I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 52: Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! So will we be seeing those...people....again? Probably not for the next 3 weeks. Thankfully. Compared to the regular bunch of apes I have to work with, they weren't so bad. They're all nuts. But in a shrieking Japanese alcoholic nonsense sort of way. Well, no matter what your opinion of them, I think we can all agree that the video game series they came from is an abomination upon this earth and that anyone who plays it is a terrible, cursed person, forced to walk the earth in eternal suffering. And they're really fat too. Well said, Odin! I disagree. I don't think you could even classify them as 'people'. Hmm. An interesting point. We'll discuss it after the show. Speaking of which... I just hate them so much! Especially that one. You there, with the stupid hat. Abominations aside, welcome to Week 2 of Behind the Scenes! We've already done away with one round of eliminations, and this week's will prove to be just as exciting. Proceding in the usual order, we have with us right now Citan and Zog! I'm speedy and can heal! I'm slow but can take a lot of damage! Thank you, Citan and Zog. Any questions? Doesn't there need to be at least two paragraphs worth of pithy insults? Why would I insult Zog? I'm insufferably polite. I...I just wanted to be liked. Was that so hard to say? You're right. I just need to be more affirmative. This is a whole new day for me! He's really a sweet guy, once you get to know him. Right, and I assume the whole massive slaughter of dragon tribes thing was just a phase he was going through, right? Well as a matter of fact... Why are we wasting time with the guy who tolerates Fei for more than 5 minutes? //FF%_Gilgamesh~/ You're right. Let's move on. Hey! You're not the person who says when to move on! I will say when it's time to move on! And now it's time to move on. Say hi to Angelo and Yuber! Tch. Maggots. About damn time I got back in. Well, don't just sit there, let's have it. Buff up, keep healed, wear him down with magic or physicals. And so on and so forth. I don't have to heal, since you'll never hit me. And I'll cut you to shreds in no time. You can't kill me in one shot, and I can heal until the cows come home. Wait until I get a crit. Wait until I kick your ass and you run off like the total pany you are. Shut up, maggot! Your pathetic human existence can't compare to HEY LOOK IT'S GEDDOE AND HE LOOKS PISSED oh god SUPER RUNNING SKILLS GOOOOOOO Always a pleasure, Angelo. You know it. See you around, fellas. We're on a roll, readers! Let's keep up the pace with Blastoise and Slade! Rat vs. Turtle: Whoever wins, nobody will know because they won't be watching. Hey! I have lots of fans. Dude, not only are you facing the least interesting of the pokemon starters, like 3 people have played your game. Nonsense! The Genesis is still a perfectly legimate console...stop laughing! Oh you are just adorable! Luckily for you there's still emulation. But emulation is highly frowned upon by game companies! HIGHLY FROWNED UPON! Oh god make him stop the laughing hurts Well, that was entertaining. But let's continue before Nate ruptures something. I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Love this job sometimes. Okay, stop freaking him out and say something else, Skelly. I'm a CC character. What do you want from me? I'LL LICK YOUR FACE! I can't stop peeing myself. I knew I shouldn't have ordered the extra lard. Oh, gross. More overtime for me! Like hell! Get him out of here, now! You heard the boss. Out! Well, that was fun. Now to hand out balloons to children in the psych ward. Wow. That is just...wow. Let's just go grab a drink and forget all about what just happened. That...is a great idea. Um...This is the Behind the Scenes crew, ready to drink the creepiness away. See you net week!