The RPG Duelling League
RPGDL Internal => Writeups => Writeup Graveyard => Topic started by: superaielman on January 30, 2009, 06:13:51 AM
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Ghaleon>>>Claude (And so the hype ends. For now.)
Id>>>>>Momo (;_; I'll be voting against Cristo next week.)
Titania>Kazin (O hay it's mr 39% draw! At least you didn't outfail Darc.)
Rozalin>Tao (Remake form killed her, I voted for Rozy)
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Cristo>Zapdos
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Who won Borgan vs. Lin? Your notes say one thing, your commentary says another.
Odd Eye>Wren, Rhapthorne>Kato, FA>Lambda, Lin vs. Borgan either way, Paine>>>Sprigg, Noel>Gogen.
Anyone who wants one of these, take it, but this is my tenative list for now. Will start writing around 6:00 PM.
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Lin beat Borgan. My fault.
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I can grab these two.
Jack>Presea (Fuck off, Jack.)
Akihiko>Darc (Kill yourself, Darc)
Like Tai, will be doing them later in the day
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Marle > Axel.
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Odd Eye > Wren
Wren was waiting calmly as Odd Eye strode into the arena, hand on his sword.
A pause.
Then Wren broke down.
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"Well -that- was pointless." Chaz muttered as Lucca and Demi fixed Wren up. "How the hell did he manage to break before even fighting?"
"Who was Wren fighting, again?" Lucca asked, sparing a glance to Chaz as she pushed up her glasses.
"Odd Eye. What's that have to do with anything?" Chaz muttered.
"How many eyes does Odd Eye have?" Lucca grinned, tightening a nut. Chaz stared at Lucca, before...
"YOU MEAN HE COULDN'T HANDLE A BASIC LOGIC MISMATCH?!?"
Rhapthorne > Kato
"Hurry! We must expose the Vulnerabulb!" Kato bellowed, at the wheel of the FF Enterprise. "Ouka, FIRE!"
> Sniper Orb uses Mystical Revenge Gunner!
> DRK takes no damage!
"What is this witchery...?! HURRY! Set off the Time Explosion!" Kato cursed.
Yuri watched the match, munching on popcorn. Maxim gave him a quizzical stare. "Any reason why he's being allowed outside weapons?"
"Rhapthorne was allowed a boost as well. They're acting out a scene from a little adventure thing."
"Huh?"
"Still you will not yield, eh? Then taste... CHIN DIPLOMACY!" Kato bellowed in defiance.
>Kato's Chin deploys an array of 99 rockets!
>DRK takes no damage!
"...this makes no sense." Maxim mutters.
"See, both of them thought this would be fun. Sadly, Kato seems to have forgotten what Rhapthorne's weakness would be like this."
"What is it?"
"Candy. He can't be hurt unless his blood sugar gives him issues." Yuri confided.
"...and yet Rhapthorne's attempting to hit a flying airship that Kato can pilot insanely well." Maxim states.
"Yep."
"This match is gonna take forever, isn't it."
Yuri tilted the bag of popcorn to Maxim in mute reply. A slight sigh, before Maxim grabbed a handful.
FA > Lambda
Lambda's special power is crying.
Salty water is a good electrical conductor.
False Althena summons huge blasts of lightning.
This one should be obvious.
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Lin>Borgan
Asking Lin to pose with him in a bromide, in retrospect, wasn't Borgan's best moment.
Reacting by shooting Borgan's head off with a machine gun wasn't Lin's.
Having to resurrect Borgan and deal with his advances wasn't Yuna's.
Nuking Borgan off the face of the map with a Holy to the face wasn't Yuna's best moment, either, but.
Paine >>> Sprigg
Look, we could explain the giant jellyfish appearing during the middle of the battle.
We could elaborate on Paine and Sprigg transforming into a super-old woman with metal wings and arms to fight it.
There's a perfectly ration explanation for the Tantalus airship ramming into both at high speeds, too.
But we just can't explain why Magical Princess Ghaleon appeared singing on top of the ship immediately afterward.
And the explanation for why Paine won would require a doctoral thesis and likely feature three mentions of Brahne so we'll omit that, too.
Noel > Gogen
Gogen never made it to the match, being detained by PETA on accusations of "ten hundred years of animal abuse."
Noel has not said whether he was the one who made the call to PETA or not.