Season 35, Week 2
Macha
(Chrono Cross)
 
Well whaCHA know? It took much waiting, but Macha is finally getting CHA much delayed debut. The matriarch of the CHA clan is a woman of both strength and girth, two things that don't make her much of CHA looker, but it does make her that much of CHA fighter. She can take CHA hits and dish 'em back at twice CHA strength with half CHA effort. Chisato, a small, stringy reporter, won't be much of CHA CHAllenge for her as she laughs at CHA weak jabs she throws before she grabs the reporter, crunches her bones as she folds her, and hangs her up CHA dry for all to see. Mm... nothing like CHA heart-warming sight of a loving mother tearing someone a new one. CHA!

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Journalist Love is tough, relentless, truthful and without peer! Chisato Madison is back, baby, and she shall once again uphold her appropriately ironic alias in the arena - and what better way to justify her reputation as a corrupter of infants than to smash a loving mother into the wall? Macha may have a surprisingly tough build (maybe from smacking sense into Korcha for all these years), but that's just what Chisato likes: a good, sturdy punching bag for her fury works much better than those pathetic piles of junk in Behind the Scenes. Journalist Love will terrorize the arena once again, and the cracked skeletons left behind Madison's path are about to multiply dramatically!


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Chisato stared, dumbfounded.

Macha was as still as a statue.

Chisato had won in a totally unexpected manner.

Her opponent, after being repeatedly blocked by Chisato's Algol, found herself stoned.

She wandered out of the arena in search of snacks.

"...darn it, Ma-cha! You ripped off my stashcha!" Korcha said unhappily, as he watched Macha rummage through the refridgerator. "You have-cha stop doing that! And before a matcha yet!" Korcha sighed.

Macha: 14
Chisato Madison: 54