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DARKNESS FROM THE GRANDIA UNIVERSE CONTINUES TO USHER FORTH A NEW ERA OF DESTRUCTION AND DEATH IN THE WAKE OF ALL THE PATHETIC FOOLS THAT DARE OPPOSE IT! THE FAT AND PUNY LORD GORUDO HAS FALLEN, AN ILLUSTRATION OF THE FATE THAT AWAITS ALL WHO OPPOSE EVIL GAIA'S REIGN OF TERROR. THIS PATHETIC NEW FOE IS WEAKER THAN THE LAST! EVIL GAIA'S HOWL AND BURN SPELLS WILL REND KOYU ASUNDER, AFTER HE'S BEEN PUT TO SLEEP AND SAPPED BY EVIL GAIA'S HANDY SNOOZE AND STRAM SPELLS. THERE IS NO MERCY, NO FUTURE - SUBMIT NOW TO THE WILL OF EVIL GAIA, AND YOU MIGHT BE SPARED THE SUFFERRING THAT AWAITS YOU! |
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Before we even start, Koyu has one major thing over his opponent. He doesn't speak in all caps. After a handy win over the perky yet annoying mage Serra last week, Koyu is more than ready to handle a perky (well, perkily optimistic for such an emo) yet annoying evil god bent on destruction and ruination. He's got the speed for the hits, and let's face it, Evil Gaia doesn't exactly have the most frightening offense in the pantheon of evil gods. Or, really, any offense at all to speak of, regardless of his other capabilities. With a quick bandit 'How do you do' (read: shanking), Evil Gaia will be silenced for yet another season (thankfully!), and Koyu will be enjoying his time in the semi-finals. |
Dhyerwolf Evil Gaia sighed into his liquor cup. No one showed up to his matches, no one came to his birthday party, no one wanted to be his friend!!! An acidic tear slowly slid down his cheek and into his cup. Of course, without hands, he couldn't even pick up the cup! Suddenly, a boisterous group broke through his depressive wall. The RPGDL Perverts were loudly making fart jokes. An idea suddenly popped up in Evil Gaia's mind. After taking 5 minutes to realize that he actually had an idea for once, Evil Gaia went over and told the group that his next match was being featured as a tentacle monster against a young child! Well, just that like, Evil Gaia got some spectators for his next match. Of course, when the group showed up, they were very disappointed. After all, the young child wasn't a girl! What would be the point? They all left, leaving Evil Gaia to slump to the floor and start crying. He didn't even lift a finger to fight back as Koyu slowly, slowly started to kill him. Up in the bleachers, a shadowy figure sighed in disappointment. Clutching her Airgetlahm, she wished just once that tentacle monster vs young boy could actually happen, if only to sate her own perversion. Evil Gaia: 16 |
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