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Ryu vs Nate Nanjo
Oblivion Knight Ryu, well-known for transforming into world-devastating dragons, was in high spirits. After all, he'd crushed many, many more capable opponents in the past season, and week alone, than a simple rich kid. What could possibly go wrong, he thought? He was in such a good mood, in fact, that he decided to take his friend Jecht's advice, and go out drinking. So, it wasn't very surprising that, when Ryu tried to transform into the all-mighty Kaiser dragon, he instead turned into a Kaiser roll. Nate simply walked up to the mighty roll, took one look at it, and kicked it out of the arena. "What is this? A joke?" Nate asked, and then turned and walked out of the arena himself. THE MORAL OF THIS STORY: Drinking and driving is a dangerous thing. Drinking and morphing...well, you might go on a roll, but it won't last long. Ryu: 20 
Magus (Janus Zeal) vs Necron
Cosmetor Magus beating Necron? Please. Necron has a spell for every element he might need, and insane speed. Plus, he's an endgame boss. This is one match that shows just how far apart Godlikes can be. Magus (Janus Zeal): 20 Dark Lord Magus
Rika vs Mewtwo
AndrewRouge I will faith in the power of Eliminate to rid my adorable numan/cat-girl of one of the most dangerous foes she will face on the road to the Godlike Championship. Failing Eliminate, I will have a swarm of Umbreon ready to run interference. If Rika can't come out the heroine, I'll at least come out her hero. Rika: 21 Korayashi
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Yuna vs Loki
Meeplelard "By the Power of the Orb...DIE!" Loki exclaimed, as his might Dragon Orb spell came down upon Anima, crushing the mighty Aeon. "Ahahahaha. Was that your best Aeon, Summoner? And here I was expecting an actual fight." Loki said cheerfully. "I will defeat you...I must defeat you. You may have taken down one of my strongest Aeons, but I still have my others to back me up!" "Oh, nonsense. If I can take down your strongest, any of those weaklings you send after me should be child's play" Loki grinned "Now, you can give up, and I'll spare your life, or continue fighting me, and succeed in nothing but granting me more pleasure in destroying yet another one of you" "Well, there is one move I've been willing to try out...but I'm not sure you'd be appreciative of it" "Oh, and what would that be, 'milday summoner'" "A new Aeon, of sorts, of course. Would you like to see" Loki was of course intrigued. And of course, what could be better than crushing the hopes of another helpless female as he destroyed her newest trick? "Very well, try me!" "Alright" Yuna started her summoning ritual, and at the end, a seemingly humanoid girl who was entirely pink appeared on the scene. Loki, of course, knew all to well who that was, having dealt with her plenty in the past "No, it can't be...not you! That's illegal!" "Not really. See, she is half esper, which is the same thing as being half aeon, and there's nothing illegal about me summoning aeons. I told you I wouldn't give up so easily" "C...curse you!" Several Ultimas later, Loki was splattered across the floor, and Yuna named the winner. After the match... "You know, you didn't need my help to beat Loki, so why did you ask?" said Terra "Oh, I just thought it'd be funny playing a trick on the trickster god himself" Yuna said, smiling. "You have to admit, you must have found his response to your arrival quite hilarious" Yuna: 43
Millenia vs Lady Harken
Kanos The only comment I have on Millenia vs. Elmina is as follows: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Why is Lady Harken in heavy again? Millenia: 33 
Cloud Strife vs Ultros
Eternalspirit Everyone had been waiting for about 20 minutes now for Cloud to show up at the arena. Ultros had arrived early to a standing ovation (being the BTS camera man has its benefits), and everyone wanted to see him beat the crap out of Cloud, particularly after seeing Cloud rob another character of a win. Unfortunately, no one would get to see this happen, as the judges called a victory to Ultros by default. Everyone left the arena disappointed, but Ultros just stood there for a minute and smirked. 20 Minutes Later ---------------- Ultros had been lounging around after his "victory", and decided to walk by the infirmary. Just as he got there, a smiling Chisato walked out the door. "You owe me one, squid boy." "Righto, chief. Thanks a lot!" As for Cloud? Well, it was a long time before anyone could get him to stop muttering things about news reporters and flying fists.. Cloud Strife: 27 Dark Lord Magus
Rune Walsh vs Lede
superaielman Victory. Rune had not only crushed middle, but he had gotten a win in heavy. That idiot's record was matched... and all that was needed to break it was to stomp this next fool who dared challenge him. Walking over to the arena, Rune looked to see who he was supposed to do battle with. "Lede...Lede.?!" Rune's eye twitched, and his jaw dropped. However, shock only gripped the Esper for a few seconds. "Of course, there's a tough fight waiting for me. But when has a tough fight stopped me? The evil of Zio fell to my glorious magic. Lassic's revenge failed as soon as he tasted my unbrided wrath. Even the Profoundest Darkness fell before Legeon!" Rune smiled. He had a perfect plan.. "So, you say the nice lady wants to go on an adventure with me!" Justin grinned. "Sure, I'm ready. Thanks for the tip, Rune. Her name is.. Lede?" With a bright look on his face, Justin charged out to the arena. Rune somehow kept from laughing until Justin left. "I should go out and watch the slaughter.. while she finishes off the fool, I can blast her to pieces with Legeon!" Rune quickly made his to the ring.. of course, the plan didn't go quite as planned. Justin and Lede stood in the ring, talking. Justin had a completely silly look on his face, and the normally stoned faced Assassin was smiling at the young hero. ..."She's GIGGLING?! Does this idiot wield the force again women? He should have been dead already!" The Esper walked quickly to the ring, with the intent of fixing this. "How DARE you two not fight!" Rune walked up and slapped Justin upside the head. "And you... why would you pay attention to that fool? I'm five times the man he'll ever be, brilliant and smart and handsome and gr-urk!" Lede had lifted the Esper up by his throat. "You're one to talk, Esper. You think I didn't see right through this trick? Better luck next time you try and steal a win." Lede effortlessly threw Rune out of the ring, right into the stands. The force of the blow knocked the Esper out cold. "Urg..." Rune shook his head. It was worth a shot, but it looked like his plan failed. "At least I still have my pride.." Rune glanced up at the ring, and saw Feena staring down the Assassin, with hate burning in her eyes. "..How DARE you use my sweet Justin in an evil plan, and put the moves on him!! Get away from him!" "At least one of those horrible women will taste defeat. Time for me to make my escape..." Rune gathered himself up, and just as he was doing so.. *THUNK* "Oh, hi, Rune. Sorry about landing on your legs like that! Feena wasn't happy that Lede and I were going on an adventure, so she told me to go away. Lede was even nice enough to give me a helping hand out of the ring!" Rune sighed, and glanced over to the ring. Feena and Lede stood, brawling for all they were worth. Over Justin, of all things. Shaking his head, Rune grimaced. He'd never figure out women. But.. "That is an interesting fight.. and one of those horrible women suffer a painful defeat no matter what." Somehow finding the energy to get up, Rune pulled himself into a nearby undamaged chair. Justin also got up and sat right by the battered mage. Annoyed, Rune muttered a few magical words... "Seals! Now shut up and watch the fight, idiot." The two rivals sat side by side in silence, watching yet another fight sparked by Rune's brains and Justin's spirit. Rune Walsh: 13 
Edgar Roni Figaro vs Rubicant
Dunefar EXCLUSIVE! KING EDGAR ADMITTED TO SOUTH FIGAROANIN HOSPTIAL BURN WARD! (South Figaro, AP) The reigning monarch of Figaro was admitted yesterday to the Esper of Mercy Hospital, suffering from full body burns. Hospital spokesmen confirmed that he is undergoing 'extreme surgery to remove melted Aura Lance shards from his nether regions'. The cause of this incident is reported to be a byproduct of the young king's dallances in arena battling. Said bystander Terra Branford, "I couldn't have burned him better myself," his ex girlfriend reported. Edgar Roni Figaro: 31 Dark Lord Magus
Ryudo vs Raven
Cmdr_King There's only one thing a humorous smart-ass of Ryudo's calibur fears: screamingly Yaoi-tasitic situations. As anyone who's ever used Raven can attest, the man is a walking Yaoi situation. Let your imagination fill the results in from there. Ryudo: 16 Kanos
Frog vs Ershin
Dark Lord Magus A noble frog warrior vs a goddess possessed trashcan...now that's an interesting match-up, to be sure. As much as I like Frog, and as much as I believe he whoops ass, he gets his green butt handed to him here. Ershin's a tank, and capable of instant death magic, as inaccurate as it may be, Frog has no real means of killing Ershin before it happens, so, match to the tin can. Frog: 22 
Balk Fenzol vs Heath
metroid composite Nino had the amazing MDef to slow Balk down, but didn't have the weapons to pull it off (poor girl dislikes Balk's ability to paralyze and regen). Heath has the weapons to take Balk down, but doesn't have the MDef to pull it off (poor boy can't live through the three turns Balk gets while he's paralyzed). Oh, when will a hero(ine) ever save us from this gunslinging menace? Balk Fenzol: 37 
Vormav Tingel vs Lyn
Jo ou Ranbu Vormav felt confident as he entered the arena. He knew how fearsome his Mighty Sword skills were. What could a mere Sacaen swordslady do to him? Lyn, dutiful as usual, was already waiting for him, feeling, somehow, the oceans of grass shimmering through her heart. She looked at her opponent, and dropped into a drawing stance.... "I hope you are ready. I will not hold back". And with that, she stood, ready for an attack. Vormav smirked evily. "I hope you don't. It probably won't matter anyway", he said... dropping into an offensive stance. They exchanged glares. The next move could be decisive. Time was of essence, the tension running clear in the arena. "Shellbust Stab!" The arena suddenly went silent. Lyn got knocked back from the attack, feeling a strange draft over her body. Vormav kept smirking confidently. The spectators were shocked. Some males were drooling, others were whistling. The females were ashamed, nodding their heads and closing their eyes. Then, as Lyn finally came to herself, she realized what Vormav had done. She was utterly naked. Vormav's attack rip through her clothings and shed her dignity. And the last thing you do to a Sacaen warrior is shed him/her from his/her dignity. Realizing that, Lyn's normally blue eyes were drowned in blood-red rage. She stared angrily at Vormav, who suddenly lost his smirk, quickly waning to a whelp of fear. "You... did... did you feel that bad about it?", he cried. Lyn simply stared at Vormav, her eyes burning. She then took a fast step and disappeared from eyesight.... reappearing right next to the knight, as she resheathed her Mani Katti. In a split-second, his armor was shattered as well, and a bloody mess of sword cuts appeared over his body. He fell lifelessly to the ground, bloodied and just as naked as Lyndis. After, Lyn blushed, covered her no-no parts with her hands and hurriedly left under heavy panting and sobbing. The Sacaen warrior may never forgive one for ripping the dignity away from her soul. It doesn't stop her from feeling horribly embarassed, though. Vormav Tingel: 12
Kwanda Rosman vs Wil
Otter It's a shame Fire Emblem is so full of axe-swinging bandits who amount to nothing more than cannon fodder. If it wasn't, Wil might not have confused one of the Six Great Generals of the Scarlet Moon Empire for a common thug. I like the guy, but Wil's out of his league. Kwanda Rosman: 39 
Nina Wyndia vs Lyonesse
Dunefar If there is one thing Lyonesse is really good at, it's inflicting damage with Divine Ray. Frankly, that's one up on Nina 3, whom struggles to harm Goos and Gongheads. Besides, Lyonesse's boyfriend could beat up Nina's boyfriend! Nina Wyndia: 16 
Mallow vs Bazba
Sage Acrin As it turns out, before the match, Mallow was seen chatting with Crono, of all people, about lightning magic. Never mind that it was a one-sided conversation. Anyhow, maybe it just wasn't that surprising when Mallow came out and blasted Bazba with Crono's basic Lightning spell. Of course, it's signifigantly weaker than his...but, as we all know, lizardmen are frozen by it. So, Mallow just slowly shoved the paralyzed Bazba out of the ring, and won. Mallow: 29 Dark Lord Magus
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Thomas vs Watari
superaielman Watari goes by the letter of his contract, and nothing else. Good thing Thomas was smart enough to write in a 'no harm' clause in his contract when he recruited Watari. Thomas: 31 Dark Lord Magus
Let it Snow Grefter Leon and crew make it through with the power of fire. Fire fixes all problems, snow storms are no exception. Add in a genius along with some minions and you have fire solving the problems even easier, maybe some of it can be put to good use to burn Mogu afterwards. Leon and Company: 33 Snowstorm: 31
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