DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009!

[OblivionKnight]

Yuck, beer.

Give me something else...maybe pomegranate juice mixed with vodka?

[Bardiche]

Physically older.

Mentally, I think we're on par with the Care Bears

Only royalty may speak of themselves in plural.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Physically older.

Mentally, I think we're on par with the Care Bears

Only royalty may speak of themselves in plural.

OK is schizophrenic, you meanie. =(

[superaielman]

Yuck, beer.

Give me something else...maybe pomegranate juice mixed with vodka?

Beer is the offical drink of No Ma'am and some women's tennis players. (Note: This a MtC joke.) It is Beer or death!

[OblivionKnight]

Physically older.

Mentally, I think we're on par with the Care Bears

Only royalty may speak of themselves in plural.

OK is schizophrenic, you meanie. =(

Yeah, asshole.  Show some fucking compassion and understanding.

[Bardiche]

Physically older.

Mentally, I think we're on par with the Care Bears

Only royalty may speak of themselves in plural.

OK is schizophrenic, you meanie. =(

Yeah, asshole.  Show some fucking compassion and understanding.

Let me think about that.

NO

[OblivionKnight]

Physically older.

Mentally, I think we're on par with the Care Bears

Only royalty may speak of themselves in plural.

OK is schizophrenic, you meanie. =(

Yeah, asshole.  Show some fucking compassion and understanding.

Let me think about that.

NO

I am so reporting you to...someone.

You know who.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

It's official: we're Gust writing.

[OblivionKnight]

Stop insulting Gust

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Point.

[Idun]

Yuck, beer.

Give me something else...maybe pomegranate juice mixed with vodka?

Sounds like some Arbor Mist crap.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

What is that?

[Cotigo]

Shitty wine with fruit flavouring to make it even shittier.

I think Rob meant Absolut, which produces (shitty) vodka with (shitty) fruit flavouring to make 19 year old girls want to drink it.

Give me a good Hefeweizen or Porter any day of the week.  Hell, I'll even take a pilsner over that crap.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Shitty wine with fruit flavouring to make it even shittier.

That sounds like crap aimed at high-school freshmen cheerleaders.

EDIT: Great, now I feel like drinking whiskey. The stomach burn hasn't even fully subsided.

[Ranmilia]

Whelp.  Brother got hit by a car today.  He was coming back from classes, walking the two blocks home after getting off the bus, and some guy in an SUV decided to make an illegal left and didn't see him on the crosswalk.

Fortunately he's fine, just minor bruises and lacerations.  Worst of it was a broken nose, but he was due for nasal surgery in a month or two anyway to fix a deviated septum. 

Still scary though.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Scary indeed. My best regards for your brother and your household, Alex, and he is quite lucky.

[Ultradude]

Well... uh... the nose thing is kind of cool I guess? Hope he's not too bothered by it, things like that can make you a weeee bit skittish around crosswalks.

In retrospect, this may be something more people need. Still. Hope he's fine.

[DjinnAndTonic]

So... did getting his nose broken exacerbate his current nose problem? Or was it just a non-issue since the doctors were planning on working on the area soon anyway?

Still must've hurt like a bitch, though...


And what is THIS?

OK and I have Deep Conversations about Important things. I still refuse to touch most of this last page.


I'll leave that to Djinn.

Wow, my 'manwhore' status sure ended up overblown within a few days... now I'm ranked higher than super and OK... I'm not just a pervert, I'm a provert, it seems.

Is this my cue to make lewd over-the-top sexual advances on somebody now?

*looks up*

Hey Alex, tell your brother that it's okay he has a broken nose... I'm still turned on.


_...*weeps*

[Grefter]

Hey Alex, tell your brother that it's okay he has a broken nose... I'm still turned on.

The correct line was "Tell your brother that I only hit him with that car because I love him".

So since you spammy fucks spammed away enough to not insult you while it is relevant, Super clearly hasn't seen enough Marred with Children.  Al Bundy gets some.  He just doesn't -want- it.  The getting some is part of his problem.

Also late, obvious fact that people's dads get more pussy than them, you are here.  Invert with mothers and cock where appropriate.  And juxtapose pussies with cocks where appropriate.  Then juxtapose it with household objects.  Now I have turned the DL into a Salvador Dali picture and it is a million times better than the DL really is.

[Cotigo]

which is mostly smelly like cocks cocks cocks cocks cocks amirite

[Grefter]

Smelly like clocks.

[Luther Lansfeld]

So lately I have gotten in the habit of apologizing for everything. I feel like Yulie.

[Cotigo]

Smelly like clocks.

Jelly, like pox?

[Lady Door]

First Japanese class was last night. Class was great! Three hours gone in no time, instructor is nice but knows when to push us to try/remember, homework isn't overwhelming, people are cool, etc. Good times.

Less cool is getting there/getting back. I rented a car for this first time so I wouldn't get lost/be a female walking home alone late at night looking lost. My day roughly broke down like this:

6am: Wake up, walk the dog
7am: Go to work
7:30-4pm: Work
4-4:50: Get to rental car, retrieve toll money, grab "dinner," start for SF
4:50-5:20: Stare at the huge number of cars preventing me from making it 12 miles in any reasonable amount of time.
5:25: Accidentally end up in left-turn-only lane.
5:25-5:45: Try to get back to the road I accidentally turned off of. Find out that every other road is one way going the wrong way, and nothing's on a grid. The road my GPS tells me to turn left on disallows left turns from 4-6pm.
5:50: Finally make it the 10 blocks from where I got "lost" to where I need to be.
5:50-6:00: Sit in the car to avoid a ticket because I've had to park on a white "loading only, 3pm-6pm" zone.
6:00-9:00: CLASS TIMES
9:00-9:30: Return car uneventfully.
9:30-9:45: Mutter darkly about the BART running infrequently late at night.
9:45-10:05: Ride BART home
10:05-10:15: Walk from BART to apartment, late at night, alone, in the dark, by the freeway.
10:15-10:45: Get ready for bed, check email, set alarms.
11:00pm-6:30am: SLEEP.

Awesome.

Can't wait to try this again next week using only public transportation.

[OblivionKnight]

Presentation at National Tox Meeting: Complete!

Wow, I swear none of the people at this know how to present.  An hour was blocked off for 4 people, 10 minutes of presentation, 5 minutes of questions.  A highlight of the people who went before me:

1) The first person spoke for 30 minutes.  And then got 10 minutes of questions.  I liked her presentation, but she spent 10 minutes talking about one slide that could have been explained in 2.  She was a cute Canadian (incidentally, NEB, do you have any relatives in the Toxicology world whose last name is the same as yours?), though, so it wasn't that bad, and the presentation was neat. 

2) Nervous.  Nervous.  Second person read directly from the slides, and had odd slide set-up - no charts or graphs, just words.  She was on time, though, and probably one of the better ones :/.  Again, cute, 29-year old MD, so she can be forgiven.

3) The third person...Spoke.  Vietnamese.  And English...Mixed together.  Yeah.  She also read from the slides, used no transitions, and...wow.  When questions came up, someone else from the room (not even someone who worked on the presentation!) had to come up to field them since NO ONE COULD UNDERSTAND HER.  Also cool, and also reinforcing my belief that the French are awesome, a French Toxicologist BLASTED her with questions that she didn't respond to or glance over in the presentation.  Just awful...a lot of people left now, since she went over time (it was now 12:19...the schedule was originally 11-12).

4) Mine went amazingly well.  Lots of good questions, I got to shoot a guy down who made a bad practice comment (dur, we don't follow published guidelines and are fine, dur dur), and one time, and people actually stopped and watched it.  Went amazingly well, lots of comments, made some good connections (Allister Vale!!!), and overall it was awesome.

Conference has been great so far.  Probably going to see the Alamo today.  All paid for ^_^