The matriarch of the Cha familyCHA, Macha's the very image of the caring yet stern motherCHA, berating Korcha's ear offCHA when he's being stubbornCHA, and taking care of SergeCHA when he's downCHA. She also hasCHA very impressive backstrokeCHA that can traverse huge masses of seaCHA.

While she'sCHA very example of a kindly motherCHA, she's also gotCHA mighty strength in her mighty girth for the troublemakers of the LeagueCHA. A woman withCHA frying pan isn't all that threatening, until she grabsCHA, foldCHA, and proceeds to whipCHA ass with her assCHA! SoCHA best keepCHA "Yo momma's so fat" jokes toCHA self ifCHA meet her, ifCHA know what's good for CHA.