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Myria vs Profound Darkness
Monkeyfinger Myria slithered towards the ring, in all her multiheaded hydra glory. (Crying little girl acts don't work on incarnations of darkness and evil such as Profound Darkness, and Myria knew that.) She stopped short of the arena. Barring her entry to the field of battle was... A humanoid, blue furred kitty with mouse ears and a zigzaggy tail, dressed in Rinoa Heartilly's clothing, complete with projectile disc. Being a goddess who has had epic clashes with many dragons, Myria had seen many twisted abominations and monstrosities in her time, but THIS? What could it be? ***** Knowing you're about to go toe to toe with a two time godlike champion is enough to make even a manifestation of evil and darkness nervous. Profound Darkness, being in such a situation, knew that she needed some sort of edge to have a shot at Myria. Looking back 16 seasons, she found it... The manifestation against all that is evil, against the Dark Queen, whose conquests decimated a continent. It seems like a titanic struggle. However, both, realizing that actually defeating one might, for a time, lower the net amount of evil in the world, decided to instead start a contest to see who could produce the most evil abomination. The Dark Queen conceded defeat instantly, when Profound Darkness, as it's first creation, produced the unholy merger of a Marill, Hello Kitty and Rinoa Heartlilly. Grinning wickedly to herself, the terror of the Algol system called upon her most vile creation... ***** "HELLO RINARILL!" The foul beast exclaimed as it launched its weapon at Myria. It connected, causing a surprising amount of damage to the goddess, severing one of her heads. It then began skipping cutely towards Myria while focusing its energies toward a spell. Myria reared back and shot a searing breath attack at the strange creature, only to watch it curl up and roll under the attack and go behind her. "^_^!" A casting of Triple caused the Rinarill to glow, and a followup trio of Hydro Pumps executed at incredible speed blasted Myria clear into the arena, demolishing several walls in the process. Profound Darkness smirked at the battered, prone goddess lying before her. She cast a glance up to the judges box, which the recently summoned Quetzacoatl was in the process of firing a giant lighting bolt towards. As the bolt incinerated the judges before they could call for a disqualification, Profound Darkness laughed. "EXCELLENT WORK, MY PET." she boomed. At the use of the word "pet", Rinarill flinched, and shot a dirty look at the direction of its creater. Profound Darkness blanched. It was the last thing she did before being crushed under a swarm of meteors, then being batted out of the ring by a vicious tail whip. A few revivals later, the judges were in shape to see that Myria was the only being left in the arena. She was awarded the win and patched up. Myria cringed. That... thing... that caught her off guard is now rampaging across the RPGDL. It couldn't be allowed to get away with humiliating her like this. HELLO RINARILL MUST PAY. Myria: 47 
Lede vs Evans
Namagomi Lede, as utterly devastating as she is to PCs with ITE never-fail death, simply can't slug it out with a high-end boss. Despite her speed and attack power, Evans is still a BoF final boss, and Lede is still frail. ...An Evans vs. Myria fight would be too hilarious to pass up anyway. Lede: 31 Barubary
Freya vs Lenneth Valkyrie
superaielman "Ha. Mock me, will you? Call me a failure? Those pathetic wrenches know not what they involve themselves with. Our first chance at revenge will be at Freya. Why, you ask? Her lover Odin dared to strike down Fairie with his unholy mop. Revenge will be ours. Oh yes.!" And so Duran went, complete with badass hop steps and sword in hand. He was truly a fearsome sigh. Mighty enough to make a knight like Gorudo blanch, and heroic enough to stop Evil Gaia in his tracks, Duran was the envy of lights everywhere. (Or it could hav ebeen because Celes threatened to kill anyone who got near him. Never let it be said that Duran is perceptive.) His plan was simple. "Celes, sit back and let me wreck havoc on these Goddesses!" With no other words besides that, Duran entered the ring with a mighty charge, slashing at Lenneth. While Celes may have had her mind shattered by Freya's caterwaulings, she was still smart enough to know that Duran would be utterly slaughtered by the Goddesses. A quick Vanish spell fixed that. Instead of rather large target, the only thing that the crowd could see was a swoosh of air as Duran closed in on the Valkyrie. Lenneth pushed back by a barrage of light slashes from a source she couldn't see. The puny strikes did little more than draw blood and dent her armor, but it was more than enough to get Freya disquailified for the obvious outside interference. What was even odder than Lenneth barely flinching at the attacks was Freya, standing in the ring. She had stood silent until the bell had rang ending the fight. That seemed to have triggered some sort of reaction from her. "Do you wish to know the status of your Einherjar? Do you wish to know the status of your Einherjar? Do you wish to know the status of your Einherjar? Do you wish to know the status of your Einherjar?" The question was repeated over and over and over, causing mass terror and annoyance in all who heard it. Except of course for Lenneth, who was used to it, and Duran, who was far too busy trying to paper cut Valk to death to notice someone's else's blatherings. Celes, however, took notice. "No..no.. not that again!" The tramatic words from Freya, landing on Celes like a strong blow. A blow strong enough to snap her trancelike state. A blow strong enough to return her to normal. It didn't take long for Celes to remember all that had happened. A quick casting of imp both uncovered Duran, and left the nominally defenseless warrior -completely- helpless against a pair of very pissed off Goddesses. The carnage that ensued was notable even by Zidanian beatdown standards, if expected. What the crowd didn't expect was the silent but deadly Celes casting vanish on herself, and closing in on the girls. With Vanish protecting her from all physical chance, Lenneth and Freya had no chance. Celes had a reptutation to protect. Not only had Freya shattered her mind, but her and Lenneth had taken the general's kill. If Duran couldn't pay, they would. Freya: 34 Lezard Valeth
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Rhapthorne vs Yuna
AAA Yuna is pretty considerate. She knew her Aeons were getting kinda bored with all the rampant slaugther, so she let them try something..different. Which is why Anima, Yojimbo, and Ifrit decided to play a nice friendly game of Rhapthorne Baseball. Ifrit jumped up behind the giant blob of demon king and 'pitched' him by ramming as hard as he could, where Anima grabbed Yojimbo and prepared to swing for the fences.(No, Yojimbo was not happy about this, but it's Anima, what are you going to do? Besides, he does it all for the money, anyway.) And what do you know? Anima may have a future in the major leagues. She connected on the first try and sent Rhapthrone flying through the arena and out of sight. The judges ruled it a knockout and everybody went home and started preparing for the holidays, except for Yojimbo, who had to recover from his massive headwound. Far, far away, a young Rabite hopped happily through the forest, nibbling at some grass. All of a sudden, he saw something in the sky! Hey, guys, it's a shooting star! Quick, come look! And all the Rabites indeed gathered around, and looked upon the increasingly large mass heading towards them. This is a good omen, young one. Quickly, we must prepare for a great feast to welcome the meteor and all the good tidings it brings! said the eldest Rabite sagely. Pretty soon there was a massive party going on. Word traveled fast, and pretty soon every Rabite within a 50 mile radius was around. The infamous Black Rabite even showed up, and quickly started signing autographs(he'd learned quite well how to use a pen in his mouth, it seems). What do you know, the Rabite who had seen the meteor first said, It's coming even closer! This is a joyous day indeed! All the Rabites were quite excited that day. Until about 2,000 tons of blubber crashed down on them and mashed them all into a fine pace, and the fire from Rhapthorne's painful reentry set the forest on fire. Meanwhile, a group of the smartest DL'ers sat down and prepared for their weekly card game. Mewtwo was just about to deal when he suddenly paused for a second. I feel a great disturbance of psychic energy. It's as though a group of smelly, foolish creatures just cried out in anguish and were suddnely silenced. "...so what?" Citan said, polishing his glasses. Mewtwo rolled his eyes. Excuse me for trying to make conversation... he said, beginning to pass the card around. The Moral Of The Story: Fatty falls down. Rhapthorne: 21
Lenus vs Miang
SageAcrin You'd think this match would result in large amounts of lesbian innuendo and/or pervert slaying. After all, this is the Role-Playing Game Duelling League. This is one of the cornerstones that it's built on. Two girls fighting it out in scanty clothes should bring out the very best(?) in everyone. However, this is Season XXXI. While Lenus slashed at Miang's clothing with her blade, leaving her in desperate and perilous straits, and tattered clothing...even as Miang fell... Sten was passed out in bed, Yuri and Edge were relaxing at the beach, Brey was reading a book quietly and talking with Lexis, Zidane was relaxing in a chair, and most of the other perverts were at a meeting to decide their future goals. Is this the start of a new era? An age where perversion will be subdued, where all the unsuccessful perverts will have (more) normal lives and the successful ones will simply get girlfriends? Nah, Sten was drugged before the match, Zidane was shackled to the chair by Dagger before the match and was making the best of it, most of the other perverts hadn't realized the match got moved forward a day quietly, Edge and Yuri don't always like putting forth large amounts of effort, and Brey got hauled into Lexis' labs to get talked at about another strange invention, and was reading to avoid passing out. So, basically, it's all collosal coincidence. But I bet I had you going for a minute. Lenus: 38 
Laharl vs Jeff
Rad Link 5 T'was a battle of explosions. Bottle Rockets and Prinnies flying everywhere. You see, Laharl argued that if Jeff got to bring explosives from his game, so did he. As always, the assembly turned him down and he beat the crap out of them to change their minds. Thus, it became a battle of who had better explosives. Of course everyone knows Bottle Rockets pale in comparison to bombs that shout "Dood!" right before exploding. Match to Laharl. Laharl: 66 Tehkev
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Princess Toadstool vs Edge
SageAcrin "Uh, why are you wearing a parka?" Edge asked, confused. "...um...I...I don't...know?" Princess answered, blushing a bit. "...oh. I get it. First that stupid oaf Viktor steals the spotlight and thumps everything better with this sword, and now everyone confuses me with a per-" Edge cut off, as somehow the Star Dragon Sword contrieved to wrest from his grasp and impale his foot. "...I'm...ow...sorry...great and magnificent...sword..." He sighed and pulled out the sword. "You had better be." The Star Dragon Sword replied. "Thump?" "Ahem." "Anyways, not only does Viktor get better known, Edge steals my damned name and everything thinks of him. For everything. And thinks I'm a pervert. Because of him. I am my own person, you know. This really isn't fair." Edge grumbled. "Uhm...I really am sorry. Here, do you want me to heal that foot?" Princess asked, concerned at the fairly large amount of blood gushing out of Edge's boot. "...You'd help your opponent?" "Well...yes? We aren't fighting yet..." Edge stood still, while Princess healed him. "...you know what? I think I'll just go lay down for a while." Edge said, shrugging. "Aren't we going to fight?" Princess asked, confused. "No. You win." Edge answered, walking out of the arena. "I don't see any point in it, anyways. I'll never make a name here for myself..." "...You've got a crush on her, don't you. You know her boyfriend can stomp you into the pavement, right? Literally." The Star Dragon Sword said disdainfully to Edge, as he walked back to his room. "...Would you like me to give you back to Viktor? I've only been passing you back to him when he fights, but if you really insis-" Edge was cut off mid-sentence. "...no, no, I'm fine. Alright. I'll be nicer to you. Good lord, you don't have to threaten me." The sword sighed. Princess Toadstool: 53 Octillus
Meliadoul Tingel vs Ultros
metroid composite Meliadoul is a girl who is innocent enough to think her father is pure of intentions when he was being controlled by a demon. Ultros is a tentacle monster. It's a simple rock-paper-scissors relationship, really.... Meliadoul Tingel: 41
Vivi Ornitier vs Eiko Carol
SageAcrin Two children. Long time friends, who helped save the world together. Who trusted one another. How could these two ever fight? --- "There, now hold still." Eiko said. Then took a deep breath, and quickly shoved Vivi out of the ring. "Huh? Why did you...oh. Hey, Eiko, that wasn't fair!" "So?" Eiko said, shrugging, as she ran out of the arena. "...Zidane, weren't you going to teach Vivi to not listen too much to what Eiko says?" Amarant said, as he watched the "battle" commence. "I mean, after the time she talked him into hitting the power lines with lightning magic and blew out all power to the arena for a day?" "Mmmm?" Zidane said, reading a magazine. "Oh. I guess I haven't had enough free time. Sorry." "...she stalks you all the time. You could have at least asked her to stop getting Vivi into trouble." Amarant added. "Look, would you stop bothering me? I'm trying to enrich myself with this magazine." Zidane said, studying intently. "...would you stop reading "Fayt's Bridge Bunnies Go Wild" and actually listen to what I'm saying?" Amarant yelled. "Huh?" Zidane said, engrossed in his magazine. "...oh never mind." Amarant said. "Maybe I can talk Freya into teaching Vivi how to be a man." He added with a sigh. Vivi Ornitier: 55 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
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Viper vs Nino
SageAcrin "...what do you mean, she sent in a forfeit?" Viper said, confused. "I don't claim to understand it either." Kent said, shrugging. "I just know the note I was given. I was also given a letter for you..." *Six hours before the match.* "What do you mean, you want me to forfeit?" Nino said. "...you know why." "But I...you really think I don't have enough of a shot?" Nino said sadly. "I'm sorry." "...Alright. If that's what you want." Nino sighed. --- "What is this...'You'll regret making her sad.'? What..." Viper said, confused. Then Viper's world exploded in a flash of light. --- Jaffar, watching the people gather around Viper's body from the shadows, silently shook his head. "They'll revive him." "But I did what I needed to." Jaffar added, as he walked off. Viper: 42 
Lorelai vs Yangus
CmdrKing Lorelai wasn't in a big hurry to fight Yangus. His rough and tumble style mixed badly with her furious whip-work, and she was really nowhere in her league when it came to experience. Yangus, meanwhile, wasn't too happy about fighting Lorelai either. He'd seen too bloody much Lightning magic in his adventures to be keen about fighting someone with it. One would think they would have picked up on this mutal hesitation when they tried to work out another solution, but it just didn't happen. As such, they discuss the matter at length, unable to find something fair, until a shadow-blurred figure smirked smugly to get their attention. "*smirk* I think I may have an idea for you..." And thus the two were taken to the supersized Not Ranked Arena to fight out their battle with a little enhancement that neither was experienced in. Their benefactor explained from the Judge's box. "You have been assigned the mechs you chose. Both of you have been given 150 Will for purposes of this duel. Make the most of it, and begin!" Yangus stared at the control panel of Shin Getter Robo with more than a little confusion. "Bloomin' 'ell, and 'ee said them doodads was simplified." Shrugging, Yangus closed his eyes and poked the device at random. "Guess I just hit a button... right, it's doin' somethin'! Guess I should shout like they does in these shows..." And so as the mech responded, entering the proper stance for Stoner Sunshine, Yangus shouted "COooooooR! BLIMEY!!" Only to miss. Yangus tried a few more times, to the same result. Soon enough, he ran out of Energy, and sat there more or less helpless. Right after this, Lorelai seemed to figure out her own controls, and easily trashed him for the victory. Later, Lorelai looked up at her mount with some puzzlement. "Who would have thought picking the prettiest one would work out so well? 'Valsione'... what a strange name." Still smirking, Shu Shirakawa watched the young woman leave. It hardly counted as revenge, really, but watching Yangus lose entirely to Double Image was far more entertaining than it had a right to be. Lorelai: 51 
Katt vs Bebedora
Grefter This match had the biggest ticket sales all week. Yet none of the audience showed up to Katt's victory. Some militant groups decided to take this chance to do some good for the world. First of all, they organised for an unannounced change of venue for the match so that it could continue uninterrupted as planned. Then when all the fans showed up they gassed the entire arena. The only people that turn up to a Catgirl vs Demi-human match are freaking furries. Take that world! Katt: 46
Karyl Sheeden vs Edward Damcyan
SageAcrin Only these two people could have a battle so epic. Notes would be played. Songs would be sung. An entire world would quake at the might of the conflict. For, you see, Karyl and Edward, both being musicians, knew that their normal repertoires couldn't possibly be enough, this time. Discordant, badly played, rap music and pop filled the air, as both attempted to drive the other senseless. Ultimately, Karyl won by simply playing the Hoshigami level up music several thousand times in a row. Edward ran out of the arena gibbering. Needless to say, this also drove him quite insane. The only word they've gotten out of him since is "Candelabra", for some inexplicable reason. Sometimes, when you win, you lose. Then again, can someone who has managed to flee the very world, a harsh, hard enviroment to start with, truly be said to have lost? Well, when Hoshigami music's involved, yeah, they can. So much for that philosophical argument. Karyl Sheeden: 38 
Millie vs Duessel
superaielman Millie has Seifer assisting her. She'll be lucky if she isn't hit by a drive by arrowing on the way to the arena for the shame she brings to Suikoden, let alone somehow get enough support to scrape a few rounds of nonfatal combat up against Duessell. At least this leads to Fujin kicking the crap out of Millie after for actually letting Seifer speak in public. Truly a good day for everyone who counts. Millie: 28 
Milich Oppenheimer vs Marcus
Orson Carola There are many ways to find out who is more likely to emerge victorious here, and one way is to look at each fighter in a statement about their past or tactics: -RPGDL Wins: Milich is a former Light semifinalist. Marcus...well, despite having armor and all, lost to two people, one of which was FLONNE for crying out loud. Marcus is decked with good durability armor-wise and was a killer in my game, yet he lost to someone who even HIX could beat? Milich 1, Marcus 0. -Ranks: Milich is one of the Imperial Generals of the Scarlet Moon Empire. Marcus is the leader of the knights. They both get points on that end. Milich 2, Marcus 1. -Assorted In Game Events: Milich once used a flower called Antoinette to kill countless many soldiers under your hero on the field. Marcus just so happens to be a soldier himself, albeit a rather sturdy one, but if the shoe fits. Milich 3, Marcus 1. From the way I did it, you can see a pattern as Milich piled up points, and Marcus just falls behind. For the result of the match, I borrow a quote the infamous Snake Man from the NES game Monster Party... "Oh boy! Marcus soup!" Milich Oppenheimer: 47 
Tal vs Opera Vectra
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See this face? This is why he lost. That is one damned ugly face. Tal: 19 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Sky Knights vs. Dream Chasers Sei The wind howled across the battlefield as the two groups stared each other down with eyes filled with hatred borne from these seasons past. The songs of metal scraping on metal filled the air as swords were drawn, their shrill shrieks echoing the burning emotions in the warriors' hearts. A moment of silence passed before they charged, their voices hoarse as they screamed with a rage that tore the skies... CRASH! ...and with that, Jack skidded to a stop as he gawked at the sight of a smashed up Gullwing sitting where the Sky Knights were. "Well, that was easy." Cecilia said with Crest Graph still glowing in her hand. "I.. I... what?" Jack asked, as his sword slipped from his fingers, the promises of an epic duel dashed with a crash. "Teleport." Cecilia answered as she pocketed said Crest Graph. "Just warped the Gullwing above them and let gravity do all the work. Learned that trick a few seasons ago from the little Viki." "But... but... my revenge..." Jack responded, his eyes still transfixed on the Gullwing crash site. "Oh, quit whining. You got to see them crushed, didn't you?" Cecilia said as she started walking away from the burning wreckage. "C'mon Rudy, stop staring at Fenril and grab Jack. We're off to get some pie." Rudy blinked from his reverie, shrugged and kicked the unconscious and slightly smoldering Fenril's head. Satisfied, he grabbed Jack by the collar and went after Cecilia. Sky Knights: 32 Dream Chasers: 35 dude789
The Female Scientist Brigade Episode 3 Silverlocke980 Come on, people. We are taking of a combination of these three factors: -Shion, the loser of losers who has to rely on her girlfriend KOS-MOS to win battles for her- and, just to stop those of you thinking "YAY! Lesbians rock!", remember that Shion had to *make* her own girlfriend. That's just sad no matter what side of the spectrum you sit on. -Lexis Shaia. Goodness gracious, you are asking this man not to destroy something. Anyone else know why that's a bad idea? -Cecillia. Actually, she's half-competent, but you must consider all the other incompetence floating about the room. A massive disaster took place on the battlefield that day- no one knows if it was a reaction between KOS-MOS' circuits and Hojo's mixtures, or if it was a reaction between Lexis Shaia's tank engine design (based on folding a black hole in on itself) and a blast from Luca's famous variable Dream Shot, which as the power of light magnified is the opposite of a black hole. No one knows. All that is known is that it required the greatest forces of Nature, Magic, and the Physical Realm to contain the devastation of Science- to stop the madness. In other words, three slightly drunk Godlikes we know better as Deis, Kefka, and Thunder God Cid showed up at the battlefield, nulled everything with their abilities to control the natural, magical, and physical realms, and walked off. Poor science- it's always such a loser. The Female Scientist Brigade, duly saved by forces other than science, promptly got extremely pissed and decided to launch a war against Nature, Magic, and Reality. The war is going badly, since the first assault against Reality was directed against Luca Blight, and a group of women with poor physical defense going up against the Mad Prince of Highland is exactly as sad as you'd think it would be. In a way, though, the Brigade won out. The Male Scientist Association did dismantle itself, the various members deciding that possible death by being devoured in reality-warping powers of your own creation was a *bad* thing, and Hojo- being surprisingly smitten with Deis- opened a greenhouse that the various fromer members promptly decided to take care of. The Male Gardener Association now stands on the brink of natural engineering with their patron goddess, Deis! Female Scientist Brigade: 24 Male Scientist Association: 11 Total disaster: 45 Hunter Sopko
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