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Zidane(vs. Poco)
« on: October 11, 2008, 02:05:26 AM »
Here's all you need to know about this match: Zidane goes first. That's it, that's game right there. You see, Zidane has Soul Blade, and a huge variety of statuses. Mini, Sleep, Doom, Petrify...the list goes on. And with 100% accuracy, he can use any of them on his all-important first turn. And guess what, Zidane fans? Poco has no status immunity at all. This means that Zidane can leisurely use anything from his smorgasboard of status effects and have it hit, no problem. He can kill Poco while sleeping, awake, tiny(well, tinier than usual), a statue, whatever. Of course, even if by some miracle Poco does manage to get a turn before he dies, Zidane is more than capable of taking a few horn blasts to the face. And it only takes a few rounds of status to kill Poco, who, let's face it, is not well known for standing up well to damage. After sending the musican back to band practice, Zidane heads to the Middle Finals, where victory is certain. Just like in this week's match!
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Re: Zidane(vs. Poco)
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2008, 02:16:34 AM »
Here's all you need to know about this match: Zidane goes first. That's it, that's game right there. With Soul blade and its myriad of horrifyingly accurate status, any non-status immune will suffer the thief's wrath. And guess what: Poco has no status immunity at all. This means that Zidane can leisurely stroll through this fight. He can kill Poco while sleeping, awake, tiny (well, tinier than usual), a statue, whatever. Of course, even if by some miracle Poco does manage to get a turn before he dies, Zidane is more than capable of taking a few horn blasts to the face. And it only takes a few rounds of status to kill Poco, who, let's face it, is not well known for standing up well to damage. After sending the musican back to band practice, Zidane heads to the Middle Finals, where victory is certain. Just like in this week's match!
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