DIE SUPER!!! - G'morning, 2009!

[Idun]

A beautiful clown that does not cry. I'm tired of just regular blue jeans and a shirt. Or stretchy pants (though I have the rainbow color for them all). If you look good in bright colors, do it~

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Yellow and orange are less colors and more weapons of mass destruction.

[Clear Tranquil]

Soon be Christmas time, an excuse for mass red + green!

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Dear god, we still have four months, don't give me a reason to work up an ulcer (for all that I honestly think I may have one anyway. I certainly have the history for that, and I have long-term reflux problems as it stands).

EDIT: Right, typical saturday morning statement! This morning actually seems to be moving faster than usual, but for some reason APPARENTLY THERE ARE PEOPLE AWAKE AT THIS TIME OF THE MORNING OUT OF THEIR OWN VOLITION IN A SATURDAY YOU GUYS ARE INSANE.

Ahem. Anyhow, it's going like usual. Man, I've gotten used to the sedate sailing of these times. I guess I do like this job.

[Ultradude]

Awake that early on a Saturday? Can't think of any other reasons besides fishing and hunting, and that's the earliest I'd wake up to fish.

[Idun]

Yellow and orange are less colors and more weapons of mass destruction.

Quit being dismal, get right and get bright~

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Yellow and orange are less colors and more weapons of mass destruction.

Quit being dismal, get right and get bright~

As soon as you stop dressing like a clown. =}

[Idun]

If I'm dressing like a clown, and clowns are meant to be funny, then you should not be dismal!

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

and clowns are meant to be funny

Critical logical failure. >_>

EDIT: Goddammit, I'm kinda hungry and I want the lunch I ordered to appear in a timely fashion. No chinese today, though.

[Idun]

Fine. I'll deny the antecedent. If clowns are funny, then you are happy. If clowns are not funny, then you are not happy! SO IF I'M WEARING TEH BRIGHTIES and I look like a clown, then you are happy. If I am not wearing TEH BRIGHTIES, then you are not happy.

Better logical failure there.

As


ALL CLOWNS ARE FUNNY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZGf2vnASHc

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

If clowns are funny, then you are happy.

Critical logical failure #2~

EDIT: Lunch!

[Cotigo]

So, yeah, fuck banks.  300 in overdraft.  Lame.  Not as bad as I thought when I got the news yesterday but FASDFJSDFIBNHWFOIMNVNADOBJSRFHBSERGIWR#YWOYTER)(TIERYGQQFGADBHWDTTHJws.

That is all.

Rest of the con is great.  But fuck banks.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

"Fuck banks" sounds about right.

[Idun]

Why is it 300? I know depending on your account type, you can get overdraft waives. I've ever only overdrafted once, showed them the angry black woman on the phone who was me, and they took it off though I don't have overdraft protection. That might take you down to 270. >_>

[Cotigo]

It's been going on since Monday, apparently; my credit union gives students overdraft protection up to 12 times a month before they start fucking them with fees; apparently at some point I passed that part, and...

Well, 300 is the total.  However, to recent memory I can't have spent more than $50 since Monday, so a good deal of that is overdraft fees. 

When I called they told me that I had a "history" of doing it (which... is true, sadly, though when they have the fucking courtesy to inform me about that I remedy that problem right quick), and so it's unlikely that they'll waive the fees unless I can confirm that I never received a notice... which I can't do until Monday... so...

I may be able to get out of this but I highly doubt it.  Grmbmblllegbfuck.

[Cotigo]

BANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKS!!

Ugh.  No financial luck this con at all.

If losing your debit card counts as luck and not stupidity, I guess.

[Xeroma]

You never found it? Ew. Good luck with that :<

[Cotigo]

Well I caught my flight from NJ.  Just so we're clear, New Jersey is blacklisted for cons for good, right?  If not, I'm thinking that if we do get it into our heads to do it I'm not coming on principle after today's experience at Newark.

I don't think I've ever met a more unhelpful group of people who needed to be fired (out of a cannon.  At a party).  I'm not sure if it was the security guard at the check in line who refused to answer any of my questions before getting in line, or the baggage check motherfuckers who were dealing with groups of people (most frantic though only I sweat the lead) while moving as slowly as they can, the security guard who came up to me while in line for security, checked my boarding pass, then didn't bother to inform me that I was standing in the 1st/Business class line only (after standing there for 10 minutes.  On the record, she did the same to the guy in front of me (flight at 6:10) and the girl behind me (flight at 6:15).), or the security guard who stopped me and reprimanded me for sprinting because my gate was all the way on the other side of the terminal, but there was a point in there which made me realize that Newark Intl. Airport is actually WORSE THAN HEATHROW.

I need a drink.  But my plane's boarding and I'm poor.

Oh, yeah, turns out they turned the internet off likely because Comcast tried to do the direct withdrawl thing from my account and found it quite in the red.

DLC was still worth putting up with today at least.

[Clear Tranquil]

Make it Scotland/UK/Europe for con next then!

(i.e when everyone wins the lottery ;p)

Eh I'm always up early on a Saturday. Either I'm at my mum's after staying Friday night, about to be kicked out for the week or at the library (which was the case this time) to use the compy >_>

Lately I've been eating a lot of egg fried rice. The local supermarket does it's own brand. It's goood. So I had that again last night with vegetable spring rolls. Sorry Snow!

[Luther Lansfeld]

I'd go to Scotland-con! Dunno how many others would though.

[superaielman]

Zenny: Lemme just say I'm completely down with the execution of everyone who ever worked at Newark airport.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Lately I've been eating a lot of egg fried rice. The local supermarket does it's own brand. It's goood. So I had that again last night with vegetable spring rolls. Sorry Snow!

Spring rolls are a little slice of heaven. Also, it's not up to me to question why would you wake up on a Saturday morning if not for obligations. >_>

[Cotigo]

Ha ha ha.  Scotland.  Maybe in 4 years or so of saving.

SO!  It's not that Comcast shut down the internet because my account was delinquent.  It is that my modem is broken.  This is good news for obvious reasons and bad news because I can't get it taken care of until later this week.  Good thing school 'net is good.

Bank excursion one of two complete.  Manager was not in so I could not waive the fees.  I do however have a statement for July, so I can find out exactly how much of my financial troubles are because of the bank and how many are because of me.  It's looking about half and half, and the biggest problem is that for the last two weeks, the bars I have visited had not posted the charges, and they all cleared at once.  This, combined with the fact that I have not recieved any overdraft notices through the mail, and talking to my friends who have had similar problems, make me confident I can get up to half of the fees waived.  This... is about as good as I'm going to get but god damn it if it ain't something.

On the plus side I am now only going to have an ATM card so this thing won't happen again.

EDIT:  Oh, yes!  Speaking of money!

OK, Meeple, Shale!  I never paid you for gas (and pizza in Meeple's case).  Do any of you have a paypal account that I can use to transfer the money?  The amounts are so miniscule that the 3% or whatever charge is going to be less than the cost of a stamp to mail out checks.  Please PM me regarding this when you have the time.  All else fails I will find some other way to pay you all back.

Gate!  Check your PMs.

[Idun]

Transcribing all of my college notes. This should be fun.

[Idun]

Scratch that. OpenOffice free source software is pissing me off with its formating. Good thing my hardcopies are in pristine condition, but this will be a project I'd do. Seems like it'd take up some store on my comp, so I'll just get a flashdrive for it. Searching for stuff in documents is easier than reading my notes as I can't cmd+f my papers.