You suck Squirtle line.
I think it'd be cool if you did them in groups instead of just going numerically.
I'm for sticking with chronological order, myself.
You know, I was planning on hating on Pidgey
...
Fun fact: I can barely tell Pidgeot and Pidgeotto apart.
Pikachu is outstanding; I can't count the number of times I've seen non-pokemon players react to it with a "awww, that's adorable!" in a way that few other pokemon can manage. Its design just works, I dunno.
Also, the clearest dual type ever. It's a bug with plants on it.
Arcanine: Good evolution ahoy. Takes everything good about Growlithe and amplifies it, while getting rid of the dumb snub face for the most part. Those rear leg floofs are hella weird, though. 4/5
Poliwhirl: His swirl goes the other way! Also he's got arms and not tail. And the stupid lips are gone and replaced with stupid gloves.
My dog is regal as fuck.
actually a decent Pokemon in all of its appearances
Quoteactually a decent Pokemon in all of its appearances
This statement is more than a bit of a stretch.
I hate snub-faced dogs.
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBJ1QwHWUAA8zq8.jpg)
And I swear, if I have to have an argument about inconsistency in my opinions re: dog muzzles because of this one on every future canine pokemon, I will gut someone. Or start review MLP color palletes or something.
Biased Andrew. 3/5
I actually don't like realistic horses that much
Biased Andrew. 3/5
I demand ethics in my pokemon games journalism
Well, and Magmar. That's... questionable, but apparently it and Electabuzz have some ridiculous number of fans.
Cloyster: Vagina jokes. We good here?Nope.
I actually love Cloyster's shell (it's awesome, that's what an angry, aggressive death clam looks like)Because you are still talking about vaginas.
Honestly Gengar's score is higher than I thought it would be.
Plus, I love that "You wanna go, bro?" look it's got.
Exeggcute's Japanese name, like almost all of them, is stupid and you shouldn't think about it.
It's "Tamatama," tama being the word for ball and also part of the word "tamago" which means, surprise, EGG.
Exegguctor's Japanese name is "Nasshii," which they get from coconuts and yashi, for palm tree.
Seriously, the Japanese names for Pokemon are all fucking horrible and stupid.
I'm sorry, "Bulbasaur" is infinitely better than "Mysterious Seed."
It isn't even a pun! It's just two words!
Exeggcute's Japanese name, like almost all of them, is stupid and you shouldn't think about it.
It's "Tamatama," tama being the word for ball and also part of the word "tamago" which means, surprise, EGG.
Exegguctor's Japanese name is "Nasshii," which they get from coconuts and yashi, for palm tree.
Seriously, the Japanese names for Pokemon are all fucking horrible and stupid.
If you take out the crown of the skull and replaced it with shoulders and a head Hitmonlee would be pretty much straight up human, but small change and good visual design make it distinguishable yet very not human.
I am pretty sure the humanoid thing was the problem, and I gotta agree. It's why Gardevoir is so goddamn creepy.
3. Lapras best Gen 1 Pokemon agree or be incorrect.
How many purple?!
My favourite typing is Garbage Fire Pokemon.
My favourite typing is butts and cocks going into butts
Give it a bit more of a canine/vulpine/feline face and it'd be pretty close to a five
If anyone was curious, I apparently understand how to rate, considering Gen 1 came out with an average score of 3.09.
This one will be easy, you just do it in one post.
Gen 2 in its entirety - 0/10 fuck off forever
Then move on to Gen 3.
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Yeah, I kinda agree. I don't think -any- generation of Pokemon is entirely worthless. Gen 2 has Girafarig, Miltank, Slugma at the very minimum for objectively good designs. According to canon
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LADIES
Wouldn't you, if you could?
(http://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2016/06/1454961321-index.png)Okay now we can skip to gen 3 after 0/100 all of gen 2.
Good news, GSC doesn't have that many pokemon! You only have 91 to go, actually. You can do this!
This is belated because, honestly, I really didn't want to waste precious minutes of my life staring at Croconaw, but what the fuck is with those two completely o
Jesus Christ, Gen 2. Hurry up and get to Sudowoodo.
Featured: 300% longer goddamn legs than Furret
Pokemon designs that are "real animal plus one minor 'cool' point": dozens!
Pokemon designs that are "real animal but somehow less cool than in real life": somehow, Lanturn manages to be one. Ah, Gen 2.
Why not do mega evos of gen 1 if you're bored of gen 2? I mean you will have to do them anyway.
And mega beedrill is pretty high up there on the list of pokemons that will murder you
Xatu seems to be modeled after a Navajo/Hopi Kachina doll (or possibly the totems of the Northwest tribes). I think it works pretty well in that respect.
Example: http://media-cdn.alltribes.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/8081d36d33c1b3b87f9db6e943dec4cd/0/0/0055-22047-kd-01_2.jpg
Hey, Sun and Moon starters were revealed and GF continues the proud tradition of making shit tier water starters.
Had? Did you disown them for owning a bunch of Gen 2 Pokemon memorabilia?
This one will be easy, you just do it in one post.
Gen 2 in its entirety - 0/10 fuck off forever
Then move on to Gen 3.
Delibird: Random Santa pokemon is stupid. Unfortunately, the face and chest are kinda neat bird designs. Nice, fluffy, feathery. The rest of it is stupid, though. I'm torn. 2/5
*inserts Djinn-like rant about how Miltank is better than every eevolution*
*inserts Djinn-like rant about how Miltank is better than every eevolution*
Fuck off. Have an actual criticism or opinion. Coming in to mock me for discussing aesthetics in a topic that's literally about discussing aesthetics especially when there's already three other (at least somewhat-fleshed-out) negative responses is just piling on me for no reason other than to be pithy and demeaning. That's just dickish, not to mention it's not very conducive to continued discussion.
...Unless of course you're serious about liking Miltank that much? In which case I apologize for reading the dripping sarcasm in it wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qkrKTAOv2M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qkrKTAOv2M
Your arsehole isn't cute anymore. (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_BxBs4f4RIU)
Now just because no one likes you
Don't mean they don't want you around
They wanna throw things at you
And for an encore they push you down, push you down
They sent a man to the moon just to watch him die
We dropped turkeys out of planes just to fill up the sky
And they know damn well they can't fly
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Zenn "literall" y
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Zenn "literall" y
Only thing better than a onebuttduck is a threebuttduck
EDIT: OH GOD LOOK AT THIS THING WHILE LISTENING TO BABY MARIO CRY THAT IS EXACTLY THE ANIMAL SOUND IT WOULD MAKE
I predict you will like some trashy fire Pokemon that isn't even that good looking and there will be something that you list off a bunch of reasons that it is trashy and then give it a 3/5.
I predict you will like some trashy fire Pokemon that isn't even that good looking and there will be something that you list off a bunch of reasons that it is trashy and then give it a 3/5.
Well, shit. Nailed it.
(http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/2/29/256Combusken.png/250px-256Combusken.png) Combusken: Well that happened. Suddenly limbs and stuff. The neck ruffle taking over is a bit weird, but its functional and flares out in the right places. Getting massive arms with claws is unusual, but more defined feet/legs are fine. The crest looks better here (likely due to headsize comparison). The beak is weird as fuck, though. The hell happened there? I thought I hated this one, but, honestly, it's actually a pretty smooth evolution. That beak, though. 3/5
A less stupid Weedle
that stupid butt-face
Seriously?PastAndrew is fucking stupid.
....
seriouslypastAndrew? What is your deal?
Or it can be Buzz Aldrin’s campaign slogan
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/d/d6/313Volbeat.png/250px-313Volbeat.png) Volbeat: Blah blah blah blah blah. wrong/5
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/8/8a/300Skitty.png/250px-300Skitty.png) Skitty: Oh Skitty. I love you. I just wish you looked a little less goofy. Color is pretty good, body is actually a really great minimalist quadraped, the ears are good, but the expression is good. The flat face is a demerit, the half-moon color break is eh (I wish it were a bit rougher, but I guess it partially conveys Moon Stone connection) and that tail is... a thing. Seriously, I dunno what that tail is. At all. Little rat tail condom balloon with pins things. The fuck? Still. 4/5
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/f/f4/301Delcatty.png/250px-301Delcatty.png) Delcatty: Worse than Skitty. Also seriously evolutions stop randomly changing colors for no discernable reason. The ears are kinda neat and the stupid pincushion thing looks better around its neck and the tail isn't as stupid anymore, but overall the extra body space just ends up looking a bit boring despite being another nice quadraped build. Also I guess the longer I stare at them, the face fluffs look really goofy, like its face is being pulled out. 3/5
Sproink
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/8/8f/327Spinda.png/250px-327Spinda.png) Spinda: Is fine. The gimmick is cute. The colors are fine. The drawn on look for the spirals is a bit weird but not crazy by Pokemon standards. Sure. 3/5
Honestly I love Spoink. It's so stupid, but in an adorable way. One of the few that manages to register as "cute" for me, i guess.
Since talking to my wife is a challenge,
I never really noted what the heck was up with Rayquaza's mouth before, but now I can't unsee it.
Way to ruin what was otherwise a rather unremarkable design.
(https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/7/7f/395Empoleon.png/250px-395Empoleon.png) Empoleon: Fuck them and their stupid suits. 1/5
I propose that we burn him at the stake.
I’m more baffled at rating Empoleon below Prinplup though. Middle child’s just an insufferable prick right there.
And Empoleon still falls below it.
(Also I blame you for me now casting these characters in a gritty procedural where Empoleon is the kingpin, Prinplup is the pimp, and Piplup is the... exploited... for lack of a more fitting term.)
Also its mane beard makes me think of the amish. 1/5
Ashley is gonna be mad about that name.
ITT: Andrew hates all new pokemon except the hooker-mon.
Bonsly
That is harsh, Ashley.