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« Reply #650 on: October 31, 2009, 01:04:47 AM »
Wait, does that mean it's worth me watching the rest of the films?

No.  Go watch Blood Simple.
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« Reply #651 on: October 31, 2009, 03:23:47 AM »
Gamera: Guardian of the Universe:  You know, you'd think I'd stop watching this after 5 movies of absolute trash with one movie of plain vanilla crap...but whatever...I MUST PRESS ON!

This has to be probably the single worst name for a Gamera movie yet.  I mean, vs. names are fine, Godzilla does it all the time!  This sounds like they're being just plain garnering towards GAMERA IS A SUPER HERO ISN'T HE COOL KIDS!?

...the ironic thing?  This movie is actually decent.  Its not like the earlier Gamera films at all.  This is the first in the 90s series of movies, and well...it shows.  Special Effects and such look dated, but at the same time, they're above the level of tolerance, so its all good.  It actually is a movie you can kind of take seriously, at least, in the way you take Kaiju movies seriously.

Now, I won't deny that some of the visuals did come off as bad at times.  The first shot of Gyaos' face was just awful, and frankly, I feel like they could have made him...oh right, all Gyaos in this movie are female...HER a bit more pleasing to look at.  I understand that she's not suppose to look pretty, and look evil, but there's a difference between "ugly" and "dear god what is that thing?"  The general style of the monster, mind, didn't look half bad, though; it looked like what you'd expect from someone in a rubber suit.  So basically, I'm just saying "they could have fixed the design, but the general portrayal was fine."  This is what I was talking about, more or less, when I said Gyaos is someone I can see taking seriously if they just de-Gamerized the design, which this movie more or less did.
Also, there were a few bad shots of Gamera at close up, where it just looked awful.  For the most part, Gamera looked fine in this movie, but a few facial profiles just came off bad; Godzilla in the 80/90s had some similar cases, mind.  This is probably just the newer technology, animotronics, etc. clashing with the old Kaiju style camera work, would be my guess.

Gamera's roar was kept, but they made it sound less annoying; they added a deeper pitch to it, and made it sound more like a roar (while keeping the style the same) rather than souding merely like an Elephant dying of cancer.  Gamera also actually looked a lot better in general; he looked threatening, instead of just "GIANT TURTLE!" which is odd cause this movie he's clearly displayed as good guy from beginning to end, but eh, its an update to his design, and one he desperately needed, and it works really well.  You can take Gamera as a serious monster now, instead of just an ugly pile of shit turtle (which was ashame cause conceptually he was always neat, but his movies did him no justice.  This movie actually uses that concepts potential some!)

Hell, Gamera even had a bad ass entrance.  I mean, we see Gyaos (smaller than usual) doing shit, we're waiting for Gamera to appear...you know he's coming cause of the allusions to him...you see a Helicopter chasing a Gyaos, wondering just when that Helicopter is gonna get blasted...
Suddenly, out of the water, out of nowhere, Gamera appears, bitch slaps the Gyaos away, knocking him into a convenient electrical supplied area, and explosions ensue.   In his first 5 seconds, he is being totally awesome.  This is the kind of entrance I expect out of Godzilla (he has some really awesome entrances), not Gamera, so Gamera pulling it off was especially unexpected, let alone looking cool despite being such a joke of a Kaiju before hand; really raised his reputation.

His second fight was also nice, even if brief; just fire ball -> splat.  I found myself questioning "...is this really a Gamera movie?  When did he get actually cool?" 


Basically, yes, this movie actually grasps what makes Kaiju fun to watch, you know, just watching Monsters kick the shit out of each other, as opposed to Monsters play-fighting with Fireballs.  The fight sequences were reminiscent of Godzilla movies, and had actually flashy special effects (...ok, mostly just explosions.)  Gamera's projectile being changed from "Flamethrower" to "Fireball" was a nice touch; it gives off for better visuals, and generally has that more power aspect rather than just sitting there watching him roast something, cause Fireballs = Explosions.  Gyaos' beam looked like a cheap light...but honestly, that's still a dramatic improvement over the cheap shit she use to have.  The added Sound Waves before she fires was a nice touch too!

Plot...well, reboot to the series, they worked it so Gamera's more interesting.  Rather than "Prehistoric turtle that awakens after millions of years!" its "Genetically enhanced super monster of ancient civilization created to project the world from Vampire Death Birds."  They get points for attempting originality here, if its still a corny explanation.

...really, I could go on, but the huge upgrade this movie is compared to the first 8 movies in the series (I've only seen 6, but the ones I didn't see sound like either typical Gamera Bullshit *OR* a movie that's half recycled footage) is staggering.  It actually makes Gamera look like he deserves some of the hype.  They totally changed directions with this movie, going instead of "ITS FOR THE CHILDREN!" to more just general Kaiju lovers.  I mean, youngest character in this movie (and the person who links with Gamera no less) is a high school girl.  That's...a considerable upgrade from all those Annoying Kids in the previous movies who are just useless besides "We Love Gamera! Gamera loves us!" 

So yeah, despite being Gamera, it was actually not a half bad Kaiju.  There's room for improvement, and still not quite Godzilla level, but at least its not making itself look bad by just existing.  It certainly was a good way to salvage the franchise, that's for sure.  If the other 2 movies in the trilogy are about equal to this, then yeah, I'll be forced to take Gamera seriously from now on <_<
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« Reply #652 on: October 31, 2009, 06:40:32 AM »
Well, I was with some friends tonight. We watched The Orphan. Half-drunk. Passed midnight. In the dark.

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It wasn't amazing, but I actually found the twist pretty intriguing. Mind you, alcohol was in my system when I came to that deduction. ;p
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« Reply #653 on: October 31, 2009, 08:41:39 AM »
Is it a good horror film? Blockbuster has a huge Horror Film wall and the covers look so interesting, but I KNOW a lot of Horror films generally suck.

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« Reply #654 on: October 31, 2009, 12:34:57 PM »
The best ones are the ones you can't take seriously in my opinion (i.e they suck so ridiculously hard it's camp) The ones that stick in your mind are well good but really quite disturbing and I wouldn't let my granny watch 'em.

Speaking of which been on a bit of a horror spree myself.

*Last House on the Left (yeah yeah curiousity got the better of me
*Friday the 13th
*Condemned (XBox gaem)

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« Reply #655 on: October 31, 2009, 04:57:54 PM »
Is it a good horror film? Blockbuster has a huge Horror Film wall and the covers look so interesting, but I KNOW a lot of Horror films generally suck.

It borders more on being a thriller than a horror. Lots of 'trick horror' moments. Although some parts are actually terrifying, towards the end especially. It's a movie that's good at making you hate most of the characters at some point. I suggest you watch it if you wanna know what I mean by that. ;p

EDIT: Also, hehe, nice Horror flick spree, CT. I'd ask how Condemned was, but this is a movie topic. ;p
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« Reply #656 on: October 31, 2009, 05:18:05 PM »
*Last House on the Left (yeah yeah curiousity got the better of me

Which one? The new one or the old one? The old one is a lot more intense.

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« Reply #657 on: November 01, 2009, 12:50:07 AM »
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I don't understand why anyone would enjoy watching this movie.  Or why it lasted about an hour longer than it should have.  Admittedly I don't understand drug culture either....

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« Reply #658 on: November 02, 2009, 01:10:01 AM »
The only part I really like in Fear and Loathing is the two or three minutes where he's perfectly lucid and has a monologue about how the earnest intent of the hippies to change the world gave way to drugged-out materialism. I can really do without the rest of it. (I've seen the thing a couple times now because my brother loves it.)

Johnny Depp does do a brilliant job of copying Hunter S. Thompson's mannerisms, though. It'd be mesmerising if the movie itself weren't so fucking depressing (I hate being around druggies in real life; watching them in a movie is no more attractive). Apparently he actually spent some time living with Thompson before the movie, sleeping in the basement. One day, while he was randomly poking through the heaps of random debris that had accumulated in the guy's house, he found a barrel of gunpowder. Just sitting there in the basement, under a pile of rubbish. He brought it to Thompson and asked what the hell it was doing in his basement. Thompson's response: "So that's where that was!" I find this way funnier than anything in the movie.

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« Reply #659 on: November 02, 2009, 01:41:59 AM »
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

I don't understand why anyone would enjoy watching this movie.  Or why it lasted about an hour longer than it should have.  Admittedly I don't understand drug culture either....

Nah, you're right. It's not a very good movie at all.
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« Reply #660 on: November 02, 2009, 02:28:49 AM »
This is It:  Indeed it is.

Barely even qualifies as a documentary - just a bunch of rehearsal footage from his supposed-to-happen series of London concerts.  But it's so nice to see Michael again and realize what an outstanding entertainer he truly was.  He's a perfectionist, but not an asshole about it.  Even when he's upset with his crew, he doesn't degrade them like so many people with his level of power would.

I wouldn't call him healthy - he's skinnier than Jack Skellington, and there are some disturbing bandages on his hands in some scenes.  But he was *alive* and prepared to pull off a truly amazing concert.  Rest in peace MJ.

Oh and the controversy that Joe Jackson is raising about body doubles being used in the movie is total bullshit.  None of his other dancers are even remotely skinny enough to pass for him, and you know Michael Jackson dancing when you see Michael Jackson dancing.

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« Reply #661 on: November 04, 2009, 05:57:44 AM »
Watchmen - 3/5; didn't like the pacing at all really. I suppose that was what I found most unattractive about the movie.
Dance Flick - 2/5. W. T. F.
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« Reply #662 on: November 06, 2009, 10:20:40 AM »
Quarantine was okay, and had some thrilling shots. But way too predictable. Cameraman dying within the last five minutes was too predictable. In regards to suspense in horror films, predictability with okay execution doesn't mix well for extremely frightening scenes. A good example would be the attic scene with the slow panning to the left, executed well but quite predictable. A bad example would be the mother and child scene that was inevitable or the scene with the guy with the broken shin. Executed a bit . .  I dunno. Not the correct lighting, angle, music... it was a scary scene but not frightening. 3/5.

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« Reply #663 on: November 07, 2009, 07:06:41 PM »
Gamera 2: Whatever the Fuck the Subtitle Is, it has to do with Giant Firebreathing Turtles.

Its about what I expected.  Not as good as the first and feels like clear "fill in a gap" between the first and 3rd movie that many trilogies are like.  Still, it was enjoyable enough.  Legion was an interestingly designed monster, and the concept was kind of original for Kaiju too.  Yeah, not half bad a movie, much like the first.

Also, Gamera has a Deus Ex Machina TURTLE CHEST LASER BEAM OF DEATH!  He never uses it again...ever...but hey, I guess they felt they needed to give Gamera SOMETHING to combat Godzilla's Super Red Atomic Breath (Contrast to the usual blue) or something <_<

Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris (HA! I REMEMBERED ITS SUBTITLE!)

Ok, first off, why did Iris have to be a tentacle monster with a fetish for a young girl? GOD DAMN IT JAPAN!

...other than that?  Pretty sweet. Involves Gyaos getting fried over and over again, some actual moral bullshit that wasn't too sappy to make the human stuff a bit more interesting than normal, and FALCON TURTLE PUNCH...with nothing more than an ARM STUBBLE.

This movie also made it obvious that Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monster All Out Attack was made by the same guy.  Both movies really loved to focus on the destruction and humans getting hurt element, and many of the visuals were similar.  Granted, unlike the Showa era, this isn't necessarily a bad thing cause the visuals actually look good, and they used them in different ways.  

So yeah, Gamera 90s Trilogy is actually not bad for Kaiju, contrast to the "OH GOD WHY AM I WATCHING THIS!?" fail of the 60/70s Gamera movies.  I struggle to say I enjoyed them as much as the 90s Godzilla films, but probably bias kicking in.  These movies do well to salvage Gamera's reputation from being "joke Kaiju" to a genuine worthwhile box-office rival of Godzilla.  The fight scenes were typical Kaiju cheese with good special effects, instead of "TOYS!!!", and they made use of Gamera's powers in more creative ways (you'd think spinning into the opponent at full force with rocket propullsion support would be an effective way to hurt something bulky like Iris.  Well, so did Gamera evidently!)  The movies are somewhat more gruesome than Godzilla films, as they really like to make Gamera bleed...but then again, GMK did similar things, like Godzilla exploding violently into a bloody mess, IIRC, so yeah, more proof it was done by the same guy.

ANYWAY, next on my Kaiju kick is the Rebirth of Mothra Trilogy!  So going from Trilogy of Giant FIrebreathing Turtle to Trilogy of Giant Phoenix Psychic Moth Who Is the Reason Butterfree Exists!
Interestingly, it seems the two trilogies were basically made side by side, so I suppose Heisei Gamera's true Box Office Rival is Heisei Mothra, as Godzilla's movies were finished after 1994 until 2000.
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« Reply #664 on: November 07, 2009, 08:12:26 PM »
I just saw "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" for the 1st time and...uh...yeah.

The movie is crazy weird, but I couldn't help to notice how eerily similar this chaarcter is (in the sense of acting methods and mannerisms) to that of Jack Sparrow.

In the end, it was a crazy weird that made the film work.
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« Reply #665 on: November 08, 2009, 05:10:21 AM »
Meeple, I added Godzilla Tokyo S.O.S on my streaming queue. I hope it's good. First.Godzilla.Movie.Evar.

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« Reply #666 on: November 09, 2009, 07:49:00 PM »
Saw Mrs. Vengeance. 3/5. The least favorite in the series. It just kept going on and on like Azumi.

Watched After Sex. 4/5. Cute. 8 different couples and what their conversations are like after sex.

Count of Monte Cristo (2002). Ended happily. How happy. Still a fan of the book, but thought the actor made a great Count. Also. IT HAD HENRY CAVILL. mm.

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« Reply #667 on: November 09, 2009, 10:34:25 PM »
Saw the Muppet Movie in a theater Saturday. It was suitably awesome.
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« Reply #668 on: November 10, 2009, 01:01:05 AM »
Watched the entire Rebirth of Mothra Trilogy!

I can...kind of see what they mean by it was more geared towards younger audiences, but honestly, only the 2nd movie really stood out as being especially childish.  The first movie was more like "This is intended for the whole family!" style fun, and the 3rd has some very dark shit in it (the villain actually tries to EAT CHILDREN.  Yes, we have a literal baby eating villain here...).  It does have children as prominent protagonists, especially the 2nd where the children are the only actual serious human characters, as the two adults are just comical idiots, who are the butt monkey of like every joke.  The other movies had serious adult characters, which kind of made them feel more like a general audience flick.

They are a lot more playful, I'll grant, but again, that just feels more like "lets appeal to general audience!" than "lets appeal to children!"  By which I mean while Godzilla movies will have some cheap melee action where people are strangling each other (I mean, these scenes aren't enough to be considered actual action scenes, just adults fighting briefly), maybe a few gun shots here and there, the Mothra Trilogy will have cartoon style silly antics like CATAPULTING ROCK!

But anyway, the movies were enjoyable enough though the 2nd one felt a bit boring, cause...yeah, like I said, that one really felt geared towards children.  That, and Degarla is far less awesome than Desghidorah and the villain of movie 3. 

Though, I was trying to figure just what was really different about the Mothra movies in terms of style, which allowed for such a playful atmosphere, and more focus on Monster vs. Monster rather than Monster vs. Mosnter vs. MILITARY (military always loses...it just does...)...then it hit me!  The Mothra Trilogy was an attempt to throw back to the ORIGINAL Mothra movie, in terms of what it was.

See, most Kaiju have a sci-fi element in it.  This is obvious in Godzilla movies where there's big particle beam cannons that don't exist in modern times being used in the 70s to futility take down the monster.   Not to mention that most monsters are from Space, Radiation, Genetic Engineering or a combination of both.
Mothra?  More of a fantasy feel.  The monster in question is a legendary guardian monster of sorts; no alien powers, no radiation nonsense, just...mystical.  It hit me when I realized most of what is going on is magical, and not sci-fi, and there were no Tanks or anything fighting the Monsters, just Moth vs. Dragons (yeah, all the villains are Dragons, for...some reason.  It makes sense in Movie 1 and Movie 3, but seriously, couldn't Degarla be more interesting?)  I do have to question why a MOTHRA TRILOGY didn't use Battra, the EVIL Mothra...

...then I saw movie 3's ending, Armored Mothra, and its basically Battra with a paint job.  Ok, so they did use Battra's DESIGN <_<

Anyway, movies are fun enough, nice to see Mothra break away from Godzilla and do things on her own, rather than just be a second stringer in a Godzilla movie.  They did give her a shit load of new powers though...we're talking about 15 different new kinds of laser beams and lightning wings here, as well as transformations...but they made fight scenes more interesting, so hey!  Also, the Fairies being portrayed completely differently than usual was a nice boon; making them actual characters, and able to think separately, rather than always talking together, and basically being uniform beings that exist in two bodies and...ok, its hard to explain but just know that in most movies, the Fairies are pretty much mirrors of one another!
Making an EVIL Fairy who was basically Rita Repulsa (ie a comical villain) didn't hurt either; just added to the playful charm.

Mothra did get its ass kicked repeatedly in the movies, then turns it around and kicks some ass...granted, fight scenes in these movies were a larger focus than Godzilla movies, and took much longer, so that's to be expected.  As far as the enemy monsters...

Desghidorah was pretty cool.  3 Headed Dragon that breathes Fire and Red Lightning, sucks up energy...ok, I should note that each Mothra movie clearly has an underlying moral.  Moral of the first movie is clearly "SAVE THE RAIN FOREST!" type shenanigans, as it involves the monster sucking life of trees, and mothra saving the day!  This movie also had a rather sad moment, odd considering we're looking at clearly fake monsters, between the Mother Mothra and its child as it drowns in the sea.  ANYWAY, Desghidorah is pretty cool, though obsolete in Godzilla movies for obvious reasons.

Degarla...WHY WEREN'T YOU BATTRA!?  You even resembled him at times!  Seriously, you're just a lame sea dragon whose only cool aspect is SHOULDER BOMBS.  Honestly subpar for a Toho monster, and considering Desghidorah was a blatant rip off another, that says something.  This movie did have some mild redeeming features, that one being ANCIENT AZTEC LASER BEAMS!!! ...in Japan...from a submerged pyramid.  I am not making this up.
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This movie's theme was "Don't pollute the waters.  It creates evil Jellystarfish created by a giant monster of death."  ...Toho needs to not do Anti-Pollution movies, cause they're clearly not very good at them, for all that this movie is infinitely better than Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster.

3rd Movie...well, Toho knew how to end things:
"So, we need to end Mothra on a high note, so we need a villain who could totally kick ass, and people would cheer for it, but then Mothra would one up it and look even more bad ass as a result?"
"LETS USE GODZILLA!"
"*Smacks* NO! The whole point of this series was to NOT USE GODZILLA DAMN IT!"
"Oh, right...so...uh...how about...King Ghidorah?"
"You mean Godzilla's #1 rival who has never appeared anywhere Godzilla wasn't, and is a Space Monster, thus undermining the fantasy feel with an actual sci-fi creature, but cause he's a dragon he still fits?"
"Yeah, that guy."
"...THAT'S BRILLIANT!"

Yeah, movie 3's villain isn't anyone original, its just King Ghidorah...THIS IS NOT A BAD THING THOUGH; King Ghidorah is generally good at making things better, and he doesn't disappoint.  He's as awesome as always here, and yes, they made him a BABY EATING VILLAIN.  So many villains only pretend to eat babies, but Ghidorah decides to prove how bad ass he is by actually attempting to eat one! Unfortunately, he gets stopped by a giant moth in the process, but hey, he ALMOST did!

Anyway, for movies that were supposedly "intended more for children", they are so much better than the old Gamera movies its not even funny.  for starters, the children aren't as annoying, and they don't seem to be like 10x more intelligent than the adults (outside of the 2nd movie, where it was more played for comedy; Gamera movies would have the kid playfully say something and they'd be like "Wait, that's a great idea to stop the monster!"  Thank god the 90s Gamera said "to hell with the kids; the youngest character in this series is 16 years old!"), and the movies have generally pleasing visuals.  They're decent enough for what they are, I guess, and pretty much work as a contemporary to the 90s Gamera (they were made more or less along side each other...how fitting that Toho releases its own Guardian Monster movie trilogy alongside Daiei or whatever company makes Gamera...this might be coincidental but I found it amusing that the two are similar, though Gamera's trilogy was clearly a lot more similar to Godzilla in style, which was a GOOD thing in that case.  Mothra was more an attempt to try something new for Toho, going back to Mothra's original purpose.)

So uh, yeah, I guess onto the 2 Millenium Mechagodzilla movies!  Mostly cause Megaguirus inspires so much apathy; if I want to see Godzilla fight giant bugs, I'll watch one of the movies where he fights Mothra <_<
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« Reply #669 on: November 10, 2009, 10:17:02 PM »
Saw the Muppet Movie in a theater Saturday. It was suitably awesome.

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« Reply #670 on: November 10, 2009, 11:02:24 PM »
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« Reply #671 on: November 20, 2009, 08:55:15 PM »
watched Ninja Scroll again. Not new, but still awesome.

Saints and Soldiers had awesome cinematography, but fell short in every other respect. Just because you're making a movie based off of history doesn't mean it's essentially going to be good and I'm going to be empathetic because it was "real."

Flyboys? Good, though the focus on the main guy to rake in money (That Guy from Tristin and Isolde) really de-powered the focus on a group effort rather than his heroic impetus.

Fight Back to School? Steven Chow at a young age? Good BUT nonsensical. What. Now it's time to watch the Legend of the Shadowless Sword. 

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« Reply #672 on: November 20, 2009, 09:29:37 PM »
Don't think I reviewed these two yet, so I'll do it now...if I did...YOU GET TO SIT THROUGH ANOTHER MEEPLE RANT!!!

Godzilla against Mechagodzilla: Decent movie, better than I was expecting.  What caught me off guard was that the movie captures the cheese of the older movies (from the 60/70s) while retaining the special effects of the newer ones.  This made for some amusing scenes.  Also, Kiryu is exactly what I wanted from a Mechagodzilla.  The original was neat, but lets face it, he could use an update, and Mechagodzilla 2 was just LASER SPAM!!! and nothing really special (that movie was saved by the existence of Rodan, mind, whose awesome.)

Kiryu actually looks and feels like Godzilla, just made of steel.  He fires missiles, has a Laser Breath to compensate for Atomic Breath, and otherwise actually does melee and stuff.  This combined with some ridiculous moments...yeah.  Movie is slow moving cause of all the technobabble about working on Kiryu, but it was overall not bad.

It also has the whole "Reason for existence!" subplot, which...ties in well to Kiryu given the whole "he's the ressurected remains through technology of the ORIGINAL Godzilla now used as a weapon!" thing with humans, which while its GODZILLA PLOT, anything that makes the Human side of things more interesting is always good.  You don't watch a movie for the human plot nonsense, but that doesn't mean that making the human side of things not dreadfully boring can't hurt!

Also...

Godzilla Tokyo SOS: Yeah, Idun, finally saw this, so I can assess it and you can judge how quickly you want to watch it <_<

Anyway, while this movie is a direct sequel of the previous one, it doesn't rely on it TOO much beyond "Kiryu's back!" and knowing Kiryu's origins helps explain the slight moral dilemma.  This movie's human plot centers around "Playing God."  see, bringing the 1954 Godzilla back to life through technology is in effect playing god, and Mothra, who is a deity like Kaiju, doesn't like this, so she asks politely (through her fairies) to dismantle Kiryu, place the bones back to sea, and if Godzilla attacks, she'll be nice enough to fend him off.

Ultimately, I get the feeling this movie was more a remake of Godzilla vs. Mothra than anything else.  However, instead of the Egg nonsense and the dickish Humans, they replace it with a moral dilemma and throw Kiryu (oh, my bad; they forgot he has a name and just called him "Mechagodzilla" the entire movie <_< ) into the mix.  Godzilla's fight with Mothra was very reminiscent of the original, just with special effects being better and now there's a city being blown up...oh and its at night too...so it looks a lot cooler, they pull the same stunt with Mothra's offspring and...yeah.  However, the added Mechagodzilla factor certainly made things a lot more interesting than just "oh, remake, how nice" (Godzilla vs. Mothra wasn't a bad movie, but a generic remake would be kind of bland, honestly), cause now its atomic Breath, Poison Powders *AND* Machinegun/missiles/lasers being fired all at once.  

That, and a team up of Mothra and Mechagodzilla is not something that really clicks as a usual team up.  Granted, if Mothra could team up freaking KING GHIDORAH in a movie, let alone King Ghidorah BEING PORTRAYED AS A HEROIC FIGURE, in GMK, I guess Mothra can team up with anything these days...
Really, it was a combination of the 2 extremes of Kaiju.  Mechagodzilla is about the epitome of Sci-fi in Kaiju (let alone Kiryu, whose not just a Giant Robot with impossible technology, but he's a BIO-MECHANICAL Robot), where as Mothra's completely lacking in anything sci-fi, being practically pure Fantasy (she's somewhat of a Deity Kaiju, you see, *AND* she has 2 Twin Fairies with magical powers aiding her, that have no explanation other than "they're fairies")...yes, RPGs do this all the time, but its nice to see it applied to Kaiju.

So yeah, Idun, this is a decent one, and if you need me to explain stuff based on Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla, in case things are a bit confusing, I'll do so <_<

So...now all that's left is Godzilla vs. Megaguirus...aka Godzilla fights a huge freaking wasp...

...seriously, I don't know what it is, but I can't get myself excited for this one.  It sounds like the worst of the Millenium series, for starters, and "Godzilla vs. Wasp", even if its technically a Godzilla CLONE Wasp, sounds less interesting than "King Ghidorah AS A GOOD GUY!" "the Coolest Mechagodzilla yet!" "Said Mechagodzilla teamed up with Mothra!", and "Godzilla Final Wars, where Godzilla is the most bad ass he's ever been, Gigan returns, and there's HUMANS KICKING ASS FOR ONCE"
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Re: Movies
« Reply #673 on: November 20, 2009, 10:48:33 PM »
I just remember one Godzilla in which they revealed that Godzilla has a second brain in his tail and that Rodan is Godzilla's brother.

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Re: Movies
« Reply #674 on: November 21, 2009, 01:44:53 AM »
Thankfully IRC saves my chats, Meeple. I'll go ahead and watch S.O.S now. The one I added to my queue with two Godzilla movies only lets you play one T_T