Season 14, Week 3
Edgar Roni Figaro
(Final Fantasy VI)
 
Unlike his fellow brash, horny prince, Edgar Roni Figaro has just about every advantage possible over Rubicant. His fire-nulling Red Jacket forces the Fiend of Fire to resort to his physical - and with the Blizzard Sword, he easily matches Rubicant for damage. He may not even need the assistance of his powerful tools to take down this fiend. Rubicant may have fried a prince before, but that doesn't mean it's going to happen again.

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The fiend of fire is a stranger neither to brash royals nor to slapping them down. Scorching Edge is all in a day's work for the highest of the elemental fiends, and it will prove no different for Edgar. While the King of Figaro has many powerful and varied tools to assist him, not a one can trump the dreaded Scorching tornado. It's a simple matter of enduring whatever mechanical tricks Edgar can throw at him while burning the blond king to the bone.


Dunefar
EXCLUSIVE!

KING EDGAR ADMITTED TO SOUTH FIGAROANIN HOSPTIAL BURN WARD!

(South Figaro, AP) The reigning monarch of Figaro was admitted yesterday to the Esper of Mercy Hospital, suffering from full body burns. Hospital spokesmen confirmed that he is undergoing 'extreme surgery to remove melted Aura Lance shards from his nether regions'.

The cause of this incident is reported to be a byproduct of the young king's dallances in arena battling. Said bystander Terra Branford, "I couldn't have burned him better myself," his ex girlfriend reported.

Edgar Roni Figaro: 31
Rubicant: 36

Dark Lord Magus
Now let's see here..in one corner, we have Edgar, master of tools and Sovereign Lord of Figaro. On the other side we have Rubicant, noble Fiend of Fire. Both noblemen in their own right, they decided to solve their differences in a far more civilized way, a game of chess. Unfortunately for him, Rubicant has a lot more honour than Edgar, who has no problems cheating here. A few -misplaced- pieces later, and Rubicant is disgraced.