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superaielman

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2017 football season!
« on: September 14, 2017, 03:02:18 AM »
It's here. Week 1 is in the books and the Dolphins and Bucs are already screwed. Sorry Scar.

Playoff guesses:
AFC:

1. Steelers  2. Raiders. 3. Patriots 4. Jaguars 5. Ravens 6. Chiefs

NFC:

1. Packers. 2. Eagles. 3. Falcons. 4. Rams. 5. Seahawks. 6. Lions

Surprise bust in AFC: Bengals.
Surprise success in AFC: Jaguars. Seems like a reasonable guess, the Colts and Texans are both going to be awful.
Surprise bust in NFC: Cardinals. Might struggle to get six wins. Redskins are going to be bad as well.
Surprise success: Rams. Seahawks offensive line is going to get Wilson killed, Rams could sneak and win the division.  Eagles too. Fuck having cornerbacks when you're generating that kind of pass rush heat.


Worst teams in football: Jets, 49ers.
« Last Edit: September 14, 2017, 03:04:01 AM by superaielman »
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2017, 01:37:51 PM »
The fact that if the Raiders get a first-round bye it won't be an out-of-nowhere surprise still feels profoundly wrong.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2017, 04:56:38 PM »
Really curious how the Pats end up.  Their strength of schedule is pretty tough...except the AFC East part, which is in the aggregate weaker than I can ever remember (unless Cutler outperforms I guess).
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2017, 09:19:02 PM »
Was fun watching some foosball with some of the gang.

Hoping for a decent Bucs season.

Who knows about the fins!
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2017, 12:05:40 PM »
Hey Shale do I get to gloat all season if my prediction is right re Eagles being the 2 seed?
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2017, 02:47:41 PM »
Yes but not as much as me because hot damn this season rules so far.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2017, 05:38:15 AM »


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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2017, 02:33:38 PM »
Hey shale.

Yer welcome.

Mother fucking dolphins man.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2017, 07:24:42 PM »
Shit, the Eagles didn't really need another pure RB (as opposed to somebody who can help out on pass protection) but I'll take it. This is the best backfield they've had since the Staley/Westbrook/Buckhalter three-headed monster, and that's pretty awesome.

Now who's got a linebacker on the block?
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2017, 09:00:13 PM »
It's here. Week 1 is in the books and the Dolphins and Bucs are already screwed. Sorry Scar.

Playoff guesses:
AFC:

1. Steelers  2. Raiders. 3. Patriots 4. Jaguars 5. Ravens 6. Chiefs

NFC:

1. Packers. 2. Eagles. 3. Falcons. 4. Rams. 5. Seahawks. 6. Lions

Surprise bust in AFC: Bengals.
Surprise success in AFC: Jaguars. Seems like a reasonable guess, the Colts and Texans are both going to be awful.
Surprise bust in NFC: Cardinals. Might struggle to get six wins. Redskins are going to be bad as well.
Surprise success: Rams. Seahawks offensive line is going to get Wilson killed, Rams could sneak and win the division.  Eagles too. Fuck having cornerbacks when you're generating that kind of pass rush heat.


Worst teams in football: Jets, 49ers.

Looking surprisingly good so far besides the Packers and Raiders, but that's  how the injury breaks go.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2018, 04:15:06 PM »
So what are people thinking on the playoffs? I'm seeing a weird parallel track here for different reasons in each conference.

AFC:
(3) Jacksonville vs. (6) Buffalo - Shame two long suffering franchises have to meet each other, but at least it means one of them gets a win. Edge to Jacksonville and their defense here.
(4) Kansas City vs. (5) Tennessee - KC is a tale of two teams this year, but they got their shit together down the stretch.

(1) New England vs. (4) Kansas City - This isn't just wishful thinking. They beat NE twice in the last two years. Who knows which KC team shows up, but I think this is the upset of the playoffs.
(2) Pittsburgh vs. (3) Jacksonville - A better game than one would expect, but the Steelers are just the stronger team unless the Jaguars defense really gets at Ben.

(2) Pittsburgh vs. (4) Kansas City - Edge to Pittsburgh. After two good performances the other KC finally shows up.

NFC:
(3) Los Angeles vs. (6) Atlanta - LA is a really strong team this year, Atlanta snuck in. I don't think ATL has enough for an upset.
(4) New Orleans vs. (5) Carolina - Closest match of the wild cards. Giving the edge to NO since they've been more consistent.

(1) Philadelphia vs. (4) New Orleans - Philly looked putrid that last game. I don't think they'd beat the Browns if they played like that, let alone NO.
(2) Minnesota vs. (3) Los Angeles - A cointoss. Literally flipped a coin here.

(2) Minnesota vs. (4) New Orleans - Minnesota's defense carries them through, against all odds with NO's offense firing on all cylinders.

Super Bowl:
(2) Pittsburgh vs. (2) Minnesota - True home field advantage? Congrats to Super Bowl Champ Case Keenum.

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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2018, 06:27:56 PM »
Despair. I'm thinking despair.

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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2018, 11:08:08 AM »
Yes but not as much as me because hot damn this season rules so far.


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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2018, 04:31:53 PM »
DAMN YOU KNEES

Exhibit A for the proposition that God exists and has a sense of humor.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #14 on: January 22, 2018, 04:19:56 AM »
DESPAIR HAS BEEN POSTPONED
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #15 on: January 22, 2018, 09:18:03 AM »
The experts were right: Vikings/Eagles was not remotely competitive.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2018, 03:22:07 AM »
Congrats to shale and any other philly fan here.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2018, 05:18:29 AM »
Holy SHIT that happened.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2018, 07:01:38 AM »
well that sucked

grats Shale
« Last Edit: February 05, 2018, 07:03:11 AM by NotMiki »
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2018, 02:16:32 AM »
I'm going to the parade! Had to skip the Phillies' championship extravaganza 10 years ago because my car died the week of the World Series, so this is my first one for any sport. I can't wait, it's going to be ridiculously insane. Think how crazy you'd expect Eagles fans to be after the title we've waited our whole damn lives for, and then add free beer. Because this beautiful idiot promised everybody free beer.
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Re: 2017 football season!
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2018, 03:44:50 AM »
Don't eat any horse shit tho.  That's not for eatin'.
« Last Edit: February 07, 2018, 03:49:35 AM by NotMiki »
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