Season 30, Week 3
Guv
(Dragon Quest 8)
 
In a Season dominated by perversion and fanservice, one might say the simple-but-charming Guv is a little out of place. He’s a quiet, dreadfully chivalrous lad, so beating up on a lady like Deis must have been tough on him. This week might be a little easier, because while Royce is a beautiful woman, she is also obviously evil and uncaring. So Guv won't be so reluctant to use Call Team here, and while Royce might be able to outlast his monster army, Dragon Soul and healing magic will ensure that he’s staying around for the long haul - longer than a weakened Royce, that’s for sure.

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Royce put away her last opponent hoping for the chance to cement her status as the DL’s top snake-lady. Unfortunately Deis was defeated by Guv, so she’ll have to accept the honor of thrashing him instead. Since she's got the HP and defenses to tank his Call Team without a hitch, the offense to have some fun obliterating his monsters while she’s at it and the vicious Flame Bird to end the match the second Guv's monsters leave, this won’t be much of a fight. Royce’s fortune speaks of great things for her this season, while a certain silent protagonist’s future is looking decidedly bleak.


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"Vow of silence. Possibly my best idea ever, after beating up Zidane." Edge's cackling laugher could have doubled nicely for a Lezard laugh. "Too bad that Guv couldn't pick up Royce. I wouldn't want to be stuck with a horseface like Medea. Still, a win's a win. Now to go watch the carnage in Yuri's match."

Guv: 49
Royce: 37