Only inspired to write one so far...
Lamington > Sephiroth
Called from his flower garden yet again, Lamington again steps down from his space in Celestia to administer punishment on these poor sinners. Standing before him this week is none other than the crazed murderer Sephiroth, a man who has the audacity to have the moniker of a One Winged Angel. Truly, the High Seraph’s Judgement will be swift and fierce, ending the man’s dark path in a motion of justice and mercy. Shall he try to run away, Armageddon shall arise around him, finalizing his existence on this mortal plane. If nothing else, Lamington should be done with this match in time to get back to his place of residence to attend to the soufflé that he was paying attention to.
