IT'SA ME, MARIO! Well, not exactly, since Mario in his first RPG game can't even speak (for all that he is the master of pantomime awesomeness). But this is the most popular italian plumber in the world, and should need no explanations, right? It'sa Mario.

In the DL, he doesn't do much more than what he does in his games: jump over people until their bones are crunched, chuck fireballs, and kick incredibly large Koopa shells at people. Which is to say he's still pretty strong, along with having a thing he didn't have in most of his games: durability. Not needing mushrooms to grow to normal size and not dying from two smacks at most is a big boon. Who would've thought?