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Choko vs Rika
AndrewRouge Although I can't legitamately vote (*shakes fist*), the result of Choko vs Rika is easy to see. NOTHING is cuter than a Cat-Girl. Therefore, NOTHING is cuter than Rika. Choko should damn well quit in shame. Choko: 17 
Cyril vs Mewtwo
SageAcrin When you think about it, there's a large amount of similarities between Mewtwo and Cyril. Both are insane genetically bioengineered freaks. Cyril's more insane, Mewtwo looks the part more. Both rely largely on their magical abilities. Both rely on abilities that are, very loosely, magical to start with. (Mewtwo breaks people's minds, Cyril just forms a large tornado out of nowhere.) However, there are two problems here, both Cyril's. The first is that, very simply, Cyril got beat up by a bunch of teenagers while Mewtwo is known to level dragons and animals that warp nature around them by existing. The second is that Cyril is substantially more insane than Mewtwo to start with. How do you think he's going to handle his mind being broken more? The last anyone's seen of Cyril, he was getting beaten to a pulp by Fou-Lu, Orlandu, and Zophar for walking out onto the arena between matches, stark naked, and singing Toxic... Cyril: 12 Sacaru
Geshp vs Yuna
SageAcrin The cliche thing to say here would be that Geshp would be better off not showing up. However, Geshp, being an evil demon, had a better plan. Namely, buying up large amounts of injury insurance before the match, and hiring Cristo and a couple of Ninas to heal him up afterwards. Sure, Geshp had to live through a few moments of pain as Bahamut crushed him. However, he's far, far richer for it... Geshp: 9 
Loki vs Freya
Meeplelard "Odin died Protecting Freya..." is one of Loki's many lines... ...wait, Odin isn't here to protect Freya this time? ...ow... Loki: 27 metroid composite
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Baal vs Rune Walsh
superaielman "Ah... heavy. Where greatness is afoot. I have truly come home, to the division where I belong. Only one thing remains.." Rune turned, and walked face first into Justin. The force of the impact knocked both the mage and the hero down to the ground. "Ow!" Justin rubbed his head, and then glared at Rune. "Watch where you're going. I have to go visit my friend. The upcoming match is against you." At the news of this, Rune turned pale white. Justin jumped up, and walked by. "Oh well. Enjoy your match, Rune!" The Esper pulled himself off the floor, shaken to the core. Although both his magic and his faith in his own abilities were matchless.. he knew he was no match for Feena, and Rapp and Liete weren't much better... -Arena, before the fight- Rune stood at the edge of the ring. No pre match autograph signings, no waving to the fans. He knew he was coming into a losing battle, and was well prepared to go down with as much power and honor as he knew. Taking a deep breath, Rune walked into the ring to get a good look at his foe.. ..Much to his surprise, a middle aged man stood in the ring, and not one of Justin's cast mates. "...Yes, I am Baal, ruler of the world. My powers are unlimited, and my immunity to Rune's status makes this an easy win!" It hit Rune. He wasn't fighting a PC.. but a boss. A Grandia boss. One that was crushed by a bunch of fools. The crowd wondered why Rune had forsaken his usual strategy and thought and merely charged in, body ablaze with magical energy. However, everyone knew why he was laughing.. Baal: 18 Kanos
Lede vs Meliadoul Tingel
Dark Lord Magus Meliadoul may have a neato hood, but she doesn't have sex-appeal to call upon a horde of rabid fanboys to crush her opponent, game set match Lede. Lede: 34 Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Edgar Roni Figaro vs Gilder
Monkeyfinger For all the praise tricks such as Fate Storm, Havok Wing, Neutron Ring, Earthquake, and even the dreaded Overdrive + Stasis Rune loop get, none of them are without some kind of flaw; there are very few things in existance that can truly be called a guaranteed win. ...Not being Gilder is one of them. Edgar Roni Figaro: 39 Cosmetor
Wakka vs Rubicant
Sage Acrin The aftermath of this match was horrific. Water everywhere. Rubicant smashed into a wall, unconcious, and a smiling Wakka posing for the crowd. Unfortunatly for Wakka, it was later deemed an illegal interference to have machina secretly set up to form a huge sphere of water over the duelling league arena, and have the force fields holding it up released just as both duellers entered the field. But Wakka, with a little help from his friends, Rikku and Cid, at least managed to keep from being charred. As for Rubicant, he's still wondering who stole his cloak before the match... Wakka: 14 Dark Lord Magus
Balk Fenzol vs Nino
Meeplelard While normally, little spunky girls who are upcoming mages with potential would beat the crap out of big ugly gun wielding geniuses like Balk, the two had again, forgot it was Chocobo Mating season... However, both were too wrapped up in the fight to realize the horde of stampeding Chocobos (Chasing Viper at that), which all had ran right through and trampled Balk to death... Nino stood there puzzled...did she just win? One would think yes, but it appears an arbitrary chocobo stampede is considered interference, so Balk moved onto the next round. Balk Fenzol: 26 hooah
Oulan vs Heath
Sage Acrin The problem with Oulan is that she's...a tad bit obsessive. You see, she has this thing about being nice to wimpy guys surrounded by girls. Therefore, when Heath showed up before the match with Florina, Fiora and Farina, she just couldn't bring herself to fight him... Oulan: 13 
Vormav Tingel vs Viper
Sage Acrin One would figure this to be a bland match between two characterless tanks. However, as it turns out, the match had the unfortunate rare mishap of being during Chocobo mating season. No one was really quite sure what to do when Viper was chased out of the arena by a flock of horny Chocobo...or why he was being chased. However, it was declared a ring out, and Vormav won the match. Meanwhile, Celia leaned back and smiled. For once, being able to Allure monsters to do her bidding had paid off. Especially considering that Vormav now owes her... Vormav Tingel: 29 
Ziggy vs Lyn
Otter Ziggy has a pretty good battle philosophy in "The first rule of survival is to only think about one's self." The rather bland Lyn has absolutely nothing on that ordinarily. Fortunately for her, her tactics in this battle following her nasty first attack will echo a much greater warrior's perception: "Endure a blow and administer two; that's the secret of battle." In the end, patronizing Nate-speak will always triumph over cyborg brooding. Ziggy: 12
Mallow vs Chu-Chu
Dark Lord Magus Finally, we get to decide what's superior...a big ball of marshmellowy fluff or a big ball of pink fur...There's some logic here..have you ever tried to get marshmellow goo out of fur? Chu-chu would run away screaming in terror at the mere thought of trying to get that gunk out of her fur. Thus, Mallow wins by default, prooving once and for all that stickiness prevails over cuteness. Mallow: 49 Broc
Bazba vs Raja
Kanos A thing that a lot of people forget about is Bazba's Cyclone Rune. The one or two shots of Healing Wind he's allowed are more than enough to keep him up against Raja's pathetic damage in order to outlast him. Bazba: 24 Dark Lord Magus
Thomas vs May
Sage Acrin Unfortunatly for May, as she entered the arena, the first words she heard were "Presenting the Tenkai Star himself...". May, having lived a rather sheltered and ditzy life, had made a simple, and often made, error. Namely, that all Tenkai Stars are Godlike material. Therefore, it's hardly unnatural that she was seen galloping away from the arena, leaving a utterly puzzled, but victorious, Thomas. Thomas: 28 
Nara vs Watari
Meeplelard Oh come on, you actually think that Ninja's are predictable? Let alone that Nara's "visions" actually come true? I forsee Watari skewering Nara End Disc 1 FF7 style... Nara: 7
Season 13 Awards Zenthor
Jo'ou Ranbu
Halbarad
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