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Ryu vs Citan Uzuki (Hyuga Ricdeau)
SageAcrin It was a short battle. It should have been a long, fierce struggle, where everyone watched as Citan valiantly fought for his life against the fearsome dragon. But Citan was neither an idiot nor particularly fond of getting burnt, frozen, electrocuted, suffocated in shadows, purified in holy light, smashed by meteors, smashed by a giant dragon's energy wave, or anything like that. As the match started, he used the only method he had of losing with dignity, with style and with grace... He held a hand to the sky. A moment later, El Fenrir dropped into the arena. Ryu blinked a moment, then smiled. --- "...what do you mean, a tiny dragon just wrecked your Gear?" Fei asked, stunned. "I had neglected to check the several hundred pages of Ryu's options." Citan said with a sigh. "It seems this "Wildfire" form evades everything and counters it. After he stole my sword-and an arm-and started running around the arena with both like a giant pair of chewbones, I found that I would have more dignity just giving up, by that point." "You got your ass kicked by a little pygmy dragon? Haaaahahahaha-glmph." Bart cut off as Citan successfully stuffed Bart's own foot in his mouth. "Would you like me to let you meet Ryu? I'm sure it can easily be arranged." Citan added pleasantly. Bart simply shook his head. Then waited for Citan to leave to remove the foot. Ryu: 69 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
Ramirez vs Melfice
SageAcrin Two men. Two hearts, beating as one, engaged in a symphonic dance of love that only the young can truly find! As they skip through flowery fields, they discuss their lives, their future, their hopes and dreams, and soon, yes, soon, Deis...Deis.... --- "...Deis, wake up. You're missing the fight." Nina the First said, as she poked Deis. "Melfice is winning! Come on, you dragged me to this silly fight!" "Gnph. Happier asleep." Deis said, as she rolled over. "...oh, great, she just missed Melfice winning the match. I hope she likes her dreams, because she's going to regret missing that..." Nina said, sighing. Ramirez: 30 
Myria vs Evans
Monkeyfinger "Give it all you've got, son." The hydra called across the ring to her tentacled demonlord spawn. "Yea... this shall be a friendly bout, yet nonetheless one that shall be remembered throughout the ages." St. Evans replied. Before the match could get underway, however, Myria spotted a familiar face in the audience. A blue face. With mouse ears and whiskers. Myria's vision went red. This creature that attacked her a week ago looked friendly enough right now. It made sense. It didn't have anything personal against Myria. It had merely been summoned to fight her, and by a master it had violently severed its ties with. That didn't matter. No one knew the art of holding a grudge like Myria. If an entire race of dragons could learn that the hard way, so could some freakish merger of 3 vile beings. "What could the problem be? You seem... distracted." queried Evans before turning around to follow Myria's line of sight... "YOU." He glared evilly at Hello Rinarill, up in the bleachers. "Nyaa~~?" "I will rend the flesh from your bones; killing you is only a start..." Evans blasted through the barrier separating him from the audience, and made his way through shrieking, fleeing spectators toward his prey. (This action also got him disqualified via ringout, of course. Myria was declared the winner. Not that she noticed, as she was busy advancing in the same general direction as Evans.) ">_>?" There will be songs written about the beauty of the pain I shall SUUUFFFFEEEERRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!1" the demon lord shrieked as his Death spell washed harmlessly over the cute little being of godlike power, to be countered with the sort of beating one would expect from an auto-hasted, 100 ultima to stength, 100 triple to speed FF8 character. Myria gaped. It was still as powerful as ever. Then, she steeled herself up. "I will settle this with you." "Rinarill!!!" It skipped over playfully to Myria and hugged her. "GET OFF OF ME!... So. You enjoy crushing both myself and my progeny, and you think it's all play, do you? Well, if you want to play with me again, come back here to this arena in three days. I'll give you all the fun you could dream of..." Myria's worst nemesis since the line of blue-haired Ryus emitted a bubbly giggle, hugged the monstrous hydra again, and ran off. No more playing fair. "I can't beat that thng one on one, and no one else could. But I can get allies...." Myria dragged the broken body of Evans off with her to be patched up. They'd both get payback. Myria: 72 khaki_knight
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Lenneth Valkyrie vs Yuna
redmage007 Lenneth is tough, strong willed, intelligient, and a powerful fighter. Yuna is weak, niave, easily manipulated and has lousy taste in guys. WHy did I vote for Yuna then...? Anima is so freakin cheap. Lenneth Valkyrie: 52 Tide
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Lang vs Lilka Eleniak
Lurking Registered User Legend of Legaia characters are PC-slaughtering machines, as anyone who played in the arena knows. Lilika, sadly, is not a PC-slaughtering machine. She is, however, a PC. Lang: 43 Imperial
Arngrim vs Limstella
Tide Quick Comparison! Limstella was defeated by the three lords in her game. This included the quick sword fighter (Lyn), the big oaf (Hector) and a pansyboy on a horse (Eliwood). Arngrim is a big oaf like mercenary who carries a gigantic sword and beats spoiled brats and prissy nobles. Limstella is so screwed. Arngrim: 56 I just beat twilight princess
Lenus vs Laharl
Orson Carola Even though Lenus came into the match confidence breaming, she forgot two TINY little details, namely ones that would kill her match before she even started: 1. As compared to Disgaea's Empusa, Nekomata, and Jennifer, Lenus definently does NOT have a sexy body. 2. She thinks she has an advantage over the firy Laharl, but in her own game, fire IS weak to water......but the opposite holds true as well. Without realizing any of this, Lenus walks into the stadium, where the stubborn Overlord awaited. "Ahahahahahaha!! You think you can beat ME with your power? Don't make me laugh!" chimed in an incredibly overconfident Laharl. Lenus simply smirked and, as soon as the match started, began her physical...only for it to run into a Blazing Knuckle, knocking her back and setting Laharl up to take a hunk of her HP with the Meteor Impact. After the smash, Lenus, still bleeding and very much wounded, got back up, but when she looked over at where Laharl was standing, she saw nothing. However, the last things she heard were Laharl saying "Here I come!" and the sight of a giant wheel of flame coming out of the sky, heading right for her. She closed her eyes, and it all became black. Lenus: 33 
Princess Toadstool vs Ultros
legendaryflyingfailure Ultros has tentacles. Lots of them. Princess Toadstool has female body parts. Really it's only a matter of two things. How long the toture lasts and whether or not they can keep Zidane out of the ring. Princess Toadstool: 43 Lurking Registered User
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Popoi vs Clint Picard
SageAcrin Sometimes, a young sprite must fight the way he knows best. With magic, and with courage, and with hope. And with one special thing that no one but a Sprite can really know best. --- "MY GOD! GET THEM OFF ME!" Clint screamed. "...Say. Purim. How did Popoi manage to get the crabs inside Clint's armor and down his pants that fast?" Randi asked, curiously, as he watched Clint run around the arena shrieking. "I missed it. Too busy watching him set Clint's hair on fire and tangle him in vines so he could throw the rotten eggs." Purim said, somewhat loudly, in order to be heard over the shrieks and the Sprite's laughter. "...wow, I didn't even know you could do that with a lemon zester and lederhosen..." Purim added, ignoring some exceptionally loud shrieks. Randi shook his head. "Remind me not to get him angry." Popoi: 51 
Nicolas vs Arnaud G. Vasquez
Orson Carola "WHAT?!? I'm supposed to fight ANOTHER Suikoscrub?!?" Arnaud screamed while reading the match seedings. "Well, maybe this time I'll make things less embarrassing for Nicky." And with that, Arnaud make a call to the league match supervisors for a change in the match plans. On the day of the match, everyone was somewhat stunned to see not only Nicolas and Arnaud walking into the ring, but also Jude, Raquel, Yulie, Duke, Gau, and Elaine. You see, when Arnaud called for a change in match, he called for a 4 on 4, namely his own party vs Duke's 14th Unit. Eventually, Duke got lucky and took out Yulie, while Gau dispatched Jude. However, Raquel striked back, using Intrude and OHKOed Elaine, followed by a nearly lethal hit on Gau, who Arnaud finished. Soon after a while, all that was left was Arnaud and Nicolas. Arnaud was weakened greatly from the combat earlier, and, when Nicolas saw his opportunity calling, charged at Arnaud. Arnaud, with no stamina left to dodge, did the only thing that could win it for him: He hit Nicolas in the face with a Hi Blast really hard. MORAL OF THE STORY: Having a giant shield and axe is good way to get ahead in life, but it's hard to argue with a Hi-Blast to the face. Nicolas: 17 Ulysses_0
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Eiko Carol vs Viper
Tide Knowing the strain this match would have on him, Viper decided to bring in as many flags as he can. Afterall, if he can heal with the skill Flagbearer, he can surely do the same with other flags too. And thus was the folly of his plan. See, Viper forgot that he needed to set those flags as techniques in order to use them. So while he waved around a bunch of flags repeatedly like a total fool, Eiko eventually got her Mini spell to work. The result was not pretty as the flag proceeded to fall and crush the tiny Viper without trouble. Eiko Carol: 81 legendaryflyingfailure
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Lorelai vs Katt
Pyromania Katt isn't too bright. Well, she was at least bright enough to show up to the match on time, but actually win it? Unlikely. After smacking Lorelai once and getting hit with a bolt of Lightning that made her fur stand on end, Katt resorted to her "Eye for an Eye" mindset. And so she tried to cast BoltX, completely forgetting that she didn't have enough MP for it. Poor Katt was fried by the second lightning bolt sent her way. But in the end, everyone involved came out ahead. Lorelai got the money she needed to continue her investigating Sindair ruins, and Katt got to be comforted by Ryu in the DL infirmary. Okay, so Nina wasn't too happy. But its hard to please everyone in a love triangle without garnering the attention of the RPGDL decency enforcement squad. Lorelai: 46
Jet Enduro vs Porom
Dark Lord Magus Time for a bit of looking into the future, that's right, all the way to year 2000: WA3's Emo Supremo is given yet another reason to cry when a little girl beats him into pile of divinely-irradiated ash. Cry emo boy, cry. Jet Enduro: 48 Tide
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Innes vs Jacques
SageAcrin There was only one way this match could truly end. A fierce competition for the best. The most talented, the most competent. After all, both were archers. There was honor to be considered. There was only one thing to be done, then. --- "...When do you think one of them will manage to hit?" Marle said curiously, from her spot in the judge's box. "Probably never. What posessed them to fight at midnight with no lights, both blindfolded, with one hand tied behind their back, standing on one leg, with tapes of Farleen Sings The Greatest Hits running on headphones, until first blood?" Anastasia asked, shaking her head. "I gather it was a drunken bet Joker dared them into. Besides, it's 2 PM now. The midnight part doesn't really matter anymore." Rand shrugged, then yawned. "I just wish I could have gotten some sle-" Rand cut off, as Jacques, yawning mightily, successfully shot himself in the foot. "...does that count?" Rand asked curiously. "...actually, it does, yes." Marle said, reading over the terms of the fight. "...I've seen a few matches, but usually, when people lose by shooting themselves in the foot, it's metaphorical." Anastasia said, shaking her head. Innes: 44 Barubary
Karyl Sheeden vs Duessel
SageAcrin A strong, vital general. Defeated by a bard. Yes, as Karyl's notes crashed down on Duessel, as he played faster than Duessel could ride towards him, Duessel was cut down by sonic dischords. There was only one recourse left to him. Only one thing could satisfy his honor. --- Karyl yawned, and sat up. "Hey... This isn't my bed..." He added, glancing around curiously. And saw a zombie charging him. Without thinking, Karyl quickly grabbed his lute-mysteriously, it was laying next to him-and started up a rousing tune to defeat the undead fiend. The zombie ran faster. Karyl played faster. The zombie ran still faster. "What? Why isn't it...No!" Karyl said, desperately playing as the zombie very weakly slashed at him. Duessel looked on from a nearby hill, and smiled. "Ah, the uses of other worlds. An entertainer in my world can't even defeat a lowly zombie." He said, laughing softly. "He can make him get more turns, though. It's good to remind bards of what they are, sometimes. Failures." He finished, as he rode off. Karyl Sheeden: 35 
Milich Oppenheimer vs Opera Vectra
SageAcrin Milich Oppenheimer. Opera Vectra. Two people, who could cut across their differences to find the things they had in common. --- "What do you mean, Milich said Opera won where it really counted?" Juppo asked curiously. "Oh, evidently Opera's taste is simply divine!" Simone gushed happily. "She picked out the best outfit for him to wear, and she even managed to make him look just right in it, even with heels! Then she bought this incredible dress, and..." "...Never mind." Juppo said, backing away slowly. Opera denied any later comments on this, adamantly stating she had never seen Milich that day, and had first heard of the whole thing when Milich called in a forfeit. But she did come home in a new dress that day. Milich Oppenheimer: 27 jaymthegenius@yahoo.com
We Now Return You To Your Regular Programming... Hunter Sopko A wonderful lineup for the NanjoCorp this fall. Suiko-Scrubs appeals to over half the DL population, so it is the breakout hit of the season. With the amount of dead people in the DL, Dead Like Us also gets a pretty strong following, while the kids and mascots tune into Miss Raquel's Neighborhood. Ramza 1/2 kind of flops, though. However, the lineup is completed with the mid-season smash "Unquestionably Spies", starring Nash Latjke, Citan Uzuki and Gawn "Trump Card" Browdia. Total success: 26 Fairly successful: 21 Middling: 19 Poor showing: 8 Total failure: 11 Browbeat
Megarockman XZX Dash and Chase Legends 17 Silverlocke980 Ah! An action game, finally arrived at the land of taking turns and massive, world-destroying summons that can't kill three people? What light, what beauty! So, as one of that rare, upper-class sort of gamer who plays the best of everything and scans it all with a critical eye born of years sitting in the darkness and staring at a TV screen while eating potato chips, I bring to you THE TRUTHS OF MEGAMAN. We all, of course, know the TRUTHS OF FINAL FANTASY, especially where Cecil is concerned. But not all of you may be familiar with the series starring the Blue Bomber, who despite his name does not destroy buildings with innocent civilians inside for terrorist purposes. (Note that I did not say he didn't destroy *buildings*...) THE TRUTHS OF MEGAMAN 1. THE FIRST BOSS YOU FACE KICKS YOUR ASS. And this is why, when meeting Lenny Kuwanger at the end of his giant tower (whose interior was, bizarrely, designed to look like a cave), MegaCecil was immediately slaughtered by a lot of homing khanjars while Lenny Kuwanger warped around and had weird chuckles about S&M broads. 2. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHY CERTAIN ENEMIES ARE WEAK TO CERTAIN SHOTS. This is why, after beating Tony Ostrich and gaining his Crazy Man Run, MegaCecil used it against ShadeMidboss- who, it turns out, has a vast fear of being run over by giant mecsh and promptly suicided, giving MegaCecil an absolute- and absolutely confusing- victory. 3. YOUR PARTNER IS COOLER, BETTER, AND FAR STRONGER THAN YOU. And that, ladies and gentleman, is why, after beating his way through eight Robotic Midbosses, he found Zerolgamesh standing over SigMagus and Dr. Blight's ripped up bodies, all eight lightsabers thrumming as he struck an awesome pose with his red cape and yellow hair flapping in the wind. (MegaCecil promptly killed him with the Twin Tentacle he won from GeminiUltros- surprising how your own cameraman can find a way to kill you from beyond the grave.) If it's any consolation to MegaCecil, though, the danger posed by the maniacal Dr. Chisato has promise for a sequel! Beware GutSephiroth, Cut Arty, Strago Mageman, and the most dangerous foe of all... Yuna Vile! MegaCecil: 13 Dr. Blight: 10 SigMagus: 9 BluesTwo: 15 Zerolgamesh: 33 Lurking Registered User
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