The RPG Duelling League
RPG Debate => Tournaments => Topic started by: OblivionKnight on May 26, 2009, 12:51:20 AM
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Hello everyone! Welcome once more to another series of OK-induced insanity!
Bet you all forgot about this >_>
Anyway, I took all the ideas from the ideas topic and mixed them together. I modified the categories a little so I could include more - about 75% of the ideas suggested will be included in this tournament. Let's see how it ends up!
As always, please feel free to Wikipedia things you don't recognize (http://www.wikipedia.org). No real rules for this contest - just vote on everything!
So without further ado, here...we...go!!!
Sufficiently Developed Science is Indistinguishable from Magic
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/720/kellylebrockphotographc.jpg) vs. (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9619/barbaraedenidreamofjean.jpg)
Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)
To have whatever you want...it's everyone's dream, right? I mean, nerds want the hot girls, and spacemen want...whatever Major Nelson wanted. But what happens when you put an electronic genie into battle against a natural genie? Well, we are about to find out! Lisa's got the rough 80's looks going for her, but Jeannie's got that Middle Eastern charm...and maybe a bomb strapped into that belly button for good measure. Who would you rather have grant your wishes?
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/4249/fearalma1.jpg) vs. (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/7581/pamelaf.jpg)
Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) vs. Pamela Ibis (Gust Games)
Ghosts really are scary. Perhaps one of the most terrifying ghosts in existence, Alma has raped, killed, and mentally tortured her way into the forefront of everyone's list of greatest fears. Pamela, meanwhile, is the complete opposite - cute, funny, although she can be a little sadistic when it comes to scaring people. But will she be able to overcome Alma's viciousness and malignant soul? And conversely, will Alma be able to stand Pamela's cuteness, including her adorable Teddie?
Apocalypse WOW
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9807/raki.png) vs. (http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/7830/505hncj.jpg)
Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)
Glitch. Glitch. Glitch. Raki is in your game system, stealing it's memory. Missingno is in your game system, stealing your items.
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6474/marvinthemartian.jpg) vs. (http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/226/dayearthstoodstillgreen.jpg)
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons)
Both intend to destroy the world. Granted, Klaatu has specific reasons for it (depending on movie interpretation), whereas Marvin just wants to test that damn infandibulator. Yeesh, why can't humanity truly be alone in the universe? With friends like these...
Historical Pretense?
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/7435/n36919454332841687427.jpg) vs. (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/6472/georgewashinton.jpg)
King Leonidas (300) vs. George Washington (Real Life)
THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAA!!!
THIS. IS. AMERICAAAAAAAA!!!
(http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6563/melindagordonghostwhisp.jpg) vs. (http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/9974/5334513.jpg)
Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) vs. Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense)
All I know is that I would vote for Jennif...I mean, the Ghost Whisperer. She's hot. Unless you happen to be attracted to little boys...although, he IS kind of cute. Nonetheless, one speaks to ghosts, the other can see them. Cole has the advantage of having M. Night Shyamalin on board before he started sucking, while Melinda has the advantage of being hot. Pretty equal, I'd say.
The Cake is a Lie
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1651/glados.jpg) vs. (http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1852/shodan.jpg)
GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)
See the title? As one of the nommers put it, "SHODAN can't stay out of a tournament that GLaDoS is in!"
(http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8281/rachaelrayfhmsexy.jpg) vs. (http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/9012/bammainfull.jpg)
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)
See the title? Come on, you had to be expecting this.
Short form:
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons)
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer)
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)
Voting ends in a week+1 day (so next Tuesday).
VOTE NOW!!!!!
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Lisa (Weird Science) - Her age is less noticable.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTPZvAwwCho&fmt=18 Hell yeah.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) - Pisses people off.
Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - Badass.
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George Washington (Real Life) - Not a dumb fad.
Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) - Pic.
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SHODAN (System Shock 2) - Not a dumb fad.
Rachael Ray (Real Life) - Pic.
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Short form:
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)- Has a spine.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)- Pamela antivote. I fear for this tournament.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)-The original.
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons)- I can't take the skirt seriously.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)- He'll kick you apart, ooh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA)
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) Apathy tie vote.
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)- Plays for keeps.
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)- I don't know where you found that picture, but all I need to do is recall her horrible voice.
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Short form:
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)- Hm. Pass.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)- Pass.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)- With infinite stat ups and TMs on his side, Missingno will easily smite her before her third turn.
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons)- It takes Bugs Bunny to beat Marvin! Way more powerful.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)- Alrighty. After some research, it seems that they have opposite destinies; Leonidas to die, and George Washington to never come to harm on the field of battle. That, as they say, seems to be that.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer)- Oh, that show that's on while I'm cleaning out the rotissiere! Eh, Haley Joel Osmet has Bruce Willis and Donald Duck on his side, he can take her.
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)- Wouldn't they just go off into the sunset together instead? No? GLaDoS I think, seems more pragmatic and efficent. (ie without morality core, she just... releases nerve toxins. SHODAN spends the whole game playing with you due to megalomania.)
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)- her stuff always sounds way tastier, and doesn't take nearly as much prep time!
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) - Djinn loyalty.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) - Scarier.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon) - Doesn't cause as many headaches?
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - Loony toons are hard to kill.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300) - I like this meme.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) - Sure, I'll buy KH hype.
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2) - Catchier song!
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) - Catchier catchphrase! BAM!
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Short form:
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) Isn't effected by common morals mon.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) Isn't afraid to rape a mon.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon) All the game power in the world be doing you no good if the game not be working.
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) The Duck Dodgers be a more dangerous foe then then entirity of Earth's military mon.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300): While the king be having great power mon, he met his end by spears. Meanwhile George survived being shot at many times, and everyone knows guns be better then swords mon.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) Beauty is in the eye of the beholder they say. They be lying mon.
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2): Be having more resources to work with mon.
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) Statistically proven to win in a fight.
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) - oh fuck high octane nightmare fuel
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon) - Attachment clause. Sorry, Raki.
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - This is a joke.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300) - Eh.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) - Ghost Whisperer? Something I don't give a shit about, yay.
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2) - Is SHODAN.
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) - Ohhh yeaaah
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Short form:
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) - Pass
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) - From what little I know of either
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon) - Pass
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - Pass
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300) - Yep.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) - Pass
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2) - I'll bite
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) - Yep.
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) - Less... unappealing.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) - With a game name like F.E.A.R., I think it pretty clear.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon) - Uhh...
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - Loony Toons FTW.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300) - Been said.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) - From something that I tolerate to watch!
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2) - Because the cake is a lie.
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) - EMERIIIIIIIIL!!!
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons)
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer)
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) - Because everyone knows that the sexiest part of the female body is the bellybutton.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - Not Keanu Reeves.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300) - On a horse made of crystal he patrolled the land, with a mason ring and schnauzer in his perfect hands.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer)
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2) - I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) - Because Emeril Lagasse is annoying as f***. Also, fun fact: I checked this thread while I was at work earlier today and the screen decided to center on that picture of Rachel Ray right as my coworker Abby walked by. Yay hasty explanations.
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Also, fun fact: I checked this thread while I was at work earlier today and the screen decided to center on that picture of Rachel Ray right as my coworker Abby walked by. Yay hasty explanations.
Sure, the screen 'decided to'. We all know you were staring because you've just been craving chocolate. ;D
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Also, fun fact: I checked this thread while I was at work earlier today and the screen decided to center on that picture of Rachel Ray right as my coworker Abby walked by. Yay hasty explanations.
Sure, the screen 'decided to'. We all know you were staring because you've just been craving chocolate. ;D
Yes, you're right. That's exactly what I was staring at. Can't pull the wool over your eyes, can I?
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)- Makes a crack team of Leonidas backed up by the combined might of Richard and Michael look like pussies.
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Short form:
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons)
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer)
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon): That mock pokemon card is cool enough to decide my vote, here.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300): That meme is stupid.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer): Tis weird, I like the 6th Sense overall (awesome plot twist is awesome), but never cared for Haley Joel Osmont's character at all. (Also the hype for the "I see dead people" line can go to hell.)
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Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life): BAM.
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie)
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.)
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon)
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons)
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer)
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life)
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) - Aunt has this name, with only one n. Thus, fanboy vote.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) - Eh.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon) - Cooler glitch.
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - Roman Martian parody.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300)
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) - Trusting NEB.
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2)
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) Rachael Ray uses Sex Appeal on Taishyr! But Taishyr was unaffected!
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Short form:
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Lisa (Weird Science) vs. Jeannie (I Dream of Jeannie) - Entirely because I love the song Weird Science.
Pamela Ibis (Gust Games) vs. Alma Wade (F.E.A.R.) - From a game I like as opposed to one I have no interest in ever touching.
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Raki (Ar Tonelico II) vs. Missingno (Pokemon) - Missingno glitch is cool. Raki glitch sounds obnoxious.
Klaatu (The Day the Earth Stood Still) vs. Marvin the Martian (Loony Toons) - Marvin > most.
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George Washington (Real Life) vs. King Leonidas (300) - See CK.
Cole Sear (The Sixth Sense) vs. Melinda Gordon (Ghost Whisperer) - I watched Ghost Whisperer for a bit and it was alright. No interest in sitxth sense though.
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GLaDoS (Portal) vs. SHODAN (System Shock 2) - Look at me still voting while there's science to do.
Rachael Ray (Real Life) vs. Emeril Lagasse (Real Life) - My Portuguese Chicken recipie was derived from a 30 Minute Meals ep.
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