Season 31, Week 3
Lorelai
(Suikoden Series)
 
Catchphrase spewing idiots are the antithesis of all that is just and right in the world. It's only fair that Lorelai ended Yangus's season before it began. Now that she's done the entire Duelling League a favor and kicked some much needed ass, she focuses on shredding Katt. An annoying stereotypical catgirl? Oh, wonderful. If there's anything that needs to be fried by a well placed Soaring Bolt, it's her. Thankfully, the veteran Suikoden fighter-mage is well equipped for this. With a Lightning Rune and chain mail armor, she has both the required offense and defense to shut down Katt once and for all. It'll be fried kitty cat this week, and Lorelai's ready to serve up a rather large portion of pain to the Woren girl.

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Once again, every furry’s delight Katt is entering the arena to prove her feline prowess. One middle has already fallen, and she’s looking to scratch out another, but this week's competition looks rather weak... Well, she can always sharpen her claws on Lorelai. Sure, the Sindar seeker may have impressive Lightning damage, but with her high speed and elemental protection, Katt should still be able to take out her opponent with a few well placed swipes, especially if she chooses to shamanize herself for the match and acquire even more brutal offense and speed, and one of her high-damage fire spells can accent her damage even further! None can stand in the way of Her Royal Majesty, Queen of no Pants.


Pyromania
Katt isn't too bright.

Well, she was at least bright enough to show up to the match on time, but actually win it? Unlikely. After smacking Lorelai once and getting hit with a bolt of Lightning that made her fur stand on end, Katt resorted to her "Eye for an Eye" mindset.

And so she tried to cast BoltX, completely forgetting that she didn't have enough MP for it. Poor Katt was fried by the second lightning bolt sent her way.

But in the end, everyone involved came out ahead. Lorelai got the money she needed to continue her investigating Sindair ruins, and Katt got to be comforted by Ryu in the DL infirmary.

Okay, so Nina wasn't too happy. But its hard to please everyone in a love triangle without garnering the attention of the RPGDL decency enforcement squad.

Lorelai: 46
Katt: 39