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Week 1 - Eliminations




Ghaleon (Lunars) Ghaleon vs Chaz Ashley Chaz Ashley (PS4)

Lord Windscar
Ghaleon is a Boss that can kill OHKO most PC's with Fate Storm, and Chaos Sheild to protect him from the vast majority of magic.

Chaz is a PC that can kill most PC's with explode and deal decent damage with Megid.

Wait...did I just say that Chaz is a PC? Chaz, say hello to doublecasted Fate Storm. (Overkill appears above Chaz and Ghaleon earns an extra 9999 EXP)

Ghaleon: 40
Chaz Ashley: 4

Meeplelard
Before the match, Chaz was taking some nice rest, in the luxury of what is the God Like quarters of the RPGDL. Having won his way up there, he felt he might as well take this new division for all its worth. He didn't feel like checking up on what his opponent can do, just felt confident he'd win it anyway.

Around this time, he was approached by a young woman.

"So, your the new PC in God Like, eh? I hear your fighting Ghaleon first round"

"Ah, your Celes Chere, aren't you? Heavy Champ of season 4?"

"Yes. I...though I might give you some pointers about fighting him..."

"Oh? What could you give me in advice? Say, didn't you fight him your only match in this division, losing horribly?"

"Well, yes, but that's what I came to tell you. Your best off just not showing up for the match, and avoiding the pain altogether."

"What?"

"Look, no matter how you look at it, you have no chance of winning this match. I learned this before my Match, and my ego got the best of me, and I paid for it. its best you just not show up"

"Oh, I get it. You just don't want PS4 to strike another victory while your game doesn't win, is it? HA! Nice try, well, excuse me, I ahve a match to win"

"...well, can't say I didn't warn him..."

Chaz, on his way out, bumped into a formerly dead, now living Legend of Algol, Mr. Rolf Landale himself.

"Watch yourself, where do you think your going?"

"I'm off to beat Ghaleon, fo course. I've beaten the Profound Darkness, a simple task like beating a Magic Emperor shouldn't be hard..."

"You'd think that. Let me tell you something. He's not anything like you faced before. I went in there fighting him with everyone I had...and was beaten before I realized the fight began. Frankly, reading the match up, your in no better situation than I was."

"Let me guess, he has strong attacks, and such, right? I happen to be prepared with lots of healing, I'll win" With that, Chaz left

Rolf shook his head "Youth these days, when will they learn?"

Chaz entered the match Confident, his opponent Ghaleon, waiting thier patiently.

"So, your my opponent, is it? Well, I expect a good fight from the Heavy Champ, Space Boy, if your all your cracked up to be"

"Your evil ways must be stopped, Ghaleon, you won't win another championship!"

The bell rang...

"I bet you I can counter anything you throw at me. I'll let you get a free shot"

"Very well..." With that, Ghaleon fired off a Hell Wave at Chaz

Chaz survived the attack fine, stronger than anything he's faced yet, given its a new league, but nothing scary. Healing his wounds, he smiled, and then gave Ghaleon a nice Cross Cut in the face...

Only to see Ghaleon not even flinch at the attack. Leaping back, he was a bit a worried. "how...you didn't even feel my attack?"

"I'll tell you what I told all those other foosl who took me on the first round. God LIke is a much different league, my friend. Give up, while you still value your life"

"Fat chance! Megid!" He shouted firing it at Ghaleon. Ghaleon looked a bit crisp, but got back up fine.

"So that's your best attack, is it? Hmph. That other Algolian Hero, Rolf's, was far more impressive." Ghaleon said. "And I'm afraid it didn't save him"

"Your trying to mess with me, aren't you!"

"No, I'm just trying to teach you a lesson." With that, Ghaleon charged a nice purple Orb in his hand "I'm afraid I must end this now"

"Bring it on..."

"Ha ha ha ha. If you insist...TIME TO DIE!" Ghaleon shouted, firing off his infamous Fate Storm.

After the attack subsided, Chaz was on the ground, motionless, and Ghaleon was pronounced the Winner. "Hmph, just like all the others, hardly a bite worthy of his bark"

Moral of the story? Heros don't always prevail.




Serge (CC) Serge vs Geshp Geshp (SF2)

Zenthor
Against all logic, no matter how much of a blow-out something might be expected, no matter how garanteed something might seem, nothing is 100%, but merely a 99.999...%. Thus was the epic battle of Serge vs. Geshp.

As the battle began, the combatants didn't move. They didn't have time. Somewhere in the arena, an infamous 1d1000 was rolled.

Click, click, click.... 1000. The improbable happened. Serge won against an opponent he could not beat, by a roll of the dice.

How did this dice roll effect this match, might you ask? Easy.

A wizard did it.

Serge: 15
Geshp: 13


Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau) (XG) Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau) vs Darkham Darkham (AtL4)

superaielman
Citan and Darkham stood facing each other in the ring, staring at each other.

"A sword fight. An honorable way to mark my first DL match." With those words, Citan and Darkham lauched into a furious battle. Sword clashed against Katana, with neither fighter showing an advantage.

"Hrumph. It appears that you require me to pull out my greatest trick!" With those words, Darkham fell into a short trance, and hurled a paralysis curse at Citan. Much to his surprise, the normally accurate move fell apart on contact with the Guardian Angel of Solaris.

"Do you take me for a fool, Darkham?" Citan shook his head, and smiled sadly. "I was prepared for your trick. Let's see if you can handle mine!" With a wave of his arms, Citan cast his legandary Senkei spell, and closed in on Darkham.

Much to the disapointment of the crowd, Darkham had no defenses for a super fast Katana blow to the head.

Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau): 21
Darkham: 5


Necrosaro (DW4) Necrosaro vs Shizel Shizel (ToE)

Zenthor
A battle of marrionettes, a march of puppets. She who was manipulated into becoming Mistress of the Dark Aurora versus He who was manipulated into evolving into the Ruler of Evil.

Although "Mistress of the Dark Aurora" is an infinitely cooler title than "Ruler of Evil", a title means nothing when you cannot break through a simple reflect spell to cut the strings of your opponent. It seems Neried needs to find a puppet with a physical attack.

Necrosaro: 18
Shizel: 6




Magus (Janus Zeal) (CT) Magus (Janus Zeal) vs Janus Cascade Janus Cascade (WA3)

Meeplelard
Magus and Janus both entered the ring, Magus in his usual stylish teleporting fashion, and Janus in a far less stylish manner.

"So, your the bloke who wishes to challenge me, is it? Fine, this should be fun..." he said, twirling his Bayonnette out...

"Fool, I can't believe they sent a mere human to take down the likes of me"

The bell rang, Magus withdrew his Scythe, and charged Janus, who instantly blocked with the blade on his weapon. Magus floated back a few feet, Janus fired off a Multi Blast from his ARMs, which Magus teleported out of the way of with incredible ease.
Magus charged up a Geyser, and fired it at Janus, who rolled out of the way, getting only a minor scab, immidiatly threw a heal berry on himself.

"Heh, for a pretty boy bloke like yourself, you're pretty good" Janus said, placing his Bayonnette on his shoulders, smiling

Magus firmly planted his Scythe up, and his cape blowing in the wind responded "You're not so bad yourself"

The two were ready for another charge when suddenly...

"JANUS!" was heard by a young woman's voice

"What?" Both of them responded, looking in the direction of the woman. There was standing Schala, which obviously meant she was calling for her brother, and not the drifter.

"Darn it, time out, can you hold a second"

"Fine, just don't take too long, you bloke. I get bored easily" Janus said, sitting down.

"What is it?"

A few minutes later, Magus came back, and called the match to continue. The two continued thier mighty struggle, when suddenly...

"Yo, Janus!

"WHAT?" Both responded again, this time having thier weapons clashed together.

"can you help us out here? Dario's zipper is stuck again!" Romero shouted...

"Those idiot blokes. TIMe out. Hang on a second while I go help those idiots of henchman out..."

Magus agreed, having a few foolish ones of his own, he knows what its like having to be completely relied on.

Janus came back, and called the match to continue.

"Rising Nova!" Janus said, smacking Magus in mid air, and about to fire off his ARMs, again

"Janus, yes, you there fighting?"

"WHAT?"

"Did I just hear my name called again?"

Both looked down, and Ashley Winchester was standing there.

"Damn it, what do YOU want now?"

"I'm suing your ass for stealing my copy righted moves, damn it!"

"Bah, copy righted? Pfft. Look how many recycled attacks there are, you don't see THEM complaining!"

"At least those people don't steal each others looks and weapon. You even have my due, my hair color, my color style...and even my weapon, I'll see your ass in court!"

"Whatever, you bloke, I'm fighting an OOMPH!" Janus was interrupted, as Magus ahd come out from being aireborne, landing on top of Janus, who had yet to fire off his Rising Nova.

"Did you call me?"

"No, I was speaking to the man your on..."

"Allow me to first defeat him, we've been interupted enough as is"

Janus got up and thought to himself "not once have I heard Siegfried complain about me stealing his moves and tricks" And that reminded him...

"Alright, now I shall beat you bloke into the ground like a rail road stake! Behold my power!" Suddenly, the Dark Spear appeared, and Janus morphed into his Demon form.

"Now this gets interesting..." Magus said, as he chanted a spell, followed by "Now the chosen time has come, to exchange this world for!" and suddenly, Magus awed in brilliant dark power, and was fully powered up...

"Janus!"

Both of them screamed "Not again!" as the fight was about to get interesting. Standing behind them was none other than Queen Zeal.

"Oh, if it isn't my sad excuse of a mother, look, if you didn't notice, I'm fighting a match here, and damn it, leave me alone"

"I was going to be nice, and tell you how to win, but oh well, suit yourself" she said, laughing

After a few Proton Beams, Dark Bombs, Negative Rainbows, and Black Holes were thrown at each other. They agreed that they should just end the match now, before they get untimely interrupted again.

"Alright, I'll use my greatest attack on you, while you attack me with your best, deal?"

"So be it..."

Janus charged up his Dark Spear, Magus risked casting a spell...then suddenly...

"Ultra Negative Rainbow!"

"Dark Matter!"

The two blasts hit each other, the whole ring being blow up...and no one could see a thing...

Then suddenly on the loud speaker "Due to knock out, the winner is...Janus!"

The audience was silent...til Virginia blirted out "We know that much, but WHICH ONE! I just want to see who the winner is already!"

And the winner between the clash of Janus Zeal and Janus Cascade was concluded when the smoke cleared, and when overlord Jogurt went up on the microphone, he pronounced the winner was indeed none other than...

Magus (Janus Zeal): 31
Janus Cascade: 10


Demi (PS4) Demi vs Morte Morte (P:T)

DragoonJay
Morte sized up his opponent. "Eh, a nice looking chit, but I don't think she's in the mood for love. Couldn't hurt to try, though."

Floating slyly up to Demi, he smiled and let his charm begin. "Knock knock."

"Why do you persist in addressing me as a door?"

Morte stared in confusion for a moment. Something about this was familiar... "It's a joke. You're supposed to answer 'Who's there'."

"I know who is there, it is you."

Morte suddenly bolted up. "You... you're..."

Demi smiled. "I see you are now aware of the ally we share. Nordom was most interested in giving me information about you. Especially since you appear to have threatened him quite often before."

"I can explain that. You see..."

Demi continued harshly. "I believe that you have spoken more than you share for today. You have shown your disdain for the mechanical, a point which you share with many people here. I am here to put an end to the prejudice and malice against us. And I begin with you."

The last thing Morte saw before blacking out was the Phonomezer blast rushing towards him.

Demi: 25
Morte: 6

Grefter
Ahhh it is so typical, after such an effort to get Morte into the Duelling League and then the unfavourable dice not seeding him for a couple of seasons it is not particularly suprising that when he does get a chance to support PC RPGs that he rolls up one of the possibly worst enemies for him to fight in Heavy. Unfortunate match, may his luck be as good as Nordom's in future matches.




Zed (WA) Zed vs Jecht Jecht (FFX)

Tonfa Baton
Zed entered the Arena. His theme began to play, the fans cheered...everything was looking perfect. With his trusty Doom Bringer in hand, he confidently waited for his opponent's arrival.

Finally, Jecht came to the Arena from his locker room, with his theme song Otherworld accompanying him, playing so loud that Zed's theme couldn't be heard anymore. Being a former star player, Jecht had more fans than the Quarter Knight wannabe could ever even dream of. And he had a sword that was at least three times the size of Zed.

Zed did the wise thing, and called the match instantly.

Zed: 13
Jecht: 28

Meeplelard
Jecht has a Sword
Zed has a Sword

Jecht has an incredible ego
Zed has an incredible ego

Jecht has his own Battle theme
Zed has his own Battle theme

Jecht's 2nd letter is an E, and well, woudln't you know it, so is Zed's.

But there is one thing Jecht has that Zed doesn't. And that is that Jecht can indeed go around saying He's the best, and not have Vegitables thrown at him, or be laughed at, the way Zed would. Match to the Blitzer Legend.

DragoonJay
No matter who wins between Zed and Jecht, the pre-battle banter will be more impressive than the fight itself.

Dark Holy Elf
Jecht didn't even have to make a single attack in his match this week. All he did was show up, and adopt his battle form... you know, the one that's fifty feet tall with flaming eyes and a sword that would no doubt give Freud a heart attack if he saw it. On top of this, he arranged for 'Otherworld' to be blared from the arena loudspeakers, and finally, packed the stands with screaming Zanarkand Abes fans. Of course, when Zed showed up and realised just what the hell he'd gotten himself into with this match, he fled fast enough to make even the most decorated of recurring villains proud.

After the match, Zed deflected any allegations of cowardice, insisting he had acted with discretion. "The grim reaper is my penpal," the always wisecracking Metal Demon quipped in an interview after the match. "And I have no desire for our relationship to get any closer!"

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
Are we allowing Zed his Monster Z form? Because technically, it's still him... and technically he'd plaster the walls with Jecht's blood. I mean, the only way I see Jecht pulling this off is if he hastes himself somehow, and seeing that he doesn't have that particular skill and seeing that Monster Z will probably end up double turning and so forth eventually, Jecht whistles his monstrous arse to the other side of the Farplane.




Rosa Harvey (FF4) Rosa Harvey vs Rei Rei (BoF3)

Lord Windscar
Holy splatters opponents against walls and floors.

Weretiger splatters opponents against walls and floors too, with the addition of chopping them into multiple pieces.

Too bad Rei can't attack on the turn he turns into Weretiger. Blink shuts down any chance he has to hit Rosa and Holy will splatter his remains against the wall.

Rosa Harvey: 32
Rei: 13

Pipe Dreamer
The first thing that Rosa did after becoming queen of Baron was to purge the kingdom of thieves.

Said thieves were eager to help Rei avenge them. Sadly, all that netted them was a Holy in the face and a disqualification for outside interference.

Tonfa Baton
Weretiger is very powerful and scary. The problem is, Rei can't act on the turn of transformation, so Rosa gets a turn before Weretiger can attack.

A Weretoad is not very powerful or scary...





Lenus (LoD) Lenus vs Mog Mog (FF6)

Dark Holy Elf
Buoyed by Serge's victory over super-speedy ice-mage Geshp, Mog took on a super-speedy ice mage of his own, certain that his Snow Muffler would protect him.

This was until Lenus fired off two castings of Dark Mist before the moogle could even utter a single 'kupo'.

Lenus: 22
Mog: 15


Edge Eblan (FF4) Edge Eblan vs Cleo Cleo (S1)

DragoonJay
Ninjas catch fire just as well as anything else. If Edge is lucky, Cleo won't try and aim for any vital parts, like the hair or pants. Whether she does or not, the prince burns tonight.

Edge Eblan: 18
Cleo: 33


Raijin (FF8) Raijin vs Ursula Ursula (BoF4)

superaielman
Ursula's two flaws undo her against Raijin. Not only is she terrible against physical fighters, she fears bosses. While Raijin isn't the second coming of Kefka, he's durable and Raijin special will put down Ursula in a few well placed blows.

Raijin: 22
Ursula: 19

DragoonJay
Everyone has a weak point. Achilles had his heel, Dracula had sunlight. Raijin has his shin. And a few well-placed kicks will make his cry.




Odin (PS1) Odin vs Juan Juan (S3)

Meeplelard
The match began...and Juan fell asleep. Odin was about to attack, but seeing Juan asleep, and defenseless, he knew it was against his honor as a Legendary Warrior to attack someone while sleeping...

Unfortunatly, Odin himself fell asleep from boredom too...and when he hit the ground, he made a loud "Thud" which woke Juan up. Pity to Odin that Juan doesn't share anything CLOSE to the same Honor Odin has, and procceeded to beat the living day lights out of him for waking him up.

Needless to say, that was one nap Juan didn't want to wake up from, as well as one nap Odin DIDN'T wake up from.

Odin: 4
Juan: 28




Elly van Houten (XG) Elly van Houten vs Kongol Kongol (LoD)

OmegaRyuji
All of the size, power, and defense in the world doesn't matter when you're slow as a rock and just as stupid. And Kongol will soon have the mobility of a rock too, after being put to sleep and blow away by Elly's 1337 50l4r!5 m4g!k.

Elly van Houten: 31
Kongol: 7


Gengen (S2) Gengen vs Shady Thousand Shady Thousand (WA3)

Starphoenix das Helpoemer
As much as I love the Kung Fu Kitty (Shady Thousand), or how much I'd wish death on Gen Gen the waste of space (At least Ridley made up for him), the Schroedinger's Cat is outgunned and outmanned by the simple fact that Gen Gen gets a sword and half of Shady's attacks are pretty much resisted. Poor Shady... at least Maya will come in afterwards and maul Gen Gen for messing with her... *giggles* p... *giggles some more* I can't say it... :-P

Gengen: 18
Shady Thousand: 13


Nana (G1) Nana vs Gandar Gandar (VP1)

OblivionKnight
Though Gandar's magic may be capable of tearing holes in the very fabric of time, he is still an old man, and vulnerable against one thing: Having lived in dark, dreary places for many years, knowing only the physical forms of Ogres and other beasts, the sight of a real woman after so long gave the old man a heart attack.

Nana: 18
Gandar: 16


Milich Oppenheimer (S1) Milich Oppenheimer vs Sten Sten (BoF2)

superaielman
You know you're a bad light when Milich ends up using you for a fur coat. A few swipes from his rapier, and Sten's reduced to being fashionable outwear.

Milich Oppenheimer: 24
Sten: 14

Nephrite
Milich is at least useful, in comparison to Sten...


Don't quit your Day Job!
Rika vs. Justin vs. Nash vs. Melfice
VS VS VS

~Meeplelard/OK


DragoonJay
I can't fly a plane. I can't make places around the world interesting to silly tourists. I can't make my way through downtown traffic without the urge to go on a killing spree. But at least I can make food for myself.

And what's the problem with an attitude. I mean, look at Rocco from the show "The Restaurant". He practically screams 'attitude' and 'incompetence' and 'unprofessional' (and many things I can't write on a family site) and yet he's still a success. How can Melfice be worse than that?


Rika: 5
Justin: 6
Nash: 4
Melfice: 24
Nobody: 10