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A little tongue action never hurt anyone…well, that is, until Quina got into the Arena. So whatever poor souls have to fight against this creature of weirdness better watch their backs, or he/she might devour them! And the first victim of his/her unquenchable hunger is…Kasumi. Her puny ninja powers will fail against Quina’s Mighty Guard and White Wind, and she’d better watch her back if she wants to survive the power of a giant fork being crammed into her face. The little ninja can do all the dodging in the world, but it’s not going to help against the mighty force of a frog-chasing freak with an enormous fork and the desire to kick some ass. |
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Kasumi, the ninja girl turned general with the absurd speed and the mighty Shrike rune, is gracing Heavy with her stealthy presence this season. Her first foe is a…well, no one knows what Quina really is, but that won't stop this mighty shinobi from shredding him...it in the arena. With speed that would make the likes of Myria and Rika hang their heads in shame, not to mention unlimited uses of her powerful Shrike Rune, Kasumi's got this match well in hand. After the frog-loving thing has been destroyed, Kasumi can continue on the path to a Heavy championship. She has her sights set high after all, and Tir won’t take just any girl… |
SageAcrin Have you ever seen desperate perverts? ...Okay, you see them everywhere in the Duelling League, that's a bad question. But have you ever seen truly desperate perverts? It turns out that this match classed as "close enough" to enough of them to two women in a fight. Worse, no one ever saw quite that level of stupidity coming. Well, Sten had the idea. Well, Sten had never seen Quina and heard someone refer to Quina as s/he and thought they had just said she. And so, Quina and Kasumi ended up largely unclothed for all to see! The resulting death toll was 54, six of which were from heart attacks and 48 from the riot as people fled the stadium. Mercifully, Sten was the first to die. It turned out to be the Front Mission series tour of the Duelling League(Many of whom opted to simply watch from their Wanzers.), and a masive volley of exceptionally accurate missiles quickly dispatched Sten and all those around him. Needless to say, Kasumi took one look at Quina, triple-took at herself, and fled the arena crying and shrieking. She's in therapy now, and the wishes and prayers of a couple hundred Suikoden characters go with her, that she may some day stop chanting "Oh god the tounge, oh god the tounge, KEEP IT AWAY!" in an incredibly paniced voice. Overall, surprisingly calm and low damage as matches go, considering. All they've found is Sten's tail, though. And the hell of it is? There's still no one sure what to call Quina. Quina Quen: 57 |
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