Season 56, Week 3
Gilbert
(Shadow Hearts: From the New World)
 
The world's greatest scientist/comedian and sexiest man alive is ready to compete in rough, hot combat once again. While Gilbert isn't one to harm such a lovely face all hell-bent, one can't expect him to merely give in. And so, Cecilia is about to get one hell of a fight - with a couple double-cast of sanity sucking attacks, Gilbert will drive the girl who hears the guardians of Filgaia so mad that she'll be seeing them too! And once her sanity's been dropped, her parasol's dropping too, and once that's gone, Gilbert can lay on the malefic magics that he commands. Really, it's all in the bag for the sexy comedian/scientist - a little bit of a mind-trick goes a long way, and Gilbert's going to prove that his mind his the trickiest of all.

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Cecilia Lynn Adelhyde is a woman of many tricks. She has spells ranging the gamut from healing to auto-resurrection and status immunity, and that's not even counting the magic immunity granted by her incredible umbrellas. With such an array of options at her disposal, Cecilia is fit to take on even the hardiest Godlike bosses. The ugly-faced and ugly-hearted Gilbert is, unfortunately for him, not amongst Godlike's hardiest bosses. So it is just a matter of deciding the method that she will grind him to dust with. Haste up to unbelievable levels of speed and heal? Abuse auto-life to come back no matter what he tries? Boost her defenses to obscene levels so he can not even hurt her? Whatever route she chooses, this ugly old man is going down.


Monkeyfinger
"Your little trick with the parasol was a cute way to stop Tir, but the concentrated power of Malice will eat right through it." Gilbert began to tremble. "Try and block THIS!" He knocked Cecilia on her back with Deep Grudge, then brought a Malice Dirge right down on her face.

Cecilia gingerly got up, clutching a necronomicon in the hand which normally holds the holy parasol. "I'm pretty... tough against that kind of attack without the parasol, you know", she said to a stunned Gilbert.

She hasted herself. She healed herself before the exhausted Gilbert could act again. Gilbert, having spent his killer combo and being too worn out to do it again, was unable to do anything that Cecilia couldn't simply heal off. In the longest, most painful fight of his life, he eventually fell.

Killer, deep in his cups, silently watched the torturous beatdown to the end from a bar inside the arena complex. As the gelatinous remains of Gilbert were sucked out of the arena, he quitely muttered to himself. "Glad she never showed up to fight me."

Gilbert: 17
Cecilia Lyne Adelhyde: 19