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Hah! Such a fool! Chaz dares attempt the unthinkable? The impossible? The NERVE! How dare this lowly magician even attempt to stop the might of the Barows family! How dare anyone!? This match is a waste of time and energy for the mighty Euram Barows. Chaz is a paltry magician with a few tricks up his sleeves, whereas Euram is a handsome - as well as incredibly strong and wise - master swordsman. There is absolutely no chance that Euram will lose here, especially not to someone like Chaz. A few deft, devastating sword strikes to Chaz and the little magic-flinging goon will fall, just as every opponent has so far, to the might of Euram Barows!! |
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Has it really been that long since the Shining Force magus Chaz has fought in the arena? This Charlemange look-alike, while lacking the might of the Frankish army, still packs destructive magicks that dominate all the other members of the Shining Force. To an accomplished sorcerer who saved the people of Yeel from the Devil Army, trouncing scum like Euram should be cake. The puny, frail, pathetic Euram is worthless even by the standards of Light, so a good Bolt 4 to the face should shock some sense into the senseless bastard. That's all there is to it - a quick spell, then off to plotting the conquest of Europe. And maybe a Light belt in the way. |
SnowFire The vile fiend Chaz stood atop the pile of his fallen foes, laughing and twirling his mustache. "Bwahahaha! The mightiest heroes in the land have proved POWERLESS against me! Now, NOTHING can stop my march to subjugate the land under my fiendish rule!" But then a knight in stylish threads then dramatically appeared! "Hah! You speak wrongly, knave, for you have forgotten one thing - the might and charisma of Euram Barows! Zegai, get him!" But the cunning Chaz was not to be taken down so easily! "But WAIT! It would be unsporting for me to have to face ALL your VAST array of adoring admirers! Would not a DUEL be more appropriate?!" "I was being merciful by sparing you of my incredible talents! But so be it! Face my fury - Infinity Justice Slash!" In a smooth and beautiful motion, Euram perfectly performed the ultimate art of Barows-school fencing! But Chaz was ready and used his evil magic to protect himself! "Hahahaha, Euram, there is no chance for you any more than these other FOOLS! I expected MORE from you - now taste my DarkEternalCurseTrainSpear!" Oh no! Everyone's hero Euram had been struck by the magic, weakened, and cursed! WAS IT STILL POSSIBLE FOR EURAM TO COME BACK AND SAVE THE DAY???????????????!!!!!!!! --------- "So... what happens next, uncle Euram?" Marlene asked. Melville, Relm, and Eiko also waited expectantly. "All right kids, visiting hours are up. You can come back tomorrow." As the kids shuffled out of the ward, Dr. Murad added "And really, please don't exert yourself too much there, Euram. It's going to take awhile to recover from this one. It's time for your next treatment..." Euram Barows: 23 Nephrite
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