Season 59, Week 2
Elvis
(Wild ARMs 5)
 
Battling off against a scum bag like Naesala, the one man standing in his way is the only Elvis, a masterful professor and a damn good fatherly figure for a girl with a backpack! Well, OK, maybe that isn't quite the legendary match up the audience had desired, but this is the DL. Since when do they actually get those? Anyway, a few hard punches, some magic on the side to avoid counters, and even the speedy king of Kilvas won't stand a chance against this sentinel! Not exactly the most orthodox of victories, but it will be classy, the audience can be assured of that!

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Facing off against the King of Rock and Roll is a unique challenge, but one that the great Crow God is up to. Fast and furious, Naesala is more than ready to show the fallen King that he's way out of his league. Faster than anything in existence, Naesala can easily weave through the toughest hail of guitar solos and strike during interludes without risk of being hurt. No amount of Heartbreak Hotel or Hound Dog will stop the pecking of the mightiest crow to fly the unfriendly skies, and with a few terrifying Tears, Naesala will make mincemeat out of the fat drug-addict.



Elvis: 10
Naesala: 9