Results
65. Wario v Dr. Emmitt Brown - Drinking Contest IIIII II/I
66. Goku v Aya Brea - Poetry Contest II/IIIII III
67. Darkwing Duck v Lina Inverse - Calvinball II/IIII
68. Igor v Lenneth Valkyrie - Chicken II/IIIII I
69. Jean-Luc Picard v Scrooge McDuck - Tightrope Walking /IIIII IIII
70. Ramza Beoulve v White Knight Leo - Killing Everyone IIIII IIII/I
71. Angry Video Game Nerd v Maria Renard - Being Batman I/IIIII II
72. Totoro v Fei Fong Wong - Detonating an Asteroid in Space /IIIII IIII
Pool CD
Match 73
Old wives tales, folklore, or just plain urban legends. There's countless things which people simply believe without any basis in fact. But, sometimes folks just have to prove what's real and what isn't, and do it with big ol explosions.
Our first competitor may be more at home in the kitchen than in the lab, but Iron Chef Maharu Morimoto knows how to take an ingredient, and make it sing. And this time, his ingredient is nothing less than the truth.
But he's up against a formidable foe, Hrathen, the Durathi Gyorn who finds faith through reason. With his keen mind, and a lifetime of debate, he'll be well suited to sift fact from fiction.
Match 74
Welcome one and all to the Dating Game! Tonight, our lovely contestant will get to choose between two 'eligable' batchelors.
Batchelor #1 is a ten year old boy who loves to give his parents grief and go on imaginary adventures with his stuffed tiger! He loves exploring alien worlds and random philosophy. Just remember, however interesting the evening may be, he'll still need to be home by eight.
Batchelor #2 is older, if not more mature, and has a prestigious job as a head scientist in the field of robotics. But don't think that she spends all of her time in a lab, she also spends a lot of time on derelict planets and virtual realities when she isn't spending time hanging out with, and learning the 'truth' behind your favourite religious figures!
Match 75
Some do it for love, and others for money. Some seek fame, others a place in the textbooks. None of those folk need apply, because here we seek those who do not desire science, but rather, SCIENCE!!! Thouse who seek to do what they can simply to see if it can be done. Who go beyond the limits lesser minds accept, be they imagination, morality, red tape, or physics.
The wierd thing is that, our first competitor is the highly skilled Dr. McNinja, but he's against someone who is less, more, and equally skilled as him all at the same time in the wierd Maya Schrodinger and her comic mimicing powers. Convenient for her that Dr. McNinja is himself a comic character. However, while the McNinja will be relying on his own skills, can the borrowed mastery of a Girl Genius or other Mad Scientist give Maya the edge she needs?
Match 76
Oh, Horatio! I know not the pentamater iambic, and yet speak I must,
A monologue, a speach, where I alone doth speak.
And yet, why do I speak, whether alone or in company
And partake not of dialogue?
Art I a villain?
To twirl my moustach as I speak aloud the dire fate
Of those fools, who must be shown their foolishness?
Perhaps instead, a pre-teen mob boss, who speaks in tongues.
For whom the riches of loyalty given me by family
Is bested only by the humiliation I heap upon them.
Or perhaps a hero
A man who speaks to the world before others,
For they have not the words or the spirit that lets them rise above.
To steel my resolve before my end
And remind myself of my human soul, of pain, of wit, of art.
Before facing the future's bane, and killer automatons.
A Rebel's speech fore his long night.
Match 77
Painting, it's the kind of thing that surprising people can be good at. Which is good, since both of our competitors today will be going at it from completely opposite angles.
Minsc is famed for his adventuring, but his strength can be used for many things, and Boo is a muse most fine! With his trusty sidekick advising him on how to go about things, Minsc is certain to produce a picture full of manliness and energy which will kick many butts.
Against this is the more refined and precise Miles Edgeworth. His eye for art is only surpassed by his eye for evidence. And his keen mind can be applied to many things. Of course, after 3-5, he may have a bit of trauma around paints.
Match 78
Sadly, this time Live Action Minesweeper isn't here to fulfill your fantasies of unliked characters getting blown sky high. I mean, we're probably going to see some fatalities on both sides here, but nothing important. Which means that both sides will complete their grid, it's just a question of how long to complete them.
This swinging shagadelic super spy from the sixties, is sure to show why he's the man. After all, who else but Austin Powers, Internation Man of Mystery, can hope to deal with a dangerous assignment like this and end up with a brand new chick by the end of it. Of course, there's going to be plenty of mistakes along the way, but it'll only be bad guys and extras getting hurt, so who really cares?
Of course, he'd better be prepared to cry some more, since he's up against the Heavy. Unlike Austin, the Heavy is probably gonna get blown up before this is done, but it's nothing a bit of respawning won't cure. And while he may not have the pizazz or the brains of Austin, he does have sheer brute force.
Match 79
Welcome to Junkyard Wars. The game where two teams are given a goal and a day to go into the junkyard and find what they need in order to make their device. Each team can also have one expert.
In an oddity, Team Neverwhere is likely to have their prime contestant also be their expert. Angel Islington has all kinds of knowledge, and is the kind of personality who's able to sit at the base while sending out teams to accomplish his goals for him. And, he's got a fairly good team at his disposal. The one flaw is that he may try and get his team to build something besides what's on tap, inexchange for something a little more beneficial to him.
Against this, Team Zeon is going to be anchored by the Red Comet himself, Char Anzabel. And while he won't have many heros to side with him, he will have a lot of the Universal Century to have alongside him, including scientists and others who're good at doing a lot of jury rigging on a moment's notice on the battlefield. While they may not have the divine inspiration of their opponents, they will have the experience and drive that'll show off the best of humanity.
Match 80
Any idiot can successfully complete a pokemon journey. After all, what're your opponents going to do after you level to ninty? But the art of creating a pokemon with the perfect moveset? Now there's something that only a true master can do.
Garland may be known mostly for knocking things down, but he's also had aeons to watch how things grow, and how they change, and he'll be putting that to good use here.
Against that is Mat Cauthon, who'll be relying not on his Ta'veren nature (except for getting the right raw materials) but on his farm upbringing. After all, with his eye for horses and men, he'll doubtless also have a good eye for Pokemon, and be able to use that to get what he needs.
Quick Vote Form
73. Iron Chef Maharu Morimoto v Hrathen - Mythbusting
74. Calvin, not Hobbes v Shion Uzuki - The Dating Game
75. Dr. McNinja v Maya Schrodinger - Doing SCIENCE!
76. Puniyo v John Connor - Monologing
77. Minsc v Miles Edgeworth - Painting
78. Austin Powers v Heavy - Live Action Minesweeper
79. Angel Islington v Char Anzabel - Junkyard Wars
80. Garland v Mat Cauthon - Pokemon Breeding
