Author Topic: Melody (vs. Dune. Er, Connie).  (Read 347 times)

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Melody (vs. Dune. Er, Connie).
« on: December 19, 2008, 03:17:31 PM »
This is a joke, right? All that time Melody spent waiting for another shot at a title, and her long-awaited return to the arena sees her facing...a dog? This is just insulting. That snooty Clive was on the scheduling committee this season, wasn't he? He probably thought this matchup would be real clever: "Look, Melody's facing a dog because she's so ugly, hahaha, like a dog, hahaha." Well, she'll show him! She'll grind this poor little doggie into dust! The next one, too! And however many other animals they send after her! With Melody's forcefield protecting her from low-damage attacks, it'll be a surprise if the Prophet even gets scratched in this little fracas, and with poison counters eating away at Connie's HP it won't be hard for Melody to kick this puppy to the curb.

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Re: Melody (vs. Dune. Er, Connie).
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 02:31:37 AM »
This is a joke, right? All that time Melody spent waiting for another shot at a title, and her long-awaited return to the arena throws a damned dog at her? Insulting. That snooty Clive was on the scheduling committee this season, wasn't he? He probably thought this matchup would be real clever: "Look, Melody's facing a dog because she's so ugly, hahaha, like a dog, hahaha." Well, she'll show him! She'll grind this poor little doggie into dust! The next one, too! And however many other animals they send after her! With Melody's forcefield protecting her from low-damage attacks, it'll be a surprise if the Prophet even gets scratched in this little fracas, and poison counters will just be the added counter-insult against those idiots and this... mutt!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....