Season 31, Week 2
Lede
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
Having earned a fitting and much-deserved upgrade after her championship in Season XXX, Lede now intends to prove this division is where she belongs! And what better way to start than by slicing and dicing the weak link of the Breath of Fire final boss family? Evans may be quite the poet, and he may know how to take a beating, but when it comes to actually killing things, it's clear he wouldn't have lasted ten seconds in Assassination 101. A flurry of solid hits from her swords will put the demon down, and Lede has the agility to ensure she gets the time she needs for the kill. Final Fantasy Tactics has a new Godlike, and Lede isn't about to disappoint in her debut!

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There once was a woman named Lede / With Stop Bracelet (not made of beads) / But she made a big mess / When Evans trampled her dress / And ripped her apart like a weed. || With Evans' vicious Bonelzr / And powerful physical tazer / Lede couldn't even last / against Evans' blasts / with many attacks certain to faze 'er. || Then there was the powerful Coldbreath! / And Evans' magical little Death! / It is Lede's fate / To fall, on this date / And on her grave there shall be no wreath. || Yes, this is a sad little tale / of a Godlike, a demon so pale / But hey, what can she do / When Deathevans freezes her blue / And decides to send the pieces home by mail!


Namagomi
Lede, as utterly devastating as she is to PCs with ITE never-fail death, simply can't slug it out with a high-end boss. Despite her speed and attack power, Evans is still a BoF final boss, and Lede is still frail.

...An Evans vs. Myria fight would be too hilarious to pass up anyway.

Lede: 31
Evans: 54

Barubary
Our god Evans has descended into the arena and his first oppenent is a PC a shame a shame... She won't survive a single death, A pith a terrible shame no bother. In evans name the tournament is won only the goddess myria remains to challenge our god... Truly an epic struggle awaits... Lede you don't belong in Godlike go back from whence you came