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"Ugh. What IS that thing, anyway? Just who does Evil Gaia think it's fooling? So tepid. So passe. So UGLY. The amorphous eldritch horror look is just SO done, darling dearest. Please remove your blighted countenance from sight, it does me, a FASHION DIVA beyond what your puny mind can comprehend, ill to look upon such fantastically poor taste. Do come back when you've acquired an atom of fashion sense, dear, and PERHAPS I'd be willing to share with you a droplet of my secrets. ...What? I, the astounding Josephine, must fight this absolutely HIDEOUS wretch? Well, a FASHION DIVA does what she must to bring TRUE style to the unwashed masses, and if battering down one of the DL's most notorious laughingstocks with an umbrella is the way to reach a new audience, then I am definitely prepared to give Evil Gaia the EXTREME MAKEOVER of a lifetime - and the rest of the DL, starting from Light and working my way UP!" |
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TREMBLE AND DESPAIR PUNY MORTALS! THE DARKNESS OF EVIL GAIA HAS ONCE AGAIN RETURNED TO THE RPGDL, AND WOE TO THOSE WHO STAND IN ITS WAY! THIS JOSEPHINE PERSON IS ARMED WITH A PATHETIC RUNE THAT EVEN THE LOWEST OF SUIKODEN SCRUBS MOCK, AND AS SUCH CANNOT EVEN BREAK EVIL GAIA'S DEFENSES! THIS POOR FOOLISH WOMAN DOES NOT EVEN HAVE ANY DEFENSE AGAINST THE MIGHTY GAIA GOD'S BURN!, HOWL!, POIZN!, COLD! AND FREEZE! SPELLS! CONSIDERING THE EXTREME AGILITY OF THE GAIA BEAST, A QUICK DEBILITATION OF JOSEPHINE'S STRENGTH WITH POIZN! AND COLD! WILL LEAVE HER OPEN TO A HARSH BURNING! AND HOWLING!, THE LIKES OF WHICH LIGHT HAS NOT SEEN BEFORE! DARKNESS SHALL REIGN ONCE MORE, AND EVIL GAIA WILL BE STANDING AT THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN OF CHAOS MADE FROM THE BONES OF HIS ENEMIES! |
Meeplelard There is one important message that can be learned from this fight: Beauty and Power have absolutly no correllation at all, despite Flea's philosophy on life and how many bishies there are in Godlike. Josephine: 23 |
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