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Jessica Philomele (Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis) |
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Her alchemy skills questionable, her bag’s contents inconceivable, and her motivations less than noble, Jessica is quite the bundle of trouble. Whether she’s accidentally blowing her homework around or conducting a pill to magnify toothaches, disaster is sure to follow wherever she goes. Unfortunately for Heath, that disaster is likely to fall on his head. Sky Present should drop off all manner of magical items, from bedpans to tuna, on his resistance-deficient head. All the while, Jessica will keep herself healed with her timed cards, giving her a nice and restful win. Provided nothing...unexpected happens. |
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Heath's line of work is taming obnoxious, temperamental, smelly creatures, so he has never been more in his element in the arena than he is this week. For this week's braining, he will bring the Fire Emblem multiverse's most potent counter to characters like Jessica: Killer weapons. Her only outstanding feature, timed card healing gimmickry, won't help much against a critical strike that brings her from fully healthy to fully dead in one skewer. Heath, having the first strike and a killer critical rate, won't have to endure much punishment before landing one of those terrifying stabs. |
Pyro As a rule of thumb in RPGs, noble knights are most certainly not allowed to attack pretty pink-haired princesses. Heath may not exactly be a noble knight, but he is close enough and the Rules are crystal clear on the matter. Fortunately for him, Jess isn't a princess. Unfortunately for him, she is a pathological pyromaniac who carries an almost limitless supply of explosive materials on her person. When Heath finally landed the critical hit he needed to off the frail little pyro, he just happened to nick the wrong spot while Jess' bag was open. Heath was declared the winner, but only after being revived from massive splattery death (along with half the arena attendees). To show that she held no grudge against him, Jessica whipped up some medicine for his Wyvern to help get over the ressurection-sickness that they often get. The giant dragon Leventhan's rampage through the DL was brutal and devastating. Jessica has been banned from ever making medicine for non-humans again. She has also been declared a natural disaster. Jessica Philomele: 23 |
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