I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for this season: Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! What a wonderful time of year. Snowflakes all around... It's freezing outside and you can't go 3 feet without stepping in slush. The holidays are almost upon us... You get to spend a week trapped with people you despise and stress out over having to make the holiday perfect. And you get presents! Ugly sweaters, electronic crap that breaks in 3 days and they don't have the receipt, and fruitcake. Well aren't you grumpy! I have to spend another night with you losers, I think I'm entitled. Business Strategy 101: Don't call the person who writes your paycheck a 'loser'. Paycheck? Not now, Odin. Don't worry. I'm sure Chisato will get in the spirit sooner or later. As soon as she finds the spirit in a bottle of liqour. Don't push me, skull. So can we get this show on the road or what? Sure, whatever. Welcome to week 3, dear readers! As usual the Behind the Scenes crew is here and ready to tear your favorite duellers a new one before they head to the arena! As usual, we start off with our Godlike guests this week, Fou-Lu and Marino! Thee thy thy thou! Oh, I can tell this is gonna be fun. So, Fou-Lu... Verily, thou art thy thee thee forsooth, thee. I hate my life. Well, since he seems to be out of commission, I'll just point out my Infinite Turn power and call it a day. Hark! Thou hast thee thy verily pantaloons! Cool story, bro! I think I'll be leaving now. Just...get out. Remember: Infinite Turns! She's going down like Odin on Mop Is Tongue Day. Definitely. Boo! ... Oh look. A ghost. How scary. Awww. I've seen Kefka without makeup, missy. You're going to have to do better than that. Eww! Okay so we can talk about the match or what? ... Right, right. So, uh, how's being immune to physicals working out for you? Great! It's like I don't even have to do anything but just sit around! Well, sucks for you that Maya's got plenty of magical attacks. Oh, I'm sure I can still win. Riiight. I have plenty of high damage moves, meanie! Your face is plenty damaging! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ............................ Eh, I'm sure she'll stop crying. ... Scram, we're done here. Props to Morte for the high quality burn. Why thank you, Chief. Anyway, I believe that brings us up to Middle... It's about time you got to ME! Hi there, Behind the Scene fans! I know you want more Seifer, so here I am! I hope you'll ignore those other losers who aren't me. Don't worry, Nate, I won't charge you royalites for your high ratings! Hahahah! Hate....so...much... So who's the wuss I have to fight this time? ... What? This little punk? What a joke! I'm the best around, and this is what they give me? Well, all the better for my fans to get a glimpse of how I fight. ... This...who chooses these people anyway? I don't know, but I like him! Ugh. Can we get him out of here? Yeah, I suppose. Get lost, Seifer! Hey, don't be so hasty! I haven't told you about my awesome physical strikes, or high HP, or winning smile! What's this mute guy got? Nothing! ... Oh, what, you want an autograph? Well since I'm going to beat your head I suppo-OW! NOT THE FACE! GET HIM OFF! I WANT MY MOMMY! He's got a sword, apparently. And a good sense of timing. ... Thanks. You can go now. Whew! Finally. I have an annoying voice! Will it never end? I'm some sort of cat thing! Just...just stop talking. Quick, jingle your car keys! Ooh, shiny! Okay, now what can you do? ...stuff. ...get out. ...okay. Ugh. People sometimes. Well, I for one feel invigorated! The spirt of the holidays is in the air, and it's time to focus on what's really important: Family and Friends! ...really? No, I hate you all. See you for Week 5, readers!