Hyaaaaaaahahahahahahaha oh wait time to pretend Opera isn't punch-drunk. Well, the Tetragenes -did- waltz her way through this Light season, and she wasn't exactly sober either! Why bother, then, especially when her final opponent is a trainwreck of a fanservice moe robot thingy? No, seriously, a lolinurse? A freaking lolinurse? With kitty mittens and heart motiffs? Opera just found the motivation to calibrate her Kaleidoscope weapon and she didn't even need to sober up. Sure, she may have a creepy Iron Maiden Hyper Mode to try and drill the Tetragenes' brains out, but she can handle the heat with Healing Stars! And once -that-'s done, the meek little nursebot is screwed against Opera's high-powered Alpha on One shots. That was a cute run, but it's time for the adults to run the house, honey.
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This is it! After a series of unfortunate battles, the little robot nurse that could has finally gotten to the Light finals, ready to take on any challenge this deranged arena may offer! Granted, she expected the great finals opponent to be... less of a complete trainwreck. Cinnamon never had to deal with a slightly depraved, unbalanced and clinically drunk being before, let alone -an alien-. Well, even if Opera Vectra has the power of booze and really big guns by her side, Cinnamon has the power of ultra-advanced technology to aid her! With a limitless supply of healing from her McGuffin core and mighty kitty gloves to slap the crazy out of this alien woman, Cinnamon can outlast anything - let alone Opera, who isn't all that competent. Cinnamon's so close to a Light championship that she can't give up now!
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Hey, Light Finals between two of the most competent Lights in the division? Shocking!
So shocking in fact, that for once, the judges actually turned up for the match and watched in earnest. Hell, even the stands had an audience. Truly, it was a momentous day for Light.
Opera walked out onto the suspiciously-decorated arena with an unhappy sneer on her face. She approached the out-of-place-looking hospital bed in the center of the field and sat down on the edge.
"What am I suffering from again?" Opera asked her overly-cheerful opponent.
"Sexy Love Sickness" Cinnamon replied, "And I'm your innocent-yet-lonely robo-nurse who just can't quit you... At least, that's the scenario the judges came up with." She hummed as she set up an IV next to the ridiculous hospital bed.
"And whoever brings in the most ratings for Light from the viewers gets awarded the victory, right?" Opera asked, looking a little disgusted, but determined.
"That's why they wrote this make-out scene into the script."
Resigned to her fate, the talented alien actress proved that the viewers' tastes preferred three-eyed adult alien women to loli-robo-nurses.
Opera Vectra: 21
Cinnamon: 14
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