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The toughest little (big) mama in Light is aboutCHA do sum' cleaning in this mess! With her wooden spoon and her deadly folding and laundry skills, she's more than ready to handle a bunch of whippersnappers like she does with her pesky kids. In fact, DL fighting is probably easier than housekeeping for Korcha and Mel - and beating the sniveling thief Locke into a pulp would be even moreso. The so-called treasure hunter is pretty quick and tricky, but otherwise, he's just very squishy and inept at fighting. A nice laundry and folding session would handle him quite nicely. Which is sort of a pain, given how she went to fight to get a rest from doing household chores to begin with. |
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This whole division is humiliating. Locke, an accomplished treasure hunter and veteran of several battles and, oh yeah, one of the ultimate victors over the Godlike Kefka, hates being in Light. He hates it. Why? Because a division up, his friend Mog gets to fight an actual mage with actual lightning magic that could maybe, in some universe, pose a threat. But what does Locke get to fight? That's right. A housewife. Sure, housewives can be pretty tough, and Macha happens to be tougher than the average mother-of-two, but Locke is still a fast, fairly effective warrior with an actual bladed weapon. And he's about to prove it to this momma with his lightning-quick wits. |
Culix *Locke used Steal* *Stole Plumed Hat X 1!* *Stole her clothing, too!!* Locke: Here we go! *changes* Locke: These are... something, but the colors bring out my eyes. Wh... Whew!! *Escape* *Fanfare as Macha!Locke spins and victory dances* *Audience boos* Macha: 21 |
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