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Week 4 - Quarterfinals




Myria (BoFs) Myria vs Rubicant Rubicant (FF4)

Barubary
and Myria's only competition lost... Myria wins a clean sweep and I mean sweep... their isn't anyone left who can be like a challenge or anything seriously lets end the godlike championship here and give it to Myria

No... well okay then Myria Skins Rubicant and uses his corpse to kill Xorn in the next round

Myria: 44
Rubicant: 15


Xorn (G3) Xorn vs Nate Nanjo Nate Nanjo (Pers)

Taishyr
"Sorry to hear about your loss, Nate. You got so close... just two more fights. But eh, guess it can't be helped, right?" Ramus said, sipping some lemonade as he looked over at Nate, who just shrugged.

"It happens. There's not much to say about it, you know? You take what victories you can and make yourself a better man with them."

"Good. I'm glad you aren't taking it too seriously." Ramus grinned. Nate looked up, confused.

"Not taking it seriously?"

"ALL COMMAND ECONOMIES MUST PERISH! GOVERNMENT CONTROL OF PRIVATE BUSINESSES HAVE NO PLACE IN THIS WORLD!"

As Ramus gaped at Xorn, Nate just smiled. "Hey, he got what he wanted, I get what I want. It works, no?"

Xorn: 23
Nate Nanjo: 10




Red (Saga) Red vs T260G T260G (Saga)

Taishyr
The battle between the two comrades of justice and heroics was quick and brutal. Slashes and punches traded, stylish signature blows exchanged, but in the end, one thing determined the match.

As Red slowly gained the upper hand, T260G looked up at the superhero. "Engage Alanis Mode."

Red blinked at this. "Huh? What's Alani-"

"MY FRUMPS MY FRUMPS MY FRIENDLY FRIENDLY FRUMPS MY FRUMPS MY FRUMPS MY FRIENDLY FRIENDLY FRUMPS"

Assaulted by the child pop star's music at ear-splitting decibels, all Red could do was concede.

In Red's favor, however, T260G did get sued by Alanis via her attorneys of Leo and Percival, Attorneys at Law, for damages in using her music to abuse a superhero without her permission. T260G is currently appealing the decision.

Red: 20
T260G: 28


Ayla (CT) Ayla vs Garnet til Alexandros Garnet til Alexandros (FF9)

Taishyr
"So, let me get this straight. You threw the match... to get Ayla to beat up Zidane for you." Freya said skeptically, leaning on her spear as Garnet sat down.

"Yeah. Figured I might as well." The summoner shrugged a bit at Freya's gaze. "Wasn't in the mood for the fight anyway."

"...You got AYLA..." Freya raised an eyebrow as she spoke, looking Garnet straight in the eye. "To beat up ZIDANE."

Garnet paused, before eyeing Freya right back. "You think Ayla will actually understand his bad pickup lines? Seriously? I doubt it."

"The pickup lines may not be what does it. More like that animal magnetism..." Freya murmured.

Garnet looked at Freya for a second, before standing back up and running out the door.

No traces of Ayla or Zidane were found in the arena; however, a few fragments to Full-Life from were fortunately found in a trash bin a few miles away.

Ayla: 37
Garnet til Alexandros: 28

DragonKnight Zero
A chief of her tribe.

A queen of a nation.

Surely these two leaders can work out a solution that doesn't require a violent brawl.

OK, Ayla likes a fight but Garnet thought it totally unsuitable for Alexandria's queen to be locked in mortal combat against another leader. While she wasn't able to gain approval to have Steiner stand in for her, she was able to talk the judges into an alternate idea.

"I've seen some strange matches but this is just so out there." commented Rolf as he observed the arena set up for _Double Dare: RPGDL Special Production_.
"It's less expensive than reconstructing the arena after Ark blows it up." supplied Orlandu. "Also, Garland has been itching for a chance to use Stop on people."
Yes, Garland was the host and he was eager to enforce time limits set for physical challenges and the obstacle course. Ayla and Kino represented their team while Vivi and Eiko stood in for Garnet (at their request though Garnet consented readily; anyone familiar with the show knows about the large amounts of whipped cream, chocolate, slime, and other gooey substances used). Garland explained the rules to the teams and they were off.
Ayla's temper ended up costing her the match. Losing 320 to 40, she charged out to spank Eiko. Garland put a Stop to that attempt (all status blockers were removed for the contest) and disqualified her as a result.
"Too bad" said Rune. "I would have enjoyed seeing the shorties trying to pass the Sundae Slide."





Menardi (GS) Menardi vs Ulf Ulf (G3)

RadLink5
Menardi is a former Godlike Champion, and has even defeated the likes of Myria and Songi. What's Ulf done in his dueling career?

Yeah, match to the Godlike Champ.

Menardi: 19
Ulf: 17


Jean (BoF2) Jean vs Jade Curtiss Jade Curtiss (TotA)

Magic Fanatic
Walking Death Spell.

There was a time when everyone knew the frog prince by his actual name. Now, however, they just call him WDS or something similar.

It's not like he notices it, being locked up in his room all the time, painting. Ryu2 just has the job of keeping the rest of Jade's underlings from attacking the kooky royalty.

It's not like they'd be able to do anything, anyway. Relm was in there too, critiquing his masterpiece.

Does that not sound threatening enough?

They had also convinced Kurando to pose for the painter. You don't mess with tasteful art around him.

Jean: 32
Jade Curtiss: 20




Zoah (CC) Zoah vs Yukimaru Yukimaru (Disgaea2)

Cryo
Yukimaru. A master of water and ice techniques.

Zoah: A guy in heavy metal armor.

Fortunately, the healers in the DL know CPR, so Zoah drowning wasn't such a bad thing for him. Except that his helmet had to be removed. Unfortunately, this required them actually removing his head. Which made the whole CPR thing moot. The DL healers know how to handle decapitations too, so everything turned out all right.

Yukimaru can still brag that she decapitated someone without actually letting her blade touch the enemy, Zam.

Zoah: 18
Yukimaru: 20


Red Wizard (FF1) Red Wizard vs Relm Arrowny Relm Arrowny (FF6)

Taishyr
Red Wizard had one great advantage going into this match.

He was too boring for Relm to draw.

With her greatest threat defeated, Red Wizard's spells quickly gnawed Relm into nonexistence, allowing the wizard to continue onward.

Red Wizard: 40
Relm Arrowny: 24