Season 28, Week 3
Red
(SaGa Frontier)
 
Destroying a God? Pfsh. Red's just starting to lay down the law here. While using his superhero form's almost always enough to crush even the toughest of foes, he'll be using a different tactic against the loserly Qu. Red's accurate status, be it from his fists or sword, strike at Quina's horrible spirit and status resistance. Be it ID or stun, it'll prevent Quina from even getting a turn... giving Red enough time to turn into Alkaiser, and destroying him with the power of a hero. Of course, if this lesser fighter does get a turn, it is completely and utterly worthless against the might of Alkaiser. Status is worthless against the naturally immune Alkaiser, and even the fearsome Frog Drop can't do much besides dent Red. Re-Al-Phoneix makes sure Quina won't do much besides whimper against the power of a true hero, and curl up in a corner and die, to be forgotten with the rest of those unlucky enough to fight such a deadly warrior.

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Having dined upon Ninja-Girl Noodles, Quina is now hungry for some Superhero Soufflé. Just like last week, this will be an easily prepared meal. Red has a very potent set of abilities, but every single one of them is physical - and Quina is immune to physical attacks after one use of Vanish. Even a superhero is easy prey when he has no way of harming you, especially when you can drop defense ignoring frogs right on top of his head. Red's only hope is to stop Quina from seeing the one turn he/she/it needs, which won't be happening with the poor status rates on Red's martial arts skills. Quina's meal is all but a sure thing this week... he might as well be cooked and stuffed with an apple in his mouth! The only question is if Red will appreciate the bizarre situation of being devoured by Quina's invisible tongue - and if the DL Decency Enforcement Squad can figure out whether or not that actually qualifies as cannibalism.


SageAcrin
A superhero.

A... thing with a tounge the length of your average phone cord, an insatiable appitite, and a ridiculous personality.

And so, a new superhero team was born!

Naturally, Red, being the founder of the team, wins the match. Only the most horrible of teammates betray their leader, and Qui-erm, The Bottomless Pit is certainly not that faithless!

Also, the team mascot never actually attacks the leader. Or just about anyone, really.

Gordon was unavailable for comment. He was laughing far too hard.

The Prism Rangers and the Axems had some choice words, though, about such a motley and ridiculous group. After all, no one invited them to join.

Red: 43
Quina Quen: 38