DL Small World (Round 8: Soppy)

[AndrewRogue]

Edit: Probably should have remembered to say this: Base Game + Dames + Be Not Afraid + Cursed

I hope you all read up on the rules. Dice rolling and conversation to happen in #rpgdlboardgames Please try to address your turn within 24 hours. I have an easy to use GIMP file (and Notepad with the races/powers) so that, if people are interested, they can self update the game as well to help keep it moving along. Just let me know ^_^

For your post, simply indicate the numbered area that you are interacting with. Ala "I am conquering 2 with 2 Wizards, 3 with 2 Wizards and 4 with 2 Wizards. For redeploying, I will put 4 of the Wizards on 2 and leave 1 on both 3 and 4." Or something.

Final conquest use a d6. 1-3 = that number of pips, 4-6 = blank

Rules for races/powers can be found here: http://www.daysofwonder.com/smallworld/en/content/rules/

Please remember to track your own score privately! We'll be deleting maps as we move along to help conceal things.



Race Class Combinations (Top = Top of the stack/unavailable, Bottom = First race in line)

Barricading Trolls (Top of the Stack)
Mercenary Goblins (0 Bonus Coins)
Dragon Master Amazons (0 Bonus Coins)
Commando White Ladies (0 Bonus Coins)
Pillaging Homunculi (0 Bonus Coins)
Cursed Elves (0 Bonus Coins)

Turn Order
1. Captain K
2. Carthrat
3. Andrew
4. Soppy
5. Alex

[Captain K.]

You put Cursed first on purpose. 

Skipping the Elves and the Homunculi (woo I'm poor) and taking the Commando White Ladies.  Which is kind of like the Pink Ladies but with less Frenchy.

I have 6 race tokens to use for attacks.

Entering the map at Region 5.  Cost 1 token.
Conquer 9.  Cost 1 token.
Conquer 13.  Cost 2 tokens.
Conquer 20.  Cost 1 token.
Attempt to conquer 25 with my 1 remaining token (cost 2).  Roll of reinforcement die:

<Captain_K> anyone here?
<+Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> Nope.
<+TurokObamaIsaSUIT> OMG GO AWAY
<+TurokObamaIsaSUIT> WE ARE HAVING FUN TIMES HERE YOU WILL RUIN THEM
<Captain_K> Good.  I didn't want anyone to witness my die roll for Andrew's game.
<Captain_K> d6 for haha I'm rolling in secret.
* %Hatbot --> "Captain_K rolls d6 for haha I'm rolling in secret. and gets 2." [d6=2]
<+Tengu_Man> look, its quite simple...
<+Tengu_Man> ...we throw stuff at Zenny, laugh at him, then hand him a beer
<+Hello-DojimathedralWaddleDee> Annnnnnd that's a fail if that's le Arkham.
<Captain_K> That's actually a win in this game.

Success!

I will redeploy my extra token from 13 to 5.

I score some victory coins, which everyone is totally unable to figure out the amount of.

Current available races for next player (in order from bottom, since Andrew is weird):

?  (unavailable, top of stack)
Barricading Trolls (0 bonus coins)
Mercenary Goblins (0 Bonus Coins)
Dragon Master Amazons (0 Bonus Coins)
Pillaging Homunculi (1 Bonus Coins, 1 extra race token)
Cursed Elves (3 Bonus Coins)

[AndrewRogue]

Race Class Combinations (Top = Top of the stack/unavailable, Bottom = First race in line)

Catapult Gypsies (Top of the Stack)
Barricading Trolls (0 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (0 Bonus Coins)
Dragon Master Amazons (0 Bonus Coins)
Pillaging Homunculi (1 Bonus Coin, 1 Race Token)
Cursed Elves (3 Bonus Coins)

Turn Order
1. Captain K (Active: Commando White Ladies)
2. Carthrat
3. Andrew
4. Soppy
5. Alex

[Carthrat]

I removed a post because I did the whole thing wrong.

Edited to fix a typo (captured province 5, not 25)

Somehow, those elves made me think of Nomic-style deadlocks.

Anyway, do correct me if I fuck something up here!

I will claim the Dragon-Master Amazons, costing 4 victory coins. I have 15 tokens, 4 of which can only be used for offensive purposes and thus vanish during redeployment. I also have a dragon!

-3 Amazons dispatched to 4 (First Conquest)
-4 Amazons dispatched to 5
-3 Amazons dispatched to 10
-3 Amazons dispatched to 14
-1 Amazon+Dragon dispatched to 13 (Dragon ensures victory!)
-1 Amazon dispatched to 9 (Final Conquest)

FINAL CONQUEST!!!!!!

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[17:20] <Rudy> sigh
[17:20] <Rudy> 17:19] <+Rudy> So yeah FINAL CONQUESSSSSST!!!! are you all READY
[17:20] <Rudy> [17:19] <+Rudy> 1 amazon charges BRAVELY into territory number 9! can she do it
[17:20] <Rudy> roll 1d6
[17:20] * Pinkie_Pie (~Nitori@142.68.81.153) has joined #rpgdl
[17:20] * %Hatbot --> "Rudy rolls 1d6 and gets 2." [1d6=2]
[17:20] <Rudy> the answer
[17:20] <Rudy> is yes!
[17:20] <Pinkie_Pie> There we go

1+2 = 3, and 3 is what I need to conquer 9!

Cap loses territories 5, 9 and 13 and thus is down three tokens, I believe. I get +6 coins!


Redeployment is as follows; I have 11 Amazons to distribute.

1 Amazon+Dragon in 13
2 Amazons in 5
1 Amazon in 9
2 Amazons in 4
3 Amazons in 10
2 Amazons in 14

Remaining Races

Catapult Gypsies (Top of the Stack)
Barricading Trolls (0 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (0 Bonus Coins)
Pillaging Homunculi (2 Bonus Coin, 2 Race Token)
Cursed Elves (6 Bonus Coins)

[AndrewRogue]

Cap: You have one White Lady to redeploy. Where would you like her?

[Captain K.]

Oh sorry, missed that rule.  I wondered what everyone was waiting for.

Redeploy to 20.

Also, fuck you Rat.  <3

[AndrewRogue]

Take Pillaging (5 Tokens) Homunculi (5 Tokens). Put 3 Coins on Cursed Elves, get 2 Bonus Coins and 2 Bonus Race Tokens.

-Deploy 3 to 35, 36, 43, 44 (Taking out the Lost Tribe at each location, hurrah pillaging).
-Redeploy none of them.

[AndrewRogue]

Race Class Combinations (Top = Top of the stack/unavailable, Bottom = First race in line)

Were Barbarians (Top of the Stack)
Marauding Tritons (0 Bonus Coins)
Catapult Gypsies (0 Bonus Coins)
Barricading Trolls (0 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (0 Bonus Coins)
Cursed Elves (9 Bonus Coins)

Turn Order
1. Captain K (Active: Commando White Ladies)
2. Carthrat (Active: Dragonmaster Amazons)
3. Andrew (Active: Pillaging Homunculi)
4. Soppy
5. Alex

[Hunter Sopko]

Taking Cursed Elves, get 9 Bonus Coins.

Deploying 2 to 27 and 33.
Deploying 2 to 23 and rolling for it.

* AndrewRogue has joined #rpgdl
<Soppy-ReturningToInaba> roll 1d6
* Hatbot --> "Soppy-ReturningToInaba rolls 1d6 and gets 2." [1d6=2]
<AndrewRogue> Hatbot is kind

Hatbot is indeed kind. No redeploy.

[AndrewRogue]

Race Class Combinations (Top = Top of the stack/unavailable, Bottom = First race in line)

Diplomat Kobolds (Top of the Stack)
Were Barbarians (0 Bonus Coins)
Marauding Tritons (0 Bonus Coins)
Catapult Gypsies (0 Bonus Coins)
Barricading Trolls (0 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (0 Bonus Coins)

Turn Order
1. Captain K (Active: Commando White Ladies)
2. Carthrat (Active: Dragonmaster Amazons)
3. Andrew (Active: Pillaging Homunculi)
4. Soppy (Active: Cursed Elves)
5. Alex

[Ranmilia]

I will take the Marauding (+5) Tritons (+6), placing one coin each on the Goblins, Trolls and Gypsies.  I get 11 race tokens.

- First Conquest at region 24, costing 2 tokens.
- Conquer 25, costing 3 tokens. (The White Lady is slain.)
- Conquer 20, costing 3 tokens. (One White Lady is slain and the other goes back to the Captain's hand, but he has nowhere to redeploy it.)
- Conquer 18, cost 1
- Conquer 17, cost 2

Marauding triggers.  I take 1 token off 17, 1 token off 24, 2 tokens off 20 and 2 tokens off 25.  I have a second conquest phase with 6 tokens.

- Conquer 12, cost 2.
- Conquer 7, cost 1.
- Conquer 29, cost 1.
- Conquer 28, cost 1.
- Final conquest, attempt to take 2.  Fail.

[23:23] <Ranmilia> okay, attempting to conquer region 2.
[23:23] <Ranmilia> d6
[23:23] * Hatbot --> "Ranmilia rolls d6 and gets 5." [d6=5]
[23:23] <Ranmilia> nuts

Deploy the remaining token to 25.

[AndrewRogue]

Race Class Combinations (Top = Top of the stack/unavailable, Bottom = First race in line)

Alchemist Hobbits (Top of the Stack)
Diplomat Kobolds (0 Bonus Coins)
Were Barbarians (0 Bonus Coins)
Catapult Gypsies (1 Bonus Coins)
Barricading Trolls (1 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (1 Bonus Coins)

Turn Order
1. Captain K (Active: Commando White Ladies)
2. Carthrat (Active: Dragonmaster Amazons)
3. Andrew (Active: Pillaging Homunculi)
4. Soppy (Active: Cursed Elves)
5. Alex (Active: Marauding Tritons)

[Captain K.]

Apparently the White Ladies lack of panties was too much for the rest of the races to bear.

There's not much I can do with one token left, so I will go into decline.  If I read the rules correctly, I don't choose a new race until the following turn.

Next player is up.

[AndrewRogue]

Race Class Combinations (Top = Top of the stack/unavailable, Bottom = First race in line)

Alchemist Hobbits (Top of the Stack)
Diplomat Kobolds (0 Bonus Coins)
Were Barbarians (0 Bonus Coins)
Catapult Gypsies (1 Bonus Coins)
Barricading Trolls (1 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (1 Bonus Coins)

Turn Order
1. Captain K (Decline: Commando White Ladies)
2. Carthrat (Active: Dragonmaster Amazons)
3. Andrew (Active: Pillaging Homunculi)
4. Soppy (Active: Cursed Elves)
5. Alex (Active: Marauding Tritons)

[Carthrat]

5 amazons + dragon + 4 more amazons sally forth!

-Conquer 20, sending 3 amazons.
-Conquer 25, sending 1 amazon + dragon
-Conquer 12, sending 4 amazons
-Lone Amazon dispatched to 7 - f-f-f-f-FINAL CONQUEST!

[17:33] <Kallen> Silly Gref, I didn't touch Andy inappropriately, no matter how much LD begged
[17:34] <%CmdrKing> Wouldn't have pegged her as the type.  Idun or ciato, sure, but not Ash.
[17:34] <Kallen> All girls are deviants
[17:35] * +RandomConsonant (~chatzilla@adsl-99-34-173-38.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net) Quit (Quit: Grinder says, "FISH!")
[17:37] <Kallen> ok guys
[17:37] <Kallen> get ready
[17:37] <Kallen> it's final conquest time
[17:37] <Kallen> roll 1d6
[17:37] * +Hatbot --> "Kallen rolls 1d6 and gets 3." [1d6=3]
[17:38] <+Soppy-DAENERYSISPOOCHIE> Boo

redistribution!

25 - 1 Amazon + Dragon
12 - 2 Amazons

4,5,7,9,10,14,13,20 - 1 amazon each

[AndrewRogue]

I'm going to stab you.

[Carthrat]

That seems unwarranted!

[Ranmilia]

Think that means I get two tritons back?  I redeploy 1 each to 28 and 29.

[AndrewRogue]

-Abandon all my previous conquests.
-Deploy 3 to 5, 9, 13, 20 (Taking out the Amazon at each location, hurrah pillaging).
-Redeploy none of them.

As stated, Rat. As stated.

[AndrewRogue]

Race Class Combinations (Top = Top of the stack/unavailable, Bottom = First race in line)

Alchemist Hobbits (Top of the Stack)
Diplomat Kobolds (0 Bonus Coins)
Were Barbarians (0 Bonus Coins)
Catapult Gypsies (1 Bonus Coins)
Barricading Trolls (1 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (1 Bonus Coins)

Turn Order
1. Captain K (Decline: Commando White Ladies)
2. Carthrat (Active: Dragonmaster Amazons)
3. Andrew (Active: Pillaging Homunculi)
4. Soppy (Active: Cursed Elves)
5. Alex (Active: Marauding Tritons)

[Hunter Sopko]

Going into decline~

[Captain K.]

I think Andrew has played this game before.

[Ranmilia]

Also going into decline.

[Captain K.]

I drop 1 coin on Mercenary Goblins and collect one coin from my new race, Barricading Trolls.

I have 9 race tokens to use.

I enter at area 5, spending 5 tokens, and sending two back to Andrew's hand.

I send 4 to area 4.

No redeployment.

We erect some Troll Lairs and have a massive kegger.

Oi oi oi, me got a hurt in here.
Oi oi oi, me smell a ting is near.
Gonna bosh and gonna nosh and the hurt'll disappear!

? (Top of Stack)
Alchemist Hobbits (0 Bonus Coins)
Diplomat Kobolds (0 Bonus Coins)
Were Barbarians (0 Bonus Coins)
Catapult Gypsies (1 Bonus Coins)
Mercenary Goblins (2 Bonus Coins)

[AndrewRogue]

-Redeploy 1 Homunculi each to 9 and 13. Shake my fist at Captain.