Season 30, Week 4
Guv
(Dragon Quest 8)
 
Call Team. There's no need to say anything more...not that Guv's the talkative type in any caseWhat, you want to hear more? Heh, heh, heh. The smashing power of Guv's monsters has been proven time and time again in his short duelling career, with his brutal victories over a pair of snake themed ladies. Much like every other time spoken words are required, Guv lets his - and his minions' actions do the talking. Whatever he chooses for his duel to the death with Yuri, it'll be enough. A theme team of robots? A mish-mash of various monsters gathered from the far corners of the world? It doesn't matter. Yuri's limited resources and even more limited sanity means that waiting out his pathetic assault's as easy as destroying Rhapthorne. Bring on your so-called Godslayer powers. The lord of all evil can't slow down Guv, and next to that, Yuri's just a sad little sideshow with good hair.

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Yuri hasn't had the best of luck so far - consistently drawing some of the most evil opponents (figuratively and literally) for a hero to fight in every appearance he's made in Godlike. But finally, it seems like he's gotten a break. He's toasted every opponent so far, and now Yuri's left with only filler to finish off before claiming a championship. Not even this silent summoner will stand as more than a minor speed bump on Yuri's road to victory. While a pack of arena monsters would faze many heroes, The power of the Dark Seraphim is more than a match for a whole army of monsters. Once fused, For Everyone will keep Yuri healthy, and the divine power of For the Child will take all of them out in an instant. Once the army of monsters is down for the count, a few beatdowns from Yuri's Chimera Claws will render the Trodain soldier able to speak - granted, with a vocabulary limited to "ARGH!"


SageAcrin
Poor Guv.

Historically, he has needed to rely on the help of his monster friends to win, in the Duelling League. It isn't always required, naturally, but by and large, it greatly helps him.

Unfortunately, there is a major problem with the Duelling League, if you rely too much on monsters...

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"So, are you going to call out your meatshields, or what?" Yuri said, cracking his knuckles.

Guv was confused.

He'd whistled.

He'd pointed at Yuri.

He'd jumped back, even.

Where was his monster team?

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"Woo! Man, this place rocks!" Talos said, as he watched two Nidorans chug it out in a drinking contest, as he leaned back on a boulder.

"What's that annoying whistle?" Blastoise said, in a manner that could only be herd as "Bla bla toise toise bla?" to non-monsters.

"Beats me." He said, shrugging.

"It's...probably...ow." Brickman cut off his slow speech as Talos nudged him in the chest.

"We don't know." Talos said, nodding, as he relaxed back against the boulder.

That's right.

Guv's problem is that inheirently, wild monsters on the world of the Duelling League are wild in more ways than one.

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"And so-a, Guv has-a proven that he truly cannot compete with me, raggazos!" Morrie said from his judges box, as Yuri laid out Guv with one swift punch to the jaw. "His spirit, his link with his monsters, has nothing on me! Yes, he may be able to find-a superior monsters, and have-a the true passion! But he will never defeat me at spirit! At his link with his monstrous companions!" He said, satisfied.

"Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to cook dinner for my Slimes." He added with a smile, as he left the judges box.

The other three judges, a Liquid Metal Slime, a Cureslime, and a Hell Gladiator, happily followed.

Guv: 33
Yuri Volte Hyuga: 56

Xan
Hahaha, Yuri, vs a character who will make him waste ALL his MP? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS HARDLY FAIR!