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Balk (vs Sophia)
« on: June 10, 2010, 11:38:38 PM »
What? Some little girl is going to get into Balk's way? Ridiculous! Balk has ascended past mere humanity and is immortal now! What can some little waif of a girl with a staff do to him? Has she ever gotten her hands dirty? Hah! No, Balk knows how to deal with little troublemakers like that. What you do is you take your gun and aim right for the arm! Bang, one shot! While she's crying about her arm and unable to do anything, you finish her off at your leisure. It's brutal, it's mean and it's vicious, but you know what? It works. She can cast the greatest magic of all time, but it doesn't matter if she can't cast in the first place, does it?
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Re: Balk (vs Sophia)
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2010, 05:35:00 AM »
What? Some little girl is going to get in Balk's way? Ridiculous! Balk has ascended past mere humanity and is immortal now! What can some little waif of a girl with a staff do to him? Has she ever gotten her hands dirty? Hah! No, Balk knows how to deal with little troublemakers like that. What you do is you take your gun and aim right for the arm! Bang, one shot! While she's crying about her arm and unable to do anything, you finish her off at your leisure. It's brutal, it's mean and it's vicious, but you know what? It works. She can cast the greatest magic of all time, but it doesn't matter if she can't cast in the first place, does it?
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