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Batta the Beast (vs. Dean)
« on: November 12, 2008, 03:53:17 AM »
Who does this Dean kid think he is, anyway?  Does he think he can stand up to Batta the Beast?  While Batta may have gotten his title more for his size and stench, he's got more to bring to the battlefield than Dean does.  Dean is merely some overconfident, optimistic kid.  Batta is big, beastly, and has an axe to use on people.  In fact, it has been proven that axes go nicely in the faces of annoying loud kids.  And so, with a mighty Axe to the Face, Batta the Beast will advance to the next round for sure.
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Re: Batta the Beast (vs. Dean)
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 03:24:29 AM »
Hah! Trifling with the beastly bandit of the highlands, the great Batta? Who the hell does this Dean kid think he is? While Batta may have gotten his title more for his size and stench than his might, he's got more to bring to the battlefield than Dean does. Dean is merely some overconfident, optimistic kid. Batta is big, burly, and has a mighty cleaving axe to swing. In fact, it has been proven that axes go nicely in the faces of annoying loud kids (and pretty much anything that breathes, really). And so, with a mighty Axe to the Face, Batta the Beast will advance to the next round for sure!
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