« previous next »
Pages: 1 [2]

Author Topic: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.  (Read 2657 times)

Captain K

  • Ugly Old Man
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1203
  • Saving the world with curry and coffee
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2017, 07:18:32 AM »
Louisiana State loses 87 yards on a fumble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3fNwfs5FGA

This game also featured:

3rd and goal with 93 yards to go.

A punt on 4th and goal.

Missisippi State's nose guard scoring 2 touchdowns.

Two blocked extra points and a blocked punt.

Blocked extra point returned for a 2 pt conversion.
Logged

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2017, 06:41:35 PM »
I'm trying to formulate a response to what I just watched but I can't decide between "god is dead" and "god has a wicked sense of humor."
Logged
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #27 on: September 15, 2017, 05:31:52 AM »
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2017/09/14/facebook_let_advertisers_target_jew_haters_it_doesn_t_end_there.html

I'm currently setting up an email compliance system that my company will be required to use.  It is designed to automatically flag certain words or phrases in emails and other electronic communication that would raise securities law concerns, like "guaranteed profit" and "no risk."  My company has a grand total of 6 people in it.  Nevertheless, we are subject to this regulatory burden.  So it is with the utmost sincerity that I say, Facebook, for a company with more than 6 people in it, THIS SHIT SHOULD NOT BE SO HARD FOR YOU.
Logged
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

Dhyerwolf

  • Mod Board Access
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4736
  • Here it comes, the story, of mankind's final glory
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2017, 09:43:04 AM »
I'm sure it's incredibly easy, but they aren't a company famed for ethical behavior.
Logged
...into the nightfall.

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #29 on: October 30, 2017, 02:33:53 PM »
https://tinyurl.com/yazmkh9f

The dumbest shit you will read in a long fucking time.  Edit - About the new Wolfenstein and has spoilers if you care, but even if you do, he misses the point so fucking much there isn't really anything spoiled.
Logged
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

SnowFire

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4937
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #30 on: November 08, 2017, 03:55:13 AM »
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/7bgls8/fed_im_about_to_bring_an_attorney_a_smoking_gun/

Yeah, Reddit, shooting fish in a barrel.  Still.  This guy is...  special.  (And very, very clearly super sincere and not a troll.)
Logged

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #31 on: November 15, 2017, 07:27:55 PM »


I eagerly anticipating the lawsuit.

Also:

Logged
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

SnowFire

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4937
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #32 on: November 16, 2017, 05:20:41 AM »
Ah, but you left out the other pages of the complaint.

https://twitter.com/djsziff/status/930649308134760448?s=17

I love the random, single footnote to a random case, without a citation or a page number or quote or anything.
Logged

Captain K

  • Ugly Old Man
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1203
  • Saving the world with curry and coffee
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #33 on: November 16, 2017, 03:48:18 PM »
How do you get to be an attorney without knowing the difference between it's and its?
Logged

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #34 on: November 16, 2017, 05:01:14 PM »
Each state has its own bar exam.  Alabama has the lawyers it deserves.
Logged
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

superaielman

  • "Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar/The fear of death holds not my heart!"
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 9630
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2017, 02:23:17 AM »
https://twitter.com/KateHarding/status/931219016609357824


Fuck. Off. There are lots more words, but I think 'fuck off' sums up the key points here.
Logged
"Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself"- Count Aral Vorkosigan, A Civil Campaign
-------------------
<Meeple> knownig Square-enix, they'll just give us a 2nd Kain
<Ciato> he would be so kawaii as a chibi...

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #36 on: December 05, 2017, 06:34:49 PM »
http://www.motherjones.com/media/2017/12/roy-moore-campaign-not-all-women-have-accused-him-of-sexual-misconduct/

Only 2 pages of IOTD on the year - I think we're becoming numb to it.  Not a good sign.
Logged
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2017, 08:31:17 PM »
#notallwomen
Logged
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.

Shale

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5800
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2017, 09:26:35 PM »
Quote from: NotMiki on December 05, 2017, 06:34:49 PM
http://www.motherjones.com/media/2017/12/roy-moore-campaign-not-all-women-have-accused-him-of-sexual-misconduct/

Only 2 pages of IOTD on the year - I think we're becoming numb to it.  Not a good sign.

I blame choice paralysis. It's tough enough picking an idiot of the hour from the shitshow we've had.
Logged
"Sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology."
-Ponder Stibbons

[23:02] <Veryslightlymad> CK dreams about me starring in porno?
[23:02] <CmdrKing> Pretty sure.

Luther Lansfeld

  • Global Moderator
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 5064
  • Her will demands it.
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2017, 09:46:21 PM »
I'm glad we're holding him to high standards

He has not sexually assaulted every woman he has ever come in contact with, give him a prize
Logged
When humanity stands strong and people reach out for each other...
There’s no need for gods.

http://backloggery.com/ciato

Profile pic by (@bunneshi) on twitter!

NotMiki

  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4476
  • Social Justice McNinja
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2017, 10:19:54 PM »
God gave him a mission and it is to solidify, for all time, the ability of self-righteous East Coasters to look down on Alabamans.  HE'S DOIN' A GOOD JOB.
Logged
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

SnowFire

  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 4937
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #41 on: December 05, 2017, 11:50:00 PM »
On a slightly happier idiocy note, this is one of the best headlines ever.

http://www.theolympian.com/latest-news/article186197033.html
Logged

Captain K

  • Ugly Old Man
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 1203
  • Saving the world with curry and coffee
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2017, 10:07:55 AM »
3 month old child in the backseat.  Sigh.
Logged

Grefter

  • Villain.
  • DL
  • Denizen
  • *
  • Posts: 10386
  • True and Honest. Smarter. More aggressive.
    • View Profile
Re: Idiot of the Day 2017: Your lucky color is orange.
« Reply #43 on: December 07, 2017, 03:31:48 AM »
Parents are just made up of the general population.
Logged
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
The king perfect of the DL is and always will be Excal. - Superaielman
Don't worry, just jam it in anyway. - SirAlex
Gravellers are like, G-Unit - Trancey.
Pages: 1 [2]
« previous next »