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Empyrea vs Zenon
Dunefar Godbird vs Overlord God. Epic. So who wins? Let's all remember one thing: For all his hype, Zenon's a bag of wind. Empyrea isn't. When a windbag and the real deal collide...a lot of hot air gets spewed out. Curse or not, Zenon's going down. Empyrea: 19 SageAcrin
Millenia vs Fenril
Jo\'ou Ranbu In a match of a mage against a high-profile fighter, you'd usually expect the mage to get fried by the fighter's blitzing offense, taking advantage of the trademark poor durability sported by most of them. Well, Millenia certainly fits the build, and Fenril certainly has the right mix of speed and strength to brutalize most who try to stand against her. However, things sorta shift a little when the mage has something like Spellbinding Eye. Millenia, managing to survive the Sky Dragoon's assault, proceeded to cast this horrifying little skill, keeping Fenril in place and completely at the mercy of the Wings of Valmar, who then simply made a finely ground hamburger out of her. This may be pretty simple and boring, but Millenia is hardly one to complain about her blessings. That Heavy championship trophy certainly will look good in her classroom, and the kids will talk about it for days. Anything to get them to stop staring at her cleavage will do. Millenia: 30 SageAcrin
MOMO vs Zidane Tribal
Jo\'ou Ranbu Zidane's victory may seem like a big step for his Duelling League fame, but the truth of it is that it's a rather embarassing story. You see, MOMO's never quite recovered from her battle with Kain. When she tried transforming against Zidane, she once again went berserk as the frightening Man-MOMO, pink goatee and everything. However, she managed to grow even bigger, and, once she transformed, her giant body simply couldn't fit the arena. So, a group of thoroughly embarassed judges gave Zidane a technical victory due to MOMO going out of the arena bounds during battle. The news made her so infuriated that she simply stepped on the thief repeatedly until he was nothing more than a genome pancake, plastered in bloody remains onto the floor. Zidane had a championship, but sheer luck (or maybe the lack of it) kept him from enjoying his spoils. Meanwhile, Garnet is making sure to spend all her boyfriend's winnings on that new gala dress for summoners. MOMO: 22 SageAcrin
Chisato Madison vs Imoen
Dunefar TEN THOUSAND VOLTS! RISING DRAGON! ONE MISSILE PLEASE! vs Backstab! Uh... Backstab! Uh... Backstab! I mean, Imoen's not totally boned here, but she's outgunned and out varietied. She can't compete with a super technological reporter girl with just some sneaking stabbing stunts. Sorry girl. Chisato Madison: 22 SageAcrin
Crash Master Jam SageAcrin The problem is, most of these people tried too hard. Yuki attempted to smash his plane into a mountain. He was likely to walk away from it, having done more or less the same thing before. It worked, too. But it was dull. Cid attempted to overload all the engines on his airship, take the craft as high as possible, and go out in a spectacular blaze of glory. Unfortunately, he forgot the whole walking away from it part. This cost him points. Rika... Rika loves crashes. Rika's excellent at crashes. Rika, given a chance, is overjoyed to crash something. This is great! However, sadly, she can't actually fly anything. While her airship exploded spectacularly on the runway, it was considered a loss on technicality. The Onion Knights won for a very simple reason. They just acted naturally. Five minutes later, they'd been hit by Lexis' experimental clothing disintigrator, caught in a way between New Almekia and Norgard's aerial divisions, had their ship be an attempted meal by three massive beasts-one of which was a sea monster, no one could figure that one out-rammed by a floating city, and crashlanded in a spectacular explosion on a deserted island. Naturally, they were unharmed, so they had a beach volleyball party. I mean, they were attired for it after the disintegrator. And that's how the Onion Knights won their match, and lost their dignity. Now let us never speak of it again. Yuki: 5 Cid: 12 Rika: 11 Onion Knights: 17 Hunter Sopko
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