Season 55, Week 3
Relm Arrowny
(Final Fantasy VI)
 
Is it really too much for Relm to ask to get a decent model to paint? First, it was Rebecca, who had questionable clothing and even more questionable hair along with a nasty attitude. Now Colette, with her insane ditziness and even less fashionable attire. If little Relm's going to be painting other girls instead of fuzzy animals or cute boys, she'd at least like one with a bit of elegance. Oh well, she can live with it, especially since she gets to take out her frustrations on her woefully inadequate model with a knife. Despite the name, the Man Eater works just fine against girls too, and on everything from moogles to yetis as well, so Colette can't count on her weird angel plot powers to get her out of a well deserved beating at the hands of the most magical artist around. Maybe repeated pummelings will earn her an appropriate model this time!

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As a true Chosen, one must be dedicated to truth and justice. Having felled the foul Dominia, the defender of light shines forward for further victory in a division truly unbefitting of her stature. Armed with the knowledge and power of all who came before her, the young child challenging her doesn't stand a chance. While Colette isn't typically one to harm children, Relm's not the typical harmless child - her artistic powers are pretty fantastic. However, all of this pales before the might of the Chosen. Colette's deadly chakrams are more than enough to handle the frail little girl - a single strike should be all she needs. Even sketching Colette won't help too much - what's the painting going to do, fall over? A blinding blast of Judgment will prevent Relm from getting a good look at her opponent, assuring victory for the Chosen.


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Colette wins this one to due to comedic pratfall.

Relm Arrowny: 19
Colette Brunel: 26