Bakers are evil; they are able to turn the most basic laws of math upside-down and have everyone believe them (see: one dozen = 13). Gardeners are evil; they utilize shears, machettes, hoes, and other tools used for killing, until they turn red from their murderous intent. Based on these facts, a gardening baker is one of the most evil beings to ever grace any world, and Graham Cray, psychotic strategist and source of many a headache for Lazlo's crew, is proof positive of this.

While lacking the firepower of his favorite pet tree, Graham Cray is still scary to behold, and that's just from his looks alone. In a duel, Cray can launch poisonous darts from his gauntlet, as well as unleash powerful lightning magic while hiding safely behind a protective barrier. Psychos always do well in the DL, and the resident loony of Kooluk is no different.