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Title: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on July 26, 2011, 06:36:34 PM
I am suddenly embarrassingly excited about the season. Reading people giving Aaron Rodgers love makes me happy. Good times~
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on July 27, 2011, 08:18:16 AM
If half the team can avoid getting crippled (Finlay especially) I'm pretty sure Aaron Rodgers can break all records this year.

Including consecutive starts.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Scar on July 29, 2011, 12:07:26 AM
Some major changes in the NFL!

Mcnabb is wearing purple.

Bush to the phins.

Ocho Cinco to the Pats....Haynesworth too.

Greg Olsen to the Panthers. Smith and D Williams staying in carolina.

Hasslebeck is a Titan.

Sidney Rice to Seattle.

Kevin Kolb to Arizona.

Steve Breaston to KC.

...

just to name a few.

Bucs are quiet...as usual.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on July 29, 2011, 01:49:28 AM
I'm still confused about Tavaris Jackson being picked up. I mean, really?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: NotMiki on July 29, 2011, 02:43:31 AM
Welcome to celebrity rehab, starring Bill Belichick
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on July 29, 2011, 09:21:50 PM
So New Orleans hasn't watched Sproles play a game in two years, I think.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: superaielman on July 29, 2011, 09:28:53 PM
The Eagles are going the full blown comedy option route at quarterback.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Scar on July 29, 2011, 11:10:02 PM
Matt Moore has signed with the Dolphins!

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: superaielman on July 29, 2011, 11:29:17 PM
Meanwhile, Shale is... happy... with Eagles management? This is new.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Shale on July 30, 2011, 02:27:50 AM
For the Kolb trade? Yes. I'd rather have kept him and moved Vick, but there's no way to argue with the value they got from Arizona.

On the other hand, VINCE YOUNG?

Edit: On the third hand, NNAMDI ASOMUGHA! Throw on that secondary, Romo.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Scar on July 30, 2011, 06:29:55 PM
Miami cuts vocal Crowder.

I can't say i am too sad to see him go. he was...ok? He just talked too much.

Seems as though the free agent frenzy is dying too.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: superaielman on July 30, 2011, 09:48:56 PM
The Eagles sign Cullen Jenkins. That is going to be one fucking insane pass rush next year for them. Jesus.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Scar on July 31, 2011, 01:15:20 PM
THE BUCS MADE THEIR MOVE IN THE OFF SEASON FINALLY! THEY GOT A PUNTER FOR 20 MIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on August 02, 2011, 07:04:54 PM
I just noticed the Ravens' schedule. Holy shit, they might have to play up to five difficult games this year?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: Scar on August 27, 2011, 09:29:06 PM
Bucs v Dolphins tonight.

Superbowl preview. Just you wait and see!

*prances around like a giddy schoolgirl*
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Back in Action!
Post by: superaielman on August 30, 2011, 12:47:20 AM
"Breaking: Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles have agreed to a six-year, $100 million contract."

Oh shale!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Shale on August 30, 2011, 01:28:13 PM
Earthquake, hurricane, tornadoes and now this. How many signs of the apocalypse are we at now?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on August 30, 2011, 01:37:29 PM
VSM also is employed, you forgot that.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on August 30, 2011, 11:54:17 PM
I wonder when he is gonna break his leg this time...
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on September 05, 2011, 07:20:57 AM
RIP Mr. Lee Roy Selmon. He truly was the first great Buccaneer.

*bows*
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on September 05, 2011, 02:14:37 PM
Uh oh. It looks like Peyton Manning might need another neck procedure.

http://forum.walterfootball.com/showthread.php?23636-Peyton-Manning-needs-more-surgery

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/6931858/peyton-manning-indianapolis-colts-neck-being-re-evaluated-doctors-sources-say

Brett Favre can breath easily again.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on September 05, 2011, 03:33:10 PM
I am so ready for thursday!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on September 07, 2011, 08:07:09 PM
Predictions!

Packers v Saints
Falcons v Bears
Bungles v Browns
Bills v Chiefs
Eagles v Rams - upset
Bucs v Lions
Titans v Jags
Steelers v Ravens
Colts v Texans
Giants v Skins
Vikings v Chargers
Panthers v Cardinals
Cowgirls v Jets
Dolphins v Pats
Raiders v Broncos

Winners of each division!

AFC

North - Ravens
South - Texans
East - Dolphins BITCHES!
West - Chargers

Wild cards - Patriots and Steelers

NFC

North - Packers
South - Bucs
East -  Eagles
West - Rams

Wild cards - Falcons and Saints

Super bowl - Bucs v Dolphins - aka the end of the world as we know it.

MVP - Chad Henne
RotY - Daniel Thomas
CPotY - Matthew Stafford
Most improved - Reggie Bush

Offensive PotY - Phillip Rivers
Defensive PotY - Mario Williams

BOOM!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on September 07, 2011, 10:23:13 PM
I think my joke predictions from last year were better.

If I recall, it was "Aaron Rodgers passes for 5000 yards and 75 TDs, while rushing for 2,000 yards and another 30 TDs."
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Shale on September 07, 2011, 11:10:47 PM
And while that didn't quite pan out, he did do a dragon punch and win the Super Bowl, so that's something.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on September 08, 2011, 08:28:59 PM
Also he has one more Super Bowl MVP than Brent Farve.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Shale on September 08, 2011, 10:13:00 PM
So Peyton Manning's out for two to three months. Remember, the entire NFL (regular) season lasts four months.

Gooooooo Texans?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on September 08, 2011, 10:19:31 PM
If his cervical fusion goes badly he might have to retire.  He's undergoing the same procedure that Edge, the WWF wrestler, underwent earlier this year, and he had to retire because it didn't heal right, and as a result, one blow to the head can kill him pretty easy.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Shale on September 08, 2011, 10:36:12 PM
From the reports I've seen, Manning's operation is a one-level anterior fusion, much less intensive than the two-level procedure Edge went through. That bodes.....maybe not "well," exactly, but better.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on September 09, 2011, 12:13:49 AM
I wouldn't be surprised, unless Collins somehow pulls a miracle and keeps them in playoff contention, to see him sit out the season, given when he'll be available.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on September 09, 2011, 12:53:59 AM
Edge's neck was also very likely in worse shape, and pro wrestlers are one of the few careers where you take more of a pounding than an NFL athlete.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on September 09, 2011, 05:01:03 AM
What a great 1st game.

Much more entertaining then last years.

FOOTBALL IS BACK!

YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on September 09, 2011, 05:26:13 AM
I'll take that win. My poor heart.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on September 09, 2011, 11:43:01 PM
How awesome was Cobb rolling over that guy, though? Holy shit.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on September 14, 2011, 10:07:54 PM
So did anyone in that MNF game play defense at all?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on September 16, 2011, 06:57:41 AM
Henne had a good game?

I do not believe it!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on September 16, 2011, 05:12:56 PM
And Ted Ginn turned into an all pro on special teams. It is apparently 'Dolphin busts get good out of nowhere' week.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on September 25, 2011, 10:42:42 PM
So, which bandwagon team will get the bigger following: Bills or Lions?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on September 26, 2011, 03:13:45 PM
Speaking of awesome things: The bears still suck.

Edit: "Sad to see all these folks in Chicago missing every finger except the middle. I think they're trying to wave to us."

Tom Crabtree is hilarious.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Hunter Sopko on September 28, 2011, 06:03:46 AM
So to solve some of their QB problems, Indianapolis goes with Dan Orlovsky, the man who lost his spot to Curtis Painter.

Colts winning the Luck Draft fo sho.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Kilgamayan on September 28, 2011, 12:07:25 PM
If nothing else, this should serve as a wake-up call to Garrard that his demands are too high.

Then again, he didn't really seem to get that memo when the Jags cut him in the first place, so.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on October 03, 2011, 02:04:25 AM
I sometimes think I'm running out of ways to troll Shale about the Eagles.

And welp, then I see the highlights of the game today.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Hunter Sopko on October 03, 2011, 02:05:29 AM
I bet Shale wishes we had Cowboys fans here at this point.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 03, 2011, 03:38:34 AM
Doubtful, the Eagles are behind the Cowboys so far.

I'd also add: GO PACK GO.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 17, 2011, 03:37:41 AM
Aaron Rodgers is better at real football than I am at Madden. On rookie.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on October 17, 2011, 01:58:23 PM
You know your fanbase is spoiled when it starts bitching about a 24-3 win. Aaron Rodgers is godmoding it up.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 18, 2011, 04:42:08 AM
Dolphins got outscored by the Florida Panthers tonight.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on October 18, 2011, 05:19:53 AM
Hahahaha.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 18, 2011, 07:54:20 AM
Dolphins got outscored by the Florida Panthers tonight.

Why are so many MNF matches bad this year, anyway? Sweet jesus.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on October 18, 2011, 04:31:04 PM
O_O Jesus christ Raiders!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 18, 2011, 09:09:27 PM
I have to admit, I kind of wanted the Lions' first loss to be to the Packers at Thanksgiving.  It was partially for dramatic reasons but also because last time the Packers played the Lions at Thanksgiving, the Lions were 6-2 and got torn apart so badly it caused them to lose all but one game for the rest of the year and then every game the year after that.  We bashed in their heads AND their minds.

I would have had the Packers run in and interfere, but on the other hand, I'd also make it legal to switch teams by striking another player with a folding chair and pulling off your jersey to reveal the other team's jersey underneath, so probably I'm not the guy to decide on how football games should go.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on October 20, 2011, 02:29:24 AM
Miami is on full Suck for Luck life support. LOVING IT!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 20, 2011, 06:31:52 AM
...why would you possibly be glad your team is giving up six weeks in? Not that it matters; he's still going to Indy in the end.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Shale on October 21, 2011, 12:34:36 PM
On the one hand, they desperately needed to go out and get an actual QB to keep this season from crashing and burning. On the other hand, their hopes and dreams are now tied to Carson Palmer's knees.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on October 21, 2011, 03:21:59 PM
Why am I glad they suck this year? I am definitely NOT glad. At this point, it's expected. The Dolphins have not been good for a LONG time. Take away that one fluke Wildcat year and it becomes even longer.

But I do have HOPE. Not this year obviously.

I am hopeful that they suck enough to get Andrew Luck.

I can't stand Chad Henne. I want him gone from Miami. I don't want an average QB. I want a QB that instills fear and pain to the opposing defense.

Can you do that for me Miami.....please?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 22, 2011, 12:49:26 AM
I don't want an average QB. I want a QB that instills fear and pain to the opposing defense.

Can you do that for me Miami.....please?

Given the last 11.5 years, I'm going to go ahead and guess 'no'.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 23, 2011, 11:31:55 PM
So we had the misfortune of getting CLE/SEA. I think that was the single worst game of football I have ever personally watched. Holy shit.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on October 24, 2011, 12:21:26 AM
So we had the misfortune of getting CLE/SEA. I think that was the single worst game of football I have ever personally watched. Holy shit.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 24, 2011, 05:00:18 AM
I remember coming back from being out all day, reading up on that, and thinking we need to send disaster relief to anyone that watched more than five real-time minutes of that game.

And to think, thousands of people actually paid money to attend that travesty live.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on October 24, 2011, 05:37:34 AM
Well, we decided playing FF7 was a better idea than continuing the pain. Next week hopefully will have a good game... involving... Seattle..... just kidding, that probably won't happen.

EDIT: Just checked. Bengals. Will Seattle score a single point in that game? That's the real question.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Scar on October 24, 2011, 05:01:41 PM
Thank you Tim Tebow!

Miami almost fucked up and won a game!

Suck for Luck continues.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 24, 2011, 09:45:18 PM
Brees still has a chip on his shoulder from the time he lost a game 64-3, doesn't he?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Kilgamayan on October 25, 2011, 05:29:53 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/o76rsp.jpg
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 25, 2011, 09:36:01 AM
Counterbid:

(http://i.imgur.com/XVKcL.gif)
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: superaielman on October 25, 2011, 04:19:56 PM
That first image nicely sums up the Ravens game, yes. I'm more amazed they managed the TD late than anything else.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Michael Vick, Lifetime Eagle
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on October 25, 2011, 04:26:23 PM
I think that second image describes how all the viewers felt watching that game.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on October 31, 2011, 04:50:29 AM
so hey guys when you are 5-2 can you please not get blown out by a winless team

*slit*
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on October 31, 2011, 04:59:18 AM
Well, guess there's now no doubt who the best QB in the NFL is.

<------------
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on October 31, 2011, 05:02:56 AM
=)~
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Hunter Sopko on November 07, 2011, 12:54:39 AM
Giants vs. Patriots... man... my poor heart.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 07, 2011, 01:13:09 AM
I could have done with a little less suspense myself.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on November 08, 2011, 02:40:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/MS8mK.jpg

Goddamn Jay Cutler owns.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on November 08, 2011, 02:44:37 PM
What the fuck is it with Andy Reid and the fucking Bears?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on November 08, 2011, 03:11:33 PM
They win that game if Henery can throw a  football like a high schooler.  Also, Jay cutler is a goddamn houdini in the pocket, the Eagles were in his face all night.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Lady Door on November 08, 2011, 05:01:30 PM
Gooooo 49ers
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: AAA on November 08, 2011, 10:30:15 PM
  Also, Jay cutler is a goddamn houdini in the pocket, the Eagles were in his face all night.

Clearly the offensive line's "tough love" strategy is starting to pay dividends. All goes according to plan.

Also to be fair to Reid it's also a Michael Vick problem, he's something like 0-5 against the bears now.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 10, 2011, 03:32:57 AM
Also, Jay cutler is a goddamn houdini in the pocket, the Eagles were in his face all night.

I imagine Jay Cutler's interpretation of the first half of the season was one long shounen training session, where his offensive line kept fucking up over and over and over and he gradually trained himself to deal with it better.

Now he is invincible.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 10, 2011, 04:08:16 AM
He may be stronger than before but he will never surpass Aaron Rodgers, because he only plays for himself and not his friends. That is a lesson Cutler will never learn.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: AAA on November 10, 2011, 04:58:45 AM
On the other hand, Aaron Rodgers has sex with homeless men
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 10, 2011, 08:55:45 AM
I'm not sure what in shonen anime that would be a metaphor for, or if it's just a way to not have diabetes, but either way whatever he's doing he should just keep up.  If his secret is carving up people and climbing inside their bodies, I say let him.  Hell, volunteer people who are on death row; they'd be fucking honored.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 15, 2011, 06:42:09 AM
Aaron Rodgers may be the half-human son of the God of Football.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on November 15, 2011, 01:56:07 PM
He only completed like 75% of his passses and was held under 300 yards, not his best peformance. :(
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on November 15, 2011, 04:46:07 PM
http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/moving_the_chains/When-Asomugha-was-on-Fitzgerald.html?ref=twitter.com



(http://i42.tinypic.com/15zi1w3.gif) Good lord.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on November 15, 2011, 07:06:43 PM
I'm handing over the razors in favor of chainsaws.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 16, 2011, 12:58:37 AM
I guess that'll teach me to think the Eagles would be smart enough to glue Awesome One to Fitzgerald the entire game.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on November 16, 2011, 07:39:50 PM
I guess that'll teach me to think the Eagles would be smart enough to glue Awesome One to Fitzgerald the entire game.

In fairness, they were just as dumb on offense.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/16/kolb-was-calling-out-eagles-plays-to-arizona-defense/
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 18, 2011, 07:41:30 AM
Super, I know you and Dune post in TFF so you may have seen this, but I wanna spread it around.

Aaron Rodgers ruthlessly stomps on little girl's dreams. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUGq8hIBuhQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

(baste those chubby cheeks with tears of gravy.)
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 21, 2011, 02:45:54 AM
Speaking of razors, they're saying Cutler's thumb injury might be season-ending.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: AAA on November 21, 2011, 03:09:37 AM
It's 6-8 weeks, they're not putting him on IR on the off chance that the Packers starting line dies in a plane crash or something and they wind up in the playoffs.

Kind of a pity, it looked like the O-line was starting to pull itself together (5 sacks in the last 6 games, Cutler was on track to have by far the least amount of interceptions in any year), and Forte has been a total boss lately. But so it goes, I guess.

I was hoping that the packers rematch would at least be close, but so much for that.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 21, 2011, 03:24:21 AM
They've still got three games they should win pretty handily.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Hunter Sopko on November 21, 2011, 04:34:34 AM
 :(
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 21, 2011, 11:53:31 AM
Would anyone like to step up and take control of the AFC?

...Anyone?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 21, 2011, 09:42:25 PM
Eh, it's like the NBA's eastern conference 15 years ago. Once the Bulls and Knicks went down people kinda realized most of the other teams were actually pretty bad.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on November 24, 2011, 01:13:13 PM
I am so getting a share of Packers stock for christmas.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on November 24, 2011, 05:22:19 PM
Awesome One got carted off the field during practice today.

This must be God punishing Vince Young for coining "Dream Team" and the defensive coordinator for not knowing how to use Awesome One properly.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on November 24, 2011, 10:21:39 PM
I am so getting a share of Packers stock for christmas.

Buying one for myself, as well. I can get into a game a year, so I figured why the hell not.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 01, 2011, 04:28:34 AM
This. Year. Sucks!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on December 01, 2011, 05:13:29 AM
Mmm, tears of a Florida homer. Delicious.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 02, 2011, 08:39:45 AM
Beast Mode!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on December 02, 2011, 12:47:54 PM
DeSean Jackson: Playing his way out of the NFL in a contract year.

Edit: http://oi39.tinypic.com/2u6l100.jpg

Eagles bad at defense, tackling, life.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on December 02, 2011, 05:25:56 PM
"Bad" does not adequately describe that play. It's like they forgot who they were supposed to tackle.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on December 02, 2011, 11:34:21 PM
Vince Young IS A GOOD QB YOU GUYS

Fuck Texas.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on December 02, 2011, 11:45:40 PM
But the Texans have already suffered so much. TJ Yates and Jake Delhomme?!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 03, 2011, 07:44:54 AM
As a result of how awful this year has been so far for Florida sports..I made this...to calm my soul.

http://www.sporcle.com/games/RadShadow/florida-sports-teams

Enjoy!

Also home of tons of murder, arson, and rape....but those aren't viewed so highly.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on December 03, 2011, 03:01:20 PM
Technically, they're the Miami Marlins now.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 03, 2011, 03:51:33 PM
I know, and if you write that is is accepted as a correct answer.

Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 05, 2011, 03:35:04 PM
So....

Tampa Might get a better draft pick then Miami at this rate!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on December 07, 2011, 08:05:21 AM
Super- congrats on owning the Packers, fellow Packers-owner. Ciato, do you also own the Packers, or will you not be going to the Shareholders meeting with Super and myself?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on December 07, 2011, 01:23:32 PM
It is my christmas present to myself. Such a silly waste of money, but hey.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on December 07, 2011, 05:20:03 PM
Haha. Oh, I am lame and missed it. (I am also kind of broke. Spent 1000 dollars on traveling and bullshit like that, and have another 2500 to spend in the next few weeks. Schoooool.)
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on December 07, 2011, 06:22:05 PM
It's open until February.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on December 07, 2011, 09:42:10 PM
Better not miss it or you'll have to wait another 15+ years and by then Super and I will have already gotten the Aaron Rodgers Beltway built.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 12, 2011, 08:26:37 AM
Yay, my teams suck. Good draft picks next year though!

Also, this Tebow thing is getting out of control.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on December 12, 2011, 04:01:41 PM
It is gloriously trainwrecky. I can't complain.

:( to Greg Jennings getting hurt. Augh.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 12, 2011, 05:10:34 PM
And with the 4th overall pick...the Miami Dolphins select Robert Griffin the 3rd for Baylor.

BITCHES!

~

At this point we are in a race with the Redskins and possibly Tampa for landing a franchise QB.

I am loosing faith in Freeman by the second.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on December 12, 2011, 08:29:08 PM
It is gloriously trainwrecky. I can't complain.

:( to Greg Jennings getting hurt. Augh.

It's the Trent Dilfer effect.  He plays behind an amazing defense and has a -5.5 DVOA but he "just wins games."  See also: Young, Vince.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on December 12, 2011, 11:59:40 PM
There's also the part where he has to come back against teams that have scored maybe ten points all game.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on December 13, 2011, 12:19:09 AM
Still...

1 and 4 before Tebow.

Now...

8 and 5

It's pretty incredible, and to say the Denver Broncos have an amazing defense might be the the overstatement of the NFL season. They are good, amazing? No way.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on December 13, 2011, 12:56:49 AM
They're huge on scoring defense (the defense that counts).  Also there's shit like the Chargers game where Novak missed two FGs in a row. Denver didn't win that game, San Diego lost.

It's the defense keeping the score low and lucky bounces as much as anything.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on December 13, 2011, 04:43:39 AM
It's also playing Matt Moore, Carson Palmer in his second week as a Raider, 2011 Matt Cassel, Mark Sanchez, 2011 Philip Rivers, Christian Ponder and Caleb Hanie. Not exactly a murderer's row of QBs there.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on December 13, 2011, 05:19:11 AM
The one good team he did have to play (the Lions) won 45-10. As good as Denver's defense plays, Brady will be able to pick them apart.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on December 13, 2011, 01:00:52 PM
Re: scoring defense - in five of Tebow's seven wins, the other team has scored exactly one touchdown per game. That doesn't really make it hard for the offense to put together a win.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Hunter Sopko on January 04, 2012, 06:15:42 AM
It's that time again! Of course, not that I have much faith after being COMPLETELY WRONG last year...

(6) Cincinatti Bengals vs. (3) Houston Texans - Yates played decently down the stretch, but lots of injuries plague the Texans and they dropped the last couple of their games. On the other hand, I think the Bengals' relative inexperience will catch up to them here.
(5) Pittsburgh Steelers vs. (4) Denver Broncos - Everyone, including God himself, hopes this is the outcome.
(6) Detroit Lions vs. (3) New Orleans Saints - Both teams have something to prove. Lions want their first playoff win in a while, the Saints want to redeem themselves after losing to the Seahawks last year. I think the latter will pull it off, though it'll be close.
(5) Atlanta Falcons vs. (4) New York Giants - Depends on what Falcons and what Giants show up that day, but given the way the Giants pulled it together down the stretch, I'm leaning them.

(5) Pittsburgh Steelers vs. (1) New England Patriots - Depends on what condition ol' Rothy is in, really. Healthy, they have a solid shot. Not... well... yeah. Advantage is still in Pats corner.
(3) Houston Texans vs. (2) Baltimore Ravens - Despite dropping some bad games, I think the Ravens have it in them to win this one pretty handily.
(4) New York Giants vs. (1) Green Bay Packers - ... you know, it's tempting to say history will repeat itself. I'm gonna go with that, really, despite every bone in my body saying it won't happen.
(3) New Orleans Saints vs. (2) San Francisco 49ers - 49ers have a season of keeping decent offenses in check, but haven't quite met a Drew Brees yet and struggled with Romo and Manning.

(2) Baltimore Ravens vs. (1) New England Patriots - I think the quality of the Ravens D will shine through, in the end.
(4) New York Giants vs. (3) New Orleans Saints - Will be a great game, but the Giants D won't be able to match the Saints at home.

(3) New Orleans Saints vs. (2) Baltimore Ravens - Defense wins championships... usually. But I think Brees nets his 2nd title here.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on January 05, 2012, 09:40:29 PM
What will be lower scoring -- Denver vs. Pittsburgh or the National Championship game?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on January 05, 2012, 09:56:24 PM
Hard to say. I'm expecting the NCG to be one of the games where one of the teams is ridiculously rusty from its month off and gives up forty points. I'm just not sure which. Meanwhile, Tim Tebow is going to throw enough pick-sixes to outscore a typical Redskins game.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on January 05, 2012, 10:01:19 PM
I want the team to win that is more likely to beat the Patriots in the next round. <_< Which is a pretty obvious pick even with hobbly Ben.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 06, 2012, 05:06:13 AM
I'll gladly take on a hobbled Cheeseberger and a non-existent Mendenhall in Foxboro.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on January 06, 2012, 07:40:59 AM
You're always running the chance that this will be the game where James Harrison pulls a handgun out of his jersey and shoots Tom Brady in the head, though.

And then he would probably feast upon his remains right then and there.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 06, 2012, 11:57:24 AM
I have faith that the physical contact from one of Harrison's nine sacks of Tebow will open Harrison's eyes to the light of God and he will be a completely transformed individual by the time he comes here.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on January 06, 2012, 09:52:10 PM
OR it could fully awaken whatever terrible evil was sealed inside him and escalate his thirst for blood tenfold.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 06, 2012, 10:47:28 PM
I'm not an expert on the subject, but I'm reasonably positive that's not how God works.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on January 08, 2012, 03:46:15 AM
It's impossible to be reasonably positive how God works.  The workings of divine beings are utterly incomprehensible to beings such as us.  To quote the greatest deity of all, John DeLancie's Q, "You think in such three-dimensional terms."
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Bobbin Cranbud on January 09, 2012, 01:15:13 AM
My interest in the Broncos, and football in general, remains nonexistent.

My interest in conventional wisdom naysayers getting egg on their faces remains high. As a former iconoclastic sportswriter, h8rs may feel free to continue to h8. :::: )
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: NotMiki on January 09, 2012, 04:49:43 AM
My new hobby is to see how many people I can give an aneurism by occasionally dropping the phrase "he just wins games!"
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Hunter Sopko on January 09, 2012, 06:20:05 AM
Gooo Patriots!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 10, 2012, 02:57:27 AM
I knew we'd get you eventually. <3
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on January 10, 2012, 03:42:06 AM
I'm rooting for Brian Dawkins to be the only survivor of the divisional round.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 16, 2012, 12:59:03 AM
Come on, Patriots/Niners Superb Owl. The little badnwagoner kid in me wants to see the franchise of Montana and Young return to the title game.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on January 16, 2012, 01:14:44 AM
God damn it.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on January 16, 2012, 01:37:07 AM
Personally, I blame the ownership.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Hunter Sopko on January 16, 2012, 01:48:09 AM
Personally, I blame the ownership.

Seconded. This is bound to happen to any team co-owned by Super.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on January 16, 2012, 01:52:40 AM
I blame Super undermining MY ownership.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on January 16, 2012, 04:10:41 AM
You're sober enough to type, Rob? I'm surprised.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on January 16, 2012, 04:37:48 AM
Sorry Packers fans.

Now, you get to anticipate the draft like me for the rest of the season!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Anthony Edward Stark on January 16, 2012, 05:11:38 AM
You're sober enough to type, Rob? I'm surprised.

I has to come in to the office on Sunday. I had a feeling today would be a bad day.

STOP UNDERMINING MR.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on January 17, 2012, 04:08:10 PM
My only hope for a tolerable ending to this season is for Alex Smith to win a Super Bowl ring.

Fuck.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on January 18, 2012, 01:53:47 AM
Hey, you should be grateful to the organization that got you Asante Samuel and Ellis Hobokay yeah I can see where you're coming from.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on January 23, 2012, 04:35:03 PM
Goooooooooooooooo injuries!
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Luther Lansfeld on January 23, 2012, 05:33:51 PM
The good thing about here is that none of my friends IRL give a shit about the Super Bowl, so I can pretend it's not happening~
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Scar on February 06, 2012, 04:28:49 AM
Yay! The Patriots did not win!

I was pleased by this game if not more then the first time. hahahaha
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on February 06, 2012, 04:57:20 AM
Man. It's a shame both teams couldn't lose, but I've still got to admit that was a great game.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Hunter Sopko on February 06, 2012, 05:05:45 AM
I think my heart stopped a few times, but I live. Somehow.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Grefter on February 06, 2012, 05:08:20 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfIMy-ebZRk
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Hunter Sopko on February 06, 2012, 01:17:49 PM
This article actually made me feel bad for Tom Brady: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=dw-wetzel_tom_brady_super_bowl_gisele_bundchen_defeat_020512

Time to put him under suicide watch?
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Shale on February 06, 2012, 01:26:59 PM
Brady sitting, apparently catatonic, on the turf after throwing that interception was the greatest moment of the night.

(And even putting my Brady-hating ways aside, if anybody cost the Patriots that game it was him. Intentional grounding in the end zone, the INT to Blackburn is a huge completion if he doesn't underthrow Gronkowski, and Welker had to be a Cirque de Soliel contortionist to even have a chance to drop that pass in the fourth, it was so badly placed.)
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: Kilgamayan on February 06, 2012, 11:07:38 PM
I wouldn't really say any individual won or lost the game for either team, and if I were forced to pick anyone at gunpoint it would probably be Justin Tuck winning it. I can't believe we had four years to find an answer for him and failed.

EDIT: Also, big ups to Steve Weatherford. Mike Scifres would be proud.
Title: Re: NFL 2011: Hand Over the Razors, Eagles Fans
Post by: superaielman on February 07, 2012, 12:07:39 AM
Justin Tuck embarrassed the Pats. It was scary how well he played.