense and HP to survive at least one Psychic, but with the damage that would cause, can Mewtwo survive the second Impulse? A great match, but the Sword Magess emerges victorious.

Anastasia Valeria: 12
Mewtwo: 9

ultima287@yahoo.com
Two Amnesias and Impulse will barely tickle Mewtwo. Coupled with Recover, which restores on a percentage of HP rather than amount and effectively counters Impulse, along with the devastating Psychic, the most powerful Pokemon should have a good chance to blast Anastasia out of the arena.

DragoonJay
Neither of the two fighters here are going to last past two attacks. Impulse and Psychic are just that powerful. Unfortunately for Ana, Psychic has a little advantage over Impulse, in that there's a chance with every blow that the opponents magical attack power will be reduced. The chance isn't big, but it's enough for me to side with Mewtwo.




Ghaleon (Lunars) Ghaleon vs Fujin Fujin (FF8)

ultima287@yahoo.com
Fujin's not in a good situation whenever she fights a non-PC opponent. In terms of durability, Ghaleon outclasses Fujin by a long way, and Chaos Shield can stop the brunt of her worst attacks (Meteor in this case). All he has to do is sit back with the CS/HW combo and simply overpower her to a victory.

Ghaleon: 21
Fujin: 6

Poppy
Fujin is too busy staring at Ghaleon's atrocious haircut to even think about fighting. Ghaleon may defeat Fujin here, but he's still the laughingstock of the RPGDL, with his gross haircut.

MeepleLard
Fujin: RAGE!

Ghaleon: Time to DIE!

Fujin: *Gasp* *runs*

Moral of the Story: No matter HOW loud you yell something in text, it won't ever compare to the power of TRUE Voice Acting.

Superaielman
Comments:Ghaleon relies on two things to win his matches- Fate Storm, which kills most PC's, and Chaos shield, which shuts down most damage dealers. However, Fujin isn't a PC, so she nulls Fate Storm. Her haste spell means that she gets an easy double turn on Ghaleon, and her healing means that despite her bad staying power, she can outlast the Magic Emperor's barrage of attacks.




Worker 8 (FFT) Worker 8 vs Jade Jade (BoF1)

MeepleLard
Worker 8: Race, Human. Gender, Male. Classiffication, Enemy. Going into attack mode.

Jade: *Turns into his giant undescribable form*

Worker 8: Scanning new species...does not Comply. Error! Error! Executing Self Destruct Sequence...

5 seconds Later, the whole Arena blew up. What was left?
Well, all that mattered was that Jade was standing, albeit Scarred, while Worker 8 was headed into the trash bin.

Worker 8: 9
Jade: 10




KOS-MOS (XS) KOS-MOS vs Lemon Lemon (SF2)

Superaielman
Desoul's a nasty trick against any PC who has troubles with magic defense. However.. KOS-MOS is possibly the one of the toughest PC's to kill with magic this side of Luc. She'll resist Desoul long enough to put a severe hurting on Lemon with S-Chain, amd to strike a fatal blow with R-Dragon.

KOS-MOS: 10
Lemon: 4

Dark Holy Elf
Good idea: Killing off annoying humans with double Desoul in an RPGDL match.
Bad idea: Attempting to defeat soulless andriods, especially ones with abdomen-mounted beam cannons, with said tactic.

MeepleLard
Lemon decided to watch a few video tapes of KOS MOS in action. Well, a few turned into 1 when he Saw KOS MOS has potential to nuke an entire planet, and thus, resorted to his attempts to commit suicide in paranoa that she was gonna do the same to him in the Arena, in the attempt to jump off high cliffs.

Well, he failed to Commit Suicide, but he managed to get out of hte Match without eating X-buster...didn't change the outcome though...




Rei (BoF3) Rei vs Meru Meru (LoD)

Tylor H
Rei has great speed with little durability and poor damage.
Meru has great speed with less durability and good damage.
Good for Rei, better for Meru

Rei has Weretiger which not only makes him faster, but makes him a lot stronger too.
Advantage: Rei

Meru has the Blue Sea Dragon Spirit, which not only increases all her stats by a lot, but gives her very strong attack magic too.
Victory: Meru

Rei: 6
Meru: 12

MeepleLard
Rei: I'm fighting a Girl? Doesn't that just beat all.

Meru: *hits him with Perky Step* Yep, it does!




Magus (Janus Zeal) (CT) Magus (Janus Zeal) vs Scias Scias (BoF4)

ultima287@yahoo.com
Barriers barriers oh my. All Magus has to do is sit back and cast Fire2 over and over, hitting the water-elemental Scias' weak point until he runs out of AP healing. With no natural fire elemental spells, and ShiningBlade's damage being drastically reduced by Magus's barrier, Scias has little way to score solid hits against Magus's much higher boss HP.

Magus (Janus Zeal): 18
Scias: 4


Liete (G1) Liete vs Beatrix Beatrix (FF9)

Dark Holy Elf
The guardian of Alent faced her foe. General Beatrix curiously wasn't doing anything, obviously waiting for Liete to act first. Perhaps that was to be expected from an expert in tactics like her military foe against many opponents, but Liete was hardly a typical mage. Nothing could stop her best attack, not even boss immunities. Well, it no longer mattered, since the General was dead. "Holy light, seal those of evil-"

"Reflect!"

Liete's face was frozen in horrific understanding for a moment... and then the Seiken attacks came.

Liete: 10
Beatrix: 11




Rune Walsh (PS4) Rune Walsh vs Delita Hyral Delita Hyral (FFT)

Dark Holy Elf
Delita hadn't become king by being a moron, or even a fair player. And he knew that in order to best his opponent, Rune, in his second RPGDL match, he'd need to outwit his opponent. Fortunately, as much credit as he owed his foe's intelligence, he knew he had the perfect plan. He knew what he had to say during the match that would fool his opponent into losing.

Rune, on the other hand, only knew not to trust his crafty foe the moment he opened his mouth, and silenced him with Seals as his opening attack.

Rune Walsh: 13
Delita Hyral: 6

MeepleLard
Delita entered the Fight prepared as usual, with an Aegis shield knowing his opponent was Magic Based...

Shame Delita didn't tkae into account that Legeon isn't exactly as avoidable as it seems, nor that Mages who can equip Shields actually exist...and in Rune's Case, Mages who can use 2 of them.




Dalton (CT) Dalton vs General Leo General Leo (FF6)

ultima287@yahoo.com
Considering that it'll take, at the most, two regular attacks from Leo to overkill Dalton, I can't possibly see Iron Orb being able to down Leo fast enough for Burp to finish him off.

Dalton: 6
General Leo: 22

MeepleLard
Dalton: Mwahaha! YOu got killed by a Clown. How do you expect to beat me?

Leo: Well, if you bothered to do your homework like I did, you'd have seen that Clown happens to be a God Like...

Dalton: Oh, yeah. YOu still got beat by a clown...

Leo: Yes...and you got beat by a group of Punk Teenagers

Dalton: True...

Leo: And a reject Robot...

Dalton: Yes...

Leo: And Frog...

Dalton: Your Point?

Leo: Oh, and lets not forget a Cave Woman...

Dalton: What the? Where did you get all this info?

Leo: As I said, i did my homework...and correct me if I'm wrong, but did they not beat you twice...

Dalton: Why, you you...grrr....

*FF6 Victory Theme plays*

Dalton: No! Stop the Music! Stop the Music! Yes! I did have an evil plan, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling Kids and thier Frog...and Robot...

Leo: ...Did I accusse you of an evil Plan?

Dalton: Uh....JUST TRY AND HIT ME!

Leo: Alright *HIts him 4x and then follows up with Shock for good Measure* How was that?

Dalton: *is incapcitated*




Aelia (VP1) Aelia vs Momo Momo (BoF3)

MeepleLard
Aelia: My Soul Burns, my Power has...

Momo: Erendil! *Casts Sleep*

Aelia: zzzzz

Momo: Ragnorako! *Casts Ragnorak*

Aelia: *gets crushed by a Meteor*

Moral of the Story: Short and Sweet Voice Acting wins the race...well, kind of.

Aelia: 3
Momo: 13

Infinity Dragon
Aelia attacks Momo.
Momo puts Aelia to sleep.
Momo doubles her speed, casts Ragnarok, and heals, then puts Aeila back to sleep.
A few spammed Ragnaroks later, Momo was advancing to the next round.




Alys Brangwin (PS4) Alys Brangwin vs Edge Eblan Edge Eblan (FF4)

Superaielman
Edge Eblan was standing on top of the world this week, and why not? He'd won his first RPGDL match in a commanding fashion. Robo was nothing more than a pile of Fumas and old circuits, and he made it look damn good. Further, he stole a kiss from a real looker in red, knocked out Thundergod Cid, and taken his 'artistic' photo collection back from the old geezer. Yep, ol' Edge was on fire...

However, this is Edge Eblan. Something has to give.

---

Smiling at the fanfare he recieved from his thousands of fans, Edge entered the arena. He waved as he sauntered in, basking in the mindless adulation. Of course they loved him, especially after the show he put on for them last week. Tearing his eyes from the crowd, the ninja swept his gaze over the battle ground and broke out into a cocky grin. Well, well. Miss Red was back for more, standing just inside the boundaries of the ring. The prince took a moment to take in her slender, well rounded figure and long brown hair, not hiding his hungry eyes.

Damn.

"She's cuter than I thought," he sighs. Letting her down was going to be rough. As much as he enjoyed that kiss, having a public relationship with another woman was not kosher in Rydia's view. Lest he find Bahamut nuking his royal ass one morning, he had to break things off now. So caught up in his amorous ways, he didn't even notice the brown hooded man also in the ring, his eyes purely on the woman's promised land.

"Heya, Alice," he called out, breaking into a trot. "No, wait, it's Alicia," he said as he caught her wintry glare as he ran up. From the snowy glare that she shot him, he was off again. "Um...Alexia!" Edge tried to regain his proverbial footing, but the icy waves she was shooting off were not helping. "Oh, right, right. It's Aya! Anyway, I'm afraid I can't see you anymore. Y'see, my fiancee doesn't take kindly to competition, and I can't let such a sweet thing get hurt," he said in his nicest 'I'm letting you down softly so that you don't jump off a cliff because Sex God Edge dumped you' voice. From frost, the red garbed woman's look mutated into shock and confusion. "So, yeah. Since you're here, have you seen my opponent this week? I'd like to get going so I can make happy hour at the bar."

Shrugging, Edge figured that she must not know from her stunned expression. With a final quick pat on her firm ass, Edge took a good look around the arena. In the center of the ring, a brown cloaked person stood, silently waiting. Only the tip of a white beard could be seen. "Bah, geezer. Where's my opponent this time?" he called out in his supreme self confidence. With a flip of his hand, the old man removed his cloak. Thundergod Cid stood tall there, his blue metal armor gleaning in the arena lights. Cid's expression could best be called an annoyed scowl, directed at Edge. "Right over there, boy. I'm here to prevent what happened last week from happening again," he says, drawing and pointing Excaliber towards the woman in red. "Good luck with Alys," Orlandu empahsizes her correct name, "boy."

Edge frowned a bit, his ninja mask obscuring the crack in his aura of self assuredness. By reflex, he remarshalled his bravado, and replied. "You mean me kicking your ass, or just being that damn awesome?" To Edge's credit, he said this with a level tone. Orlandu's level gaze matched the arrogant ninja's tone nicely. "I know about your trickery last week." TG Cid turned Excaliber slightly, so that the light reflecting off it shined in Edge's face, and his grin became rather predatory. "Just give me a reason to have to intervene, boy."

He took a moment to blink away the light of Excaliber before turning away from Orlandu. After all, he could deal with the old fart later. Time to -

That train of thought was disrailed by the boot of Alys slamming into Edge's groin. With a girly howl, Edge crumpled to the floor with remarkable speed. Alys took the opportunity to send a few steel toed kicks to the ribs of Eblan's prince before lifting him up by the throat to her face. "The name is Alys, little boy," she says, a sadistic, revenge promising smile on her face. "You insulted my honor and my pride," she goes on, with an added knee to the stomach getting a groan from Edge. "What fortune that you just _happen_ to be my foe this round, hm?" she coos. With a strength that her attractive body does not advertise, she tosses the ninja into the air.

"Death to the perverted!" she cries, throwing a boomerang at the ninja cum projectile. With a sick crack, it collided with the side of Edge's head, knocking Edge out cold.

---

"...winner by knockout....Alys....!" the words of Orlandu echoed around in Edge's head as he slowly regained awareness. That little...ugh....can't let it....

"Hold it!" Edge shouted, jumping up despite his injuries. Alys, who had been walking away from the arena, turned in shock. "That was just a flesh wound!" Edge assured the crowd and his fans. "Now..prepare yourself for the Eblan Ultimate Ninja magic!" he yelled as loud as his voice would go. "Special attack, the lifeline of a royal male dynasty...SMOKE!" Thick clouds of smoke cleared the arena...except for one patch, which showed a dashing Edge stealing a kiss from Miss Brangian. "See ya, cutie!" Edge's swollen, pain fill face were the last things Alys saw of the Ninja, before he fled the arena.

"Next time..." Alys mutters, looking down at the slicer in her hand.


---

Edge was right about one thing, at least. Alys really couldn't get enough of him.

Alys Brangwin: 18
Edge Eblan: 5

Tylor H
Edge began the battle by casting one of his many Ninja magics, and soon the battlefield was littered with images of himself, with no way to discover which was the real one. Of course, the benefit of boomerangs is that they don't require a single target. As Edge discovered to his shame as Alys' attack neatly sliced through the images until it hit the Ninja straight on, claiming another victim for the finest hunter from Motavia.

MeepleLard
Edge: You think you can beat a Ninja with a Boomerang? That's the funniest thing I've heard...

Alys: *Blasts Edge with a few Nafoi Spells til he's a burnt crisp* No, I don't, actually...

Pipe Dreamer
The good news for Edge is that it is a well-known law of romance stories that at one point, the shrew will be tamed and the man (no matter how rude, chauvanistic and otherwise undesirable) will win. Somehow, he got Alys to agree to a date with him.

The bad news is that it is also a well-known law that love makes people dizzy and otherwise close to insane. Somehow, he forgot to show up for his match with her.





Frog (CT) Frog vs Yang Yang (FF4)

Pipe Dreamer
Frog showed up for the match carrying not only his Masamune but also a huge frying pan. After a quick whack on the head with the frying pan, Yang realized that he had no chance to win this match, and ran from the Arena faster than you could say "lopsided."

"Verily, I doth hate polluting mine sword with the blood of unworthies..."

Frog: 31
Yang: 1

MeepleLard
Silly Yang, bringing Fists to a Sword Fight.
Silly Frog, bringing...wait, you have a sword, don't you? Oh, so...not a silly Frog then, and a dead opponent at that.




Mio (G1) Mio vs Mia Ausa Mia Ausa (Lunar1)

Dark Holy Elf
I'd call Mio's victory over Mia a triumph of brains over brawn, but that would imply that Mia could take a hit. Unfortunately, the Lunar mage is so weak that she fears the normally pathetic damage of Mio's Stungun almost as much as the paralysis it inflicts.

Almost.

Mio: 11
Mia Ausa: 7


Kimahri Ronso (FFX) Kimahri Ronso vs Amy Sage Amy Sage (PS2)

MeepleLard
The 2 Fighters entered the Ring. The Bell Rang...and then another one rang. Khimari was confused...

Amy: Awww, crap, I'm being Paged *Grabs her Cell Phone* Yeah, uh huh, Needed in the ER Immidiatly? Darn it, but...*Sigh* Fine. *Turns Cell Phone Off* Damn it, they need me to go to the Emergency room for an immidiate check up on someone.

With that, Amy left, and let Khimari win. I guess to her, treating Patients is more important that making new ones...

Kimahri Ronso: 14
Amy Sage: 1


Shiro (S2) Shiro vs Rhett Rhett (S3)

MeepleLard
While Noel attempted to tame the dog with words and harmonia, Rhett went to simpler and more stereotypical means of stopping the savage beast...

Namely, pulling out a Bone, and throwing it in Shiro's direction outside of the Arena, and Shiro being a Canine, could not resist playing a game of Fetch, and likewise, ran out of the Arena, givin Rhett the win by default.

Shiro: 7
Rhett: 11

Vengeance of the Little Girls
VS
~Meeple/PD


Grefter
If it wasn't a cast of RPG little girls I might feel bad for them. However the average RPG child is annoying enough that not even I want to eat them whole, Albedo teaches each and every one of them a lesson they won't forget.

Girls: 14
Albedo: 13

Tylor H
The original plan had been simple. Relm would paint up a copy of Albedo that would distract or annoy the original long enough for Shabon to get her Jongleur Rune powering all of her companions up until they were ready to smite their annoying foe. However, the plan hit an unexpected hitch.

The first phase worked fine. The copy began its life by laughing maniacly. The original, not to be outdone by a mere clone, did much the same. Indeed, Relm's distraction proved far more successful than originally hoped, distracting Albedo for the better part of an hour. Of course, it failed in a completely different regard. It turned out that Shabon's Jongleur rune was utterly useless in the presence of that laugh. Sue was rendered helpless as Puffy fled, hiding under Justin's voluminous cap. The laugh also seemed to short out or block Maria's remote control of Siebzhen, and Eiko's Summons refused to show up for even a second. Relm, Porom, and Momo simply found the sound too disturbing to concentrate on their crafts, and so the whole team was effectively incapacitated.

However, in the end, it turned out they wouldn't need to strike the finishing blow after all. After an hour of constant laughter, an announcement was read over the public address system stating that, by decree of the judges, and in the interests of the sanity of all involved, the interferance rule was being waived for this match. Neither Albedo had heard that announcement, but Team MOMO certainly had, as had the laughing villain delegation headed by Ghaleon up in the stands. Moments later, the part of the ring where the two Albedos stood was hit by several Hell Waves, Ultimas, Zophar's Overkill Special, and a figure in silver armour screaming various combinations of the words 'die' and 'pig'. Team MOMO, which had wisely relocated to the far side of the ring, was declared victorious shortly thereafter.