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« on: February 22, 2009, 02:13:03 PM »
1)Who is your favorite Ninja Turtle? Why?
Hunh. I don't really have one, to be honest - I don't really remember watch of TMNT. ^^;
2)Do you like Flurries? (Also called Avalanches, Blizzards, and Concrete) If so, what's your favorite Flurry Innards?
Nah. Those things aren't ice cream, they're just pure cream, which I can't stand the taste of.
(That said, I've never tried one with Oreo...)
3)What's your favorite movie that is not from your home country, the US, or Canada?
Pan's Labyrinth, without a doubt. It's an absolutely amazing film that easily beats any anime I've seen, at the very least.
4)YOU MUST PICK ONE: Drowning or burning to death.
Drowning. I've nearly drowned once before, and it is surprisingly calm after the initial shock.
5)YOU MUST PICK ONE: A quick and painless death in your sleep, or being the first human being to be compressed
into a singularity.
Uhh... I'm gonna have to go with the quick, painless death... I'm not really too tolerant with pain, and any promise of a painless death is a good way to go for me. =P
6)Assume God or some other divinity comes down to Earth and tells you that for reasons beyond your mortal ken, sapience must be granted to another species on Earth other than humans, and He asks for your advice. What do you tell Him? Why?
Hmm... To be honest, I don't really know much about animals; I'm not exactly an animal lover, to say the least... I'd probably just say something like plankton that would have no reason to or means of attacking us.
7)Who is the coolest Vampire of all time? Why?
Ehh, I'm gonna go with Lestat. Why? Because he's a narcissistic, flamboyant, extravagant and pretty damn funny character.
8)How about Robot? Why?
9)What is your favorite lame joke?
The magic tractor goes down the road and turns right into a field.
That, or...
3 men are trying to join the army. They're all being tested on 2 things: the first is to use explosives in a controlled but effective manner, and the second is to say how many letters are in the alphabet.
The first man steps forward, talking about how there used to be a set of flats down the road from the centre, but are no longer there, thanks to him. He then says that there are 25 letters in the alphabet. "I'm sorry, that's wrong. You're gonna have to leave."
The second man walks forward, saying about how he blew a hole into a nearby field. "Sorry, but that's not an effective use of the explosives. You're gonna have to go."
The third man begins: "If you turn left out of this building, you come to a roundabout, and taking a left there leads to a huge industrial centre, right? You remember the shop that used to be near the entrance there? It's not there anymore. And there are 24 letters in the alphabet."
"No, I'm sorry, you got it wrong. You'll have to leave."
"No, no, you don't understand - I just blew up B & Q."
((For those of you who don't understand that last joke, B&Q is a British chain of DIY stores, and the joke itself was actually pretty funny - or at least I thought it was when I heard it. =P))
10)YOU MUST PICK ONE: Yourself and the [gender] of your dreams are perfect for each other, but not destined to be with each other. One of you has the superhuman ability to know exactly who their match is the instant that they meet, but have no way of convincing the other of this power whatsoever. Do YOU want to be able to recognize them, and risk failing to seduce them, or do you want THEM to be able to recognize you, and risk them being unnoticed?
Hmm... Just in case it -didn't- work, I'd rather not know. I mean, if we're perfect for each other, and she knew that, then surely she'd be willing to talk to me... And, in all honesty, I'm quite easy to get with, whereas, for all I know, she might be reluctant to talk to someone new. ^^;