I, Kazan, bid you welcome to the RPG Dueling League, dedicated to the art of pitting the greatest warriors of the RPG Multiverse against each other in honourable combat! Within lies the greatest showcase of fighting talent you will ever lay your eyes upon! Here, you will be able to vote on a series of Battles. weekly where the greatest warriors will square off in combat! Fighters are split into divisions, aptly named for the fighting prowess of those within. The victors each week continue on in a typical eliminations-style tournament, until a victor is crowned champion of each division. Here, you'll also find exciting bonus matches and other spectacles to seduce your battle-starved souls, enough honourable combat to fill even an old man like me with joy! Questions? Go here! The DL is more than answering the question of how fighters stack up. It's a repository of information about RPG's varying from the obscure to the well known. Every bit of data gathered from every dank duengon and musty library in the RPG universe is gathered here. If you youngsters want to talk about any RPG of any stripe, you're welcome here. Check out this center of learning and find out new information about your favorite games! You've done a good job paying attention, students. Here's the news for Season 53: Looking to make an impact? Have an opinion about a fight, or merely wish to tell a story about how your favorite fighter wins (Or how that dishonorable hated fighter loses?) Send in a comment on a fight this week! The fans who come to vote and write create some of the magic of our universe. If not for your contributions, we would not have seen the 'magical' side of Ghaleon, nor seen the fate that befell Zidane when he tried to outsmart Fou-Lu. So send in a writeup today, and help make the site a better place! Now here's Chisato to take you Behind the Scenes! I like this new schedule. Yeah! Less work, more free time, what's not to like? They locked me out! Why would you want to come in? I...I have nowhere else to go... Ugh. Must you be so depressing? Seriously harshing my mellow. You see what you did? You harshed Ultros' mellow. Look at that mellow! It's harshed out all over the place. Try and think about other people's feelings before you speak, Odin. Well, I for one am glad to finally be free of 3 weeks pay. Naturally. I guess we'll just have to double the destruction to keep things even. Watch it, lady. If you're wondering where Morte is, nobody cares. Anyway, this is the new and improved Behind the Scenes. With only 3 exclusive interviews, our stock is rising through the roof. Is there nothing artifical scarcity can't accomplish? Thank you, Enron. Now you might be thinking we're going to inverview double people or something silly like that, but you'd be wrong. Instead we're going to alternate the weeks from which we draw our duellists. For Week 1 Godlike, we have a newcomer, Souji, and an old hand at this sort of thing, the summoner Yuna. ... Well, at least this won't take long. Oh, look, he's silent. Big surprise. Will Atlus never stop pushing the envelope? Well, with incredible amounts of variety, he should do well. But against Yuna...? I'm sure he's a good kid and all, but can he really take down all my summons? Maybe one or two, sure, but there's no way he'll kill them all. And that's not even going into my own abilities. ... Plus, check out the glasses. What a dork! You're going to regret that if he champs. Yeah... Just gotta keep hope. Maybe he'll forget before he rips off your arms and makes you eat them. So, that's Godlike. Now our Heavy pair comes from Week 2, so you'll see them next Thursday. Bleh! Kick...kick some more! I hate this new schedule already. Oh, good, another chance to eat some PC blood. Random battles get old after awhile. And I sure am thirsty! Stop, evildoer! I will defeat you to help atone for the murder of my lost love that everyone has long since gotten sick of me complaining about! Bleh! Trust us, lady, you'll be doing us all a favor. On the one hand, Hilda has either magic or physical damage, instant death, and a variety of forms to choose from. On the other hand, Regal kicks stuff and has a bunch of abilites based on his feet kicking stuff. You decide! It's me. I'm going to win. Don't diss the kicking! I'll kick you so much...! Down, Sparky. Not on our new budget. Not even a little kicking? Not so much as a quick jab. Now get lost. I have to say that instead of hurting you because it might damage the furniture. Well, madame if BtS has no kicking, then I am out of here! Wonder if I can have him hold a piece of Parsley before I strike... You think that was bad? Wait untli you see our Week 1 Middles... It's always nice to see another Crimson Noble fighting the good fight. Plus Marivel won't return my calls. Bro, you need serious therapy. I suggest shooting ghosts out of your brain until you get an epiphany. Why don't you go play baseball and led the adults duel, eh? You might hurt yourself. Let's just ignore the adults vs. children thing, jackass. It was bad enough in the game. Now, so we can speed this up a bit, here's what I got: Regen, a nasty katana slice to the face, some decent fire magic, and physical attacks that bring the hurt. I have some space-time nonsense magic and a decent physical. Thanks, Iori. You're still second banana to a silent emo main, though. Gee. Thanks. Oh cheer up, you little scamp. As amusing as making fun of teenagers are, let's wrap things up with some Week 2 Lights, shall we? 'sup, fools? Aww, what a cute little fella. Funny, your mom said the same thing. Hiyo! You just got told, son! So you're the fool I have to fight, huh? Why don't they just give me the Light championship, eh? You've got a nasty little mouth on you, rodent. And you've got an ugly face, but I suppose we both have flaws. Remind me again why we don't see Jogurt more often? Because he might actually get a win, and then the world would end. I don't even have to justfy my victory to you maggots. See you in 2012! But he...I.... Just let it go, Mallow. I am reminded why Light is a scary place. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, looks like that's a wrap. Now for an extra week of Freedom! I...I just forgot my keys in the bathroom... Whatever. I'm out! See you for Week 3!