Season 31, Week 1
Limstella
(Fire Emblem: The Blazing Sword)
 
Nergal's finest creation, the humanoid morph Limstella is the perfect killing machine, devoid of such distractions as emotion or gender. She is everything her opponent Jeremy is not, bringing a level-headed, defensive strategy to perfectly counter his heavy artillery blitzkrieg. And it's a strategy that will pay off here - no matter how many times Jeremy cancels his inertia and regardless of how many doubleturns that ability gives him, it will create no advantage. Limstella will sit patiently, enduring Jeremy's assault, and pay him back for every blow with an automatic, long-range counterattack of Fimbulvetr. That is, of course, assuming her carelessly aggressive opponent can even survive a single spell; the Brionac officer is not known for his durability, especially when the fight involves counterattacks.

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He's among the fastest things alive. Jeremy is bound to turn heads with his unruly hair, absurdly large weapon, speed, and, of course, his ability to control his movements so minutely that he can fire off multiple attacks in a single motion. Standing opposite this dynamic force of raw energy is one of the coldest and unemotional beings imaginable, Limstella. Their duelling strategies are similarly opposed; Limstella steadily batters her victims to death with the biting cold of Fimbulvetr, counting on her surprising durability to wait out their feeble assaults. Of course, her durability is merely good for a Sage of her world, which is hardly enough to stand up to offense of Jeremy's caliber, and he's assured the first strike. A simple and clear-cut matchup, but simple is just the way Jeremy likes it anyway.


Lance
How unfortunate that Jeremy runs into someone like Limstella in the very first round. There are very few fighters who can survive his all-out assault for long, but if there's one thing that spoils all his fun, it's an opponent who can counterattack. If his opponent's counters are strong enough, Jeremy may very well find himself dead before he even finishes his turn.

Such is the case in this match. No matter what Jeremy tries to throw at Limstella, the morph will simply return the favor with a counterattack of her own. Nothing Jeremy has in his arsenal can prevent this from happening. Not the Vulcan Shredder. Not the Vulcan Cuisinart. Not the Vulcan Ice Cream Maker or the Vulcan Toyota Corolla or the Vulcan Pencil or the Vulcan Pencil Sharpener or the Freakin' Vulcan or even the Vulcan Vulcan. It all results in the same thing: numerous Fimbulvetr spells to the face and a loss for the Brionac officer.

Limstella: 52
Jeremy Non: 29